>pumping gas >cashier is pretty cute >60 on pump 5 please

>>34610896
Who is that plump pound cake?

>>34610896
Sounds cool but you should have gotten her number or something

>>34610896
did it work?

truly the most original post to ever been made in all history of chinese bloodsports training grounds

If you didn't pump your load in her gas chamber, you did it wrong.

>>34610896
"Yeah that's it" sounds too sarcastic. You should have said something like "How'd you know?" or "You see right through me"

Then while she's getting your change, ask what her name is. Then ask her to suck on your weener

>>34610912
Yeah I'll try next time. I was still half asleep

>>34610896
How do gas stations work in your country? Over here we pump until it's full, go inside, pay, drive off. I've never seen a gas station that did it any other way, except for the self-checkout pumps.

Yeah dude you probably took her down a peg.

Fucking roasties.

>>34610975
In the U.S. you have to pay before you pump. So often a person will overestimate and pay $20 and find that they could only fit $18 worth of gas

>>34610975
If you let people pump first in the US niggers will drive off without paying and steal gas.

Most people pay at the pump with credit or debit, otherwise you pay before pumping.

>>34610966
>"You see right through me"
Top kek, go back to your visual novels

>>34610896
I just pay with the card every time.

How do you meet cashier chicks that way?

>>34611049
>>34611061

We will switch to your system in a year or two.

>>34610896
>cutie pie cashier
>ask for $40 on pump 1 (cause I'm number 1)
>car only takes $30
>don't go back to get it

am I flirting correctly?

>>34611061
>drive off without paying and steal gas
Literally third world.

>>34611096
>pumping gas
>cashier is a real cutie
>flirt a bit
>find out she's married
>"Aw I almost had you"
>"You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car"
>Go back to the pump station I was parked out
>Nothing there

>>34610896
this sounds cringey, and you inconvienced both of you on purpose

>>34610966
Noted the asking her name part.

>>34610992
What do you mean?

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>>34611156
>yfw she was distracting you so her husband Carlos could steal your car

>>34611164
>you inconvienced both of you on purpose
If it was an inconvenienced she would've sighed and rolled her eyes. Her reaction shows that the inconvenience was worth seeing him again.

>>34610896
>tfw no cute girls on gas stations
>they're either old men or girls missing teeth
I'm not lowering my standards to "missing teeth is fine"

>>34611156
the most original lol

>>34610975
you validate a credit card at the pump and then however much you pump gets charged to it

>>34611164
I was half asleep. How should I approach her next time I get gas?

>>34611049
>>34610975
>>34611061
it depends on the state you fucking aspies, somewone pumping for you and you pumping for yourself happen in the US

How can you be so ignorant of your own country but willing to participate in a discussion with conclusive thoughts? Kill yourselves

>>34611389
>How can you be so ignorant of your own country
I'm not a burger you fucking cunt.
That's why I asked
>How do gas stations work in your country?

>>34611366
just say, "hey, i didn't get your name last time" and go from there. then when you're done pumping gas do a dance or some shit for the surveillance camera.

>>34611049
Tfw nj fag and pay cash after its pumped

only time i actually went inside a gas station was when i needed to buy some lock oil since the gas lock wouldn't open

>>34610971
Damn OP that was a really good time to ask for her number she ever set you up for that one.

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>>34611209
>Went to Louisiana
>Saw cute girl manning cash register at gas station
>She asked me if I had a problem/was retarded because I wasn't giving her my money
>Totally sucked into my brain and missed every moment of the trip to Florida

They're real

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>>34610896
Asstealth braap thread.

>>34611453
>nj fag
how are those new, higher gas prices treating you?

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>>34612111
pic very reIated

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>>34610896
did you fug? oringalio

>>34611967
Yeah man but I'm only just now starting to get hit on by girls. Been working on myself for the past few months. I'm slowly warming up and learning to spot hints though

>>34612423
>warming up and learning to spot hints though
Dude what? Are you taking meds or did you get struck by lightning recently? I've been trying for a decade and am as clueless as on day one.

>>34612460
Well I stopped trying and girls started approaching me. That and I hiked the pct last summer and got fit. I legitimatly don't give a fuck. Trying to get rid of my autism though

>>34612460
>>34612644
im gonna be """that""" guy now. confidence really is key if you're a 6 or higher. the more handsome your face, the less fit you have to be for this to be true.
t.7/10 with decent bod

>>34610896
"No I did it so I could come back and get your number"

>>34610896
unless you walked out of there with a number then yes

>>34612777
smooth criminal
bet you won't use that one fag!

>>34612770
I've got a 9/10 face, 5'10" @ 155lbs and a top 20% dick. I've never let anyone get close to me, I have no idea how to open up just enough for a girl to be interested. Where am I supposed to draw my confidence from? I'm a 24 year old virgin, faking it will only get me so far.

>>34612770
I'm probably like a 6 going unto a 7, was a 5 when i was aushwitz with acne. Girls are confusing autism for being mysterious when they find out you do shit like hiking across the country. I'm also kinda narcissistic

>>34612852
With those stats you should be getting approached daily. What's your social situation like?

>>34612951
I am getting approached from time to time, but only until I react in some way. I'm always either too cold or too weird. The frustration has lead to me not putting myself out there all that often anymore and I rarely start flirting on my own.

>>34612986
Just try to stay present and loosen up a bit.

>>34613171
I'm not usually nervous in social situations, if anything I'm too relaxed. I took the retarded normie advice and stopped caring about getting laid and went about my day just trying to have a good time. Last time I was at a party I got a bit drunk and ended up being the DJ (I started a playlist on spotify and threw requested songs in between). There was one girl who tried to get me to dance all the time. It was very late into the morning and I had been drinking and partying for a good 8 hours already at that point, I was tired and sat down bewteen some people on the verge of passing out for a bit. After less than a minute she was in front of me again, grabbing my hands and pulling me to my feet, trying to get me to dance with her some more. There were a lot of people still dancing and more girls asked me to play their favourite songs and it all became kind of a blur. As I was on the train back home, after a good 12 hours of straight party and ridiculous amounts of booze, as the sun was coming up, I thought to myself "you know what? you might be actually retarded."

Needless to say, I don't know who she was and I'll never see her again.


inb4 normies get out ree

>>34610896
The answer is good, but I doubt you pulled the personality off. You could've blown it out of proportions like " Yeah, You caught me and my masterplan, what will I ever do now."

Flirting isn't a job bro, if it was, it would come in shifts. Flirting is supposed to be fun, so have fun!

>>34610966

>you see right through me

cringe

>>34610896
should have followed with something like
"maybe you can help me and give me your number"

>>34611049
How do you determine how much gas your car takes?

And how much to put in it?

I've been driving for 2 years and I still don't know

Tell me you normies

>>34613802
You are murrican right?
Just google your car model info and you will see size of your fuel tank.

>>34613802
>wait till it's on "E"
>go to gas station
>fill it up until the gas pump "clicks"
>???
>profit
Seriously, it's not that fucking hard.

>>34610975
Here in Lithuania you pump then go pay

>>34613802
Drive for 100km and see how much gas it took

>>34614329
Apparently it is in America, because they pay before filling up.

>>34610966
But don't women like condescending sarcasm?

>>34611156
f&f reference

>>34610896
u will have this girl