>So you're saying everything we know about the world

>>34608879
>See, and here's my issues with that. We live in one moment out of the billions of years this earth has been here, and yet we still think that we know anything.
*brings mic closer, raises hands to head*
>I'm mean, I'm the first to admit that I know nothing. You know like Socrates said. Like, I know you're an expert in your field...but how can we know what is the ...metaphysical... reality of what you're talking about.
>I'll give you an example, Jamie can vet me on this one *laughs* I was walking down Central Ave and a hobo cam up to me and told me exactly what I had been thinking about that day. Now, we could say he's a cold reader or whatever, but you can't explain that.

kek glad im not the only one who hates this faggot

Those of you who hate and still have the strength to sit through, you're my heroes.

>>34608879
>have you done ecstacy? Lsd? See cause I have...and I'm not saying it has any...validity...but it does wake you up...to the reality that what we sense with our dactyl experience is affected by us experiencing it. We are never going to know that what we know...is real. I'm not trying to ...anthropomorphize... this experience, but what I'm saying is... I've done more drugs and know more than you.
>Jaime... can you come gargle my balls for me

What water filter should I buy, my fellow robots?

>>34608879

I liked the one with henry rollins, and the one with alex jones (that was just fun desu)

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND l HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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hey guys i just found out im a nigger what do?