Well hello there wagie. Its finally friday and your looking forward

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the wagie is sad and depressed as can be
He sits at his desk and dreams of being free
He opens the window and sits on the ledge
He then shuffles a bit, to get closer to the edge
He launched himself off and falls 10,000 feet
But to his horror, he is caught by the NEET
He sets him down and says with a smirk
"No luck, wagie now get back to work"
originaleeeeeeee poor wagies

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>>34611401

have fun killing yourself at 30 you waste of space

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>>34611425
awww is wagie ragie mad?

>>34611417
This is gold, anon.
really captures the horrors of being a wagie.

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>>34611425
>implying I haven't moved out
Wait, the people in this thread are all real NEETs right? Not 19 year olds living with mummy?

>>34611425
Aaaww is wagie triggered? Oh poor naive wagie. If you knew how this world worked you could live like me. But you decided to go the slave route. I'm too free to care

>>34611401
I'm curious what r9k thinks about working freelance online. I just got a job copy editing for a major corporation. I work 20 hours a week and decide my own hours; I eat and play vidya whenever I feel like it. And make quite a bit more than I made when I was on welfare. DESU it's been nice having something else to do when I get bored of raping noobs on DotA2.

IMO online freelance work is about the best damn situation a robot like me could ask for. I don't have to deal with other people at all. My boss sends me about one e-mail every three days or so telling me what I need to do and I do it without having to "coordinate with team members" or other bullshit. And again, the money's really nice, and I'm saving for retirement, finally. It's actually the first job I've had in 12 years. I'm 30 btw. I don't have a degree or anything but I'm pretty fucking smart so I just made up a resume and now I'm using my inherent aspie linguistic competence to contribute to society.

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Wagies? Neets? Who cares.
We're all trapped together in this world.
Normies deserve the hate

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>>34611401
I'm a personal trainer and the only 3 clients I have are all top-tier stock traders. They pay 200$ for each 1.5 hour session. I see them all twice a week on the same days.

I make $2400 a month and work 2 days a week. I literally have as much free time as you fat NEETS but the only difference is that I have a nice vehicle and high rise condo. I have money to take stacey out to nice dates and I just took a week vacation to Thailand last month.

You fat retards will never compare to me and it's laughable that you think being a lazy sperg is something to be proud off.

Stay mad aspies

>>34611417
This desu, being a wagecuck is pretty awful.
t.cashier
I dream of the neet life, maybe soon.

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>>34611401
Thanks for the laugh anon
t. wagie

I'm going for a little vacation to a 5 star resort on the beach. Flying first class. Neetcucks will never know this feel.

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>>34611596
>>34611539
>>34611450

bragging about a total fucking loser.

Hahahaha, you guys are really the bottom of the barrel, it makes me think whether or not you chose this lifestyle, maybe you guys are just pathetic enough that you can't handle social situations or any external pressure.

>>34611816
>Flying first class
>5 star resort
Are you a millionaire or just incredibly stupid? Since just a first class flight costs about as much as a economy flight + travel expenses for a week or two, and you don't have to live like shit either with that amount of money. A fool and their money and so on.

>>34611991
>+ travel expenses for a week or two

I mean, yeah, if you stay at a Holiday Inn Express far away from anything interesting. But if you're flying first class generally the other travel expenses (mostly hotel) will cost > the plane tickets anyway.

>>34611714

How does one get into this personal training thing?

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>>34611816

Check out stats on air disaster survival based on seating. Jokes on you if the plane crashes

>>34611991
I just make decent money. I'd rather pay an extra 1-2k for a much nicer long-haul flight than to be stuck with plebs like you. I pay for it because I can afford it easily.

>>34612635
Look good enough that people take your advice seriously, take a weekend PT course, be knowledgable about fitness and nutrition, advertise through word of mouth.

The best advice I can give is find clients that arent obese, they never last long and just complain the whole time. My 3 clients are rich and semi-fit. I pretty much correct their form and spot them. They know the basics I just motivate them.