>You summon a pepe genie from a magic lamp >He offers to

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>>34603528
1. Kill me
2. Resurrect me
3. Kill me again

>>34603528
1. A sandwich
2. another sand which
3. More wishes
Repeat

Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A

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>>34603561
What if your not hungry anymore anon? There will be so many sandwiches

>>34603528
>infinite neetbux
>qt autistic gf whom I will wife
>a comfy cabin in the mountains

1. A one time no-strings attached session of sex for every virgin in the world who wishes to partake.

2. A cozy house paid in full, preferably in my area, I can rent that shit to make extra cash if I ever relocate plus I can come back to it for retirement. It can't be too large.

3. Humanity would instantly acquire the ability to heal DNA damage through exposure to blue light such as how plants do it, and therefore cancer and many effects of aging would be eradicated.

Since pepe is a jolly ole fellow I will wish for these 3 things.
1:Every robot gains the ability to shapeshift
2:Every robot enters a dimension where they are genuinly loved by whomever they want.
3:A near limitless supply of wojacks for pepe.

>>34603589
>1. A one time no-strings attached session of sex for every virgin in the world who wishes to partake.

I just want love, man

>>34603614
I considered that, but I didn't want to waste a wish on things that may possibly not last. It seems like a good wish, but love can lead to heartbreak, and I didn't want anyone to end up with a broken heart because of my wish. There's the option of formulating the wish to where the loved one could not leave them, but that wouldn't be real love. Wishing everyone had highly advanced A.I. companions would be basically the same thing.

No strings attached sex wouldn't hurt anyone nor be a facade.

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>>34603589
>Who wish to partake
So zero.

>>34603652
Well, I didn't want to enforce sex upon those who wished to keep their virginity or hold out for a loved one.

>>34603644
For me losing my virginity with a wothwhile person is pretty important.

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1
Ability to stop time (for fucking around with people and personal gain)
2
Fixing my paralyzed face
3
Infinite shekels

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>>34603672
That's missing on all the fun anon. It's up to you, either you get nobody or you force people. I mean how many people would want to bang some guy because a genie is pimping you out. That's how you get to bang old people only.

>For my oneitis to love me and only me and our children unconditionally
>For a nice self-sustaining farm somewhere in Europe

I don't need anything else.

1. Make me God
2. Make a heaven for robots only
3. Destroy earth

>>34603749
R9k's heaven is just browsing R9k. Destroying earth and dumping us into heaven means the same exact thing we have now with 99% less people around.

>>34603712
He's a genie, he creates perfectly hot people that match the preferences of their designated partners perfectly whose existence disappears from the physical realm in a non-obvious manner some time after the deed is done. Genies can do that type of shit. They are magical.

>>34603697
That was addressed here >>34603672.

As important as it is, I don't want to risk suffering a terrible feeling you cannot imagine (or worse) if that worthwhile person decides to leave you in the end. I would be responsible for your pain in that instance. I don't want that responsibility.

Sorcerous powers
Reduce the size of my kike-tier nose
A harem of 72 virgins

>>34603787
>the same exact thing we have now with 99% less people around
Sounds like paradise to me.

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>>34603881
>Get genie
>Wish to have hot girls to bang
>Also wish to have consent for wished girls
How fucking beta are you to wish to bang women and then also give them a choice weather to fuck you or not.

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>>34603528
1. Make
2. Anime
3. Real

Putting all my wishes into making this one come true

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>>34604103
Keep chasing that dragon OP you will never catch it. The closest thing we have is VR.

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>>34603528
1.ability to stop time whenever I want,wherever I want,for how much time I want.
2.qt weeb virgin girl to fuck and marry
3.4chan pass and 1 billion dollars for everyone that browses /r9k/ and /b/ at the moment

>>34603528
1 Rid r9k of pepe and related characters
2 Rid r9k users of autism
3 Rid the world of autistic leaders

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>>34603528
1. Gas the jews.
2. Check em'
3. Make the world anime again.

>>34603528
1. Get a hot fembot
2. Get an erection
3. Get to have sexe time with my new found property

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>>34604257
>>34603699
Nice thinking anons

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1.make me immortal but give me a pill to end it just in case.
2.give me a serum that give me a superpower of my choice depending on the catalyst I add
3.give me the knowledge to work on immortality for my family,friends and pets

>the rain stops
>it starts to snow
>The slopes open