I just bought some pheromone cologne. I also bought a life vest

How are you going to keep your mom off of you?

>>34605295
Older women have a dulled sense of smell. She won't pick up my manly erotic scent but all the chicks will.

I'm gonna lose my virginity so quick and suddenly that the town is gonna have to organize a search party

>>34605257
Have you tried rubbing your jizz all over your body? Works just as well.

>>34606362
That's not true. Although jizz produces a fruity, sweet smell it contains no pheromones.

Now ball sweat.That contains lots of pheros and you could make a good pheromone cologne with that.

"Eau de ballsacque" original name do not steal

>>34606427
>Now ball sweat.That contains lots of pheros and you could make a good pheromone cologne with that.
>"Eau de ballsacque" original name do not steal
I remember those threads.

>>34606515
no no you remember screenshots of them

>>34606531
>no no you remember screenshots of them
No I was actually here for them. I was also here when the guy who posted them admitted he made it all up just for the lulz and to make some gud OC

>>34606536
I wish somebody would actually try to make ballsweat cologne.

>>34606556
>I wish somebody would actually try to make ballsweat cologne.
The only reason I remember those threads was because I was almost considering making some somehow when I would see them but then I saw him admit that he never did it and it was all a clever ruse so I was like "well fuck that"

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>>34605257
> Needing pheromones to pick up chicks
Hope you bought Viagra too

>>34605257
Oh nice, science finally made an autism-away spray.