>wake up >see this >she says "uff anon why don't

Because porn has destroyed my mind and I could only get hard if a black guy fucks you

>>34609589
>but you ARE black, anon
what you do

>>34609563
too skinny 4 me desu senpai

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>>34609563

Shut the fuck up you roastie whore

>>34609563
mumble whatever under my breath and go back to bed

>>34609607
well shit. alright then I guess I will make sweet love to you.

>>34609563
fuck off you disgusting negro, how the fuck did you get on my boat

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>>34609563
>tfw unironically not attracted to sexy women anymore
Fucking /r9k/.

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Give her the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life

>>34609563
>piercing

Ewwwwww disgusting wtf

>>34609563
pound her into the 4th dimension

K fine, but only if it's in your pooper.
I'm not into roast beef

>Where the fuck am I
>Who the fuck are you
>Did you fucking kidnap me

i'd look behind me

>>34609563
I would make her cum from breast play, then I would make her cum from fingering her
Then I would have her suck me off until I came
Then I would go down on her until she came
Then I would fuck her relatively decently since I'd just cum.
Hopefully she would want to stick around and her sex more because if I had sex regularly for a week then I could fuck for 40 minutes or so

>>34610031
oh, dear, dear anon...

>>34609563

Because I realize that normal people do not speak like that so I'm still sleeping and my dream is some autistic robot's retarded thread

>>34609563

you're not my type, sorry. lets go out for ice cream

>>34609563
"This is not my bedroom, how did I end up on a fucking boat!? Where am I?"

>>34610648
Then:
"Who are you, where is the Captain and is there an adult around I can talk to? Maybe someone who can fix you up a meal you skinny bitch! If I wanted to fuck a girl with the body on a ten year old boy I'd fuck a ten year old boy.

>>34609563

>veiny shitty tits

Thanks, but no thanks.

Just asked my qt gf

>Why don't I want to make sweet yet intense love to you? Because......I'M ON A BOAT AAAAAND, ITS GOING FAST AAAAAND, I'VE GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA KAFTAN

>>34609563
>"Have you kidnapped me and brought me aboard your boat, are you a pirate?"

>>34609818
I wouldn't say I'm not attracted to them... I just want them to get physically and mentally destroyed. I guess that goes for all women though and most men. But obviously women more.

>>34609563
Having sex is overrated so you can't offer me nothing but devouring my resources. And the values of parenting is just a meme runned by government so they need new soldiers and taxpayers. Get out my sad world now!