>tfw one new email >tfw my mom wrote "Thank you for

That your mom loves you and you can't kill yourself

[Spoiler] and of course, she wants to fuck[/spoiler]

dunno sounds like the kind of thing someone would say if they were about to off themselves. better get in touch.

>>34611756
Sounds like a cry for help.

>>34611821
>>34611793
What do I do? Should I phone her?

>>34611845
Then report back to us

>>34611756
My advice on how to interpret your mom's email depends on how big your penis is. If you have a big penis, my advice is to post a picture of it, erect, in this thread. If you don't have a big penis, my advice is to fuck off.

>>34611756
When's the last time you have called your mom? You better get a hold of her and ask her if she's ok and that you love her too.

>>34611756
Probably saw some morning talk show on TV where a careerless 45 years old guy came in to talk about his self-help books for sale at 59$ in every bookstore, and spouted something at the end like "you should tell your loved ones you love them today".

>>34611756
>Thank you for being the best son in the world, All my love
that's disgusting

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>>34611756
she gonna an hero or she thinks you will