>Huh? >What was that? >Oh sorry, no offence but your

Why dont you speak up then you fucking sperg?

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>speak for a good 20-30 seconds about something you genuinely enjoy/care about
>"what was that, anon?"
>"n-n-nothing d-d-d-d-d-don't worry nothing"
>"nah cmon tell me!"
>"no nothing really"

>talk
>"anon how old are you?"
>"27"
>"oh... you sound like you just hit puberty lmao"
>"n-nNO I doooN't"
>power off computer for fast disconnect

>speak normally
>speak up anon, you're mumbling

>try to speak louder
>geez anon you don't have to yell

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME AAAAHHHH

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>>34607434
>>34607445

Very cute post, anon-kun

>>34607434
IM 20 AND SOUNDS LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD

>>34607403
maybe I dont want to speak up you fuck

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>Anon, why are you always so quiet?


Just kidding, last time I had this kind of conversation was in high school. I stopped trying to socialise entirely since graduating, except necessary social interaction with roommates in the dorm.

>>34607613
Im 19 and i sound like a trans girlboy

>>34607399
>tfw I get told my voice is sensual and manly
Yes, at least one good boy point on lifescore

>join voice chat of clan
>They start talking about me and how I am weird
>They don't realize I am there

>>34607399
I love boys with soft voices. Pls do a vocaroo anon , I'll love you forever.

>>34607753
>.t fat closeted pedophile

>>34607470
>>34607753
Yall are part of the probIem.

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>play dota
>use voice chat
>stutter a lot
>people tell me it's all nice and chill and I don't have to be so nervous
>later in the match someone asks me if I'm male or female
>don't use voice chat ever again

>>34607826
It's ok, you can be my gf (male) <3

>>34607434
>talk
>"anon how old are you?"
>19
>"Really? You sounded like you've fucking 40. Do you smoke"
>no

>tfw sounds like a 40 year old chain smoker

>>34607845
Only if you're a girl (male/female)

>>34607855
I'm a cis white male that enjoys lifting
plz be my gf (male)

>>34607399
How about not speaking like a pathetic beta then, dumdum? It's all about practice and not giving a fuck. Voice chat used to make me nervous to the point of sweating, but it went away with time and practice.

>>34607884
Anxiety sure is a bitch.

But how one can be anxious about using his voice on internet? I literally cannot relate, and am genuinely interested in what goes through one's mind

>>34607884
>>34607753
>>34607683
>>34607613
>>34607403
>>34607399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkV01kdzVY

op here, here you go

>>34607865
Sorry, I'm straight
origan

>>34607922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yTr4NB15iW
Don't forget to set up your microphone correctly

my voice is deep and clear when I talk quietly, but if I try to talk louder I mumble and am nasily. wtf is wrong with me.

>>34607975
thats just how i talk i guess, my proffesors hate me

>>34607922
I can barely distinguish the words you're attempting to use. No wonder they didn't understand you.

>>34607399
no offence but you sound like a bitch. that would shut their normie facecunts up.

>>34608041
>>34608017
>>34608087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iunqm1Lm1Z

>>34607922
Op you have the cutest voice <3

>>34608186
when you're talking, your lips are barely moving

do another one where you over emphasise your mouth movements

>>34607769
Yare a faggot, suck a fat one you nigger

>>34608186
You sounds adorable. I love your voice. #FullHomo

>>34607922
That is the voice of a gay man.

Better give up on women now anon and embrace the boipucci

Fuck off Read you Maplestory playing slut.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uLLtYA2JjC

>>34607922
Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0isPRTKQT6z

>>34607769
>y'all
fuck off back to tumblr

>>34607922
are you Thomas Middleditch?

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>>34607399
>anon, I can't understand your accent, sorry

>>34609529
EVERY FUCKING TIME

origanillo

>>34607922
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkV01kdzVY
You literally just sound like a woman... I can only imagine a woman in her late twenties speaking.

>>34609440
this is great will you be my friend

>>34609529
>>34609710
I want native english speakers to leave
I was just afraid of talking to people over the internet, but this shit has completely turned me away from voice chats

>>34609529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqThxEJtJp

oregano pastorliano

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>>34607826
>played 4200 hours of dota 2
>have a mic
>never even once used it
I'm afraid of talking to people in my native language as well and there is no way in hell I'd ever speak English online over voice chat

Which is kind of funny because I'm pretty good at it (best score from our entire high school in matriculation exams, somewhere in the top1% on a national level in a white european country known to have a high level of education)

>>34609836
give me your contact info i bet you are fun to talk to

>>34609855
mmr anon?

>>34609735
>You literally just sound like a woman... I can only imagine a woman in her late twenties speaking.

how wtf, i'm a tranny sorta but i literally havent done any voice work or w/e

>>34610008
>i'm a tranny sorta

... Go on.

>>34609969
Around 4.7k solo, haven't played much lately though

>>34609836
I'm not a native speaker, but I learned the language well enough to get understood.

You get no sympathy for me, anon. I practiced for this, you should too.

Are you european? Want to be f-friends?

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>>34610095
I'm not the anon you replied to but I'm around the same mmr, hovering inside of high 4k bracket.

Are you from EU?

>>34610095
>>34610142
tfw 4.2k and eu but too bad for you guys ;~;

>>34610142
Yes (though I have played more on Russia servers than EUW/EUE because I get the lowest ping there)

>>34610142
>>34610175

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052801736/
I admit, I'm kinda salty during solo ranked.
But having some chill party games would be nice.

>>34610096
The main problem is that I take things people say close to heart. I guess I was mostly understood, but if someone asks me about my voice or accent I'm literally shaking

>>34610242
>kappa on profile
>90 friends

bruh

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I'd be up for dota 2, but then I remember that most of r9k are gays or trannys now

>>34610244
People are just curious. We'll always have a foreign accent, but most native speakers like it. They'll ask about it, but never out of malice.

Confessions of a normie, I once got laid on the basis of my accent being cute

>>34610267
I'm neither, are you good at it?

>>34607399
>>34607416

Happens to me all the time with my oneitis.

At least I have an adult's voice, unlike others in the thread. Life could always be worse.

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>>34607922
Girl (btw) op your voice is so cute and soothing holy shit

>>34610298
I think I was around 5300, but I haven't played in months.

>>34610426
EU or US?

origidigi

>>34610434
europe west

>>34610441
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dickovens

send me a friend request buddy