School days cringe thread ? >9th grade >desperately seek

>>34601925
...why did ya wear eyeliner if you didn't want to get picked on?

it's not really a question, i know that's not how it works.

sorry anon

>>34601925
This made me autistic

I had to pace around my room, this is too much.

>>34601925
WHEN DOES THE SPAGHETTI COME

>>34602312
This girl I liked said she thought emo guys were cool so I googled it and they were all wearing eyeliner. It was 2008 if that makes any if this less worse.

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>>34601925
>Be me
>9th grade
>Have oneitis for this girl
>Be autist who wears a collared Polo shirt literally everyday
>She obviously doesn't like me back
>After months of having unwavering oneitis I never talk to her because I'm too embarrassed and nervous
>My surname sounds kind of like "fetish"
>Find out from a friend with mutual friends of her friends that her mom came up with a name for me, "Anon Fetish" and her and her friends started calling me that behind my back
>rage.jpeg
>Years later and she's a lefty femcunt libtard

I hate women.

>>34601925
>"nah man nah his daddy beat his ass again for being a little bitch"
i dont know, this could have just been guys fucking around with you.

if you truly were hardcore, you'd just laugh it off and joke with them, not you know, take it personally.

>>34602469
oh, that does make it better! all in the name of love.

did you get the girl?

>>34602535
No. I never got her. She ended up dating some much more popular emo kid that ended up cheating on her twice. She fucked me over by getting rid of my pet turtle though and Id like to think that that was fate evening things out.

>>34602666
oh :(

what about the turtle? what was its name, and what did she do to it?

>12th grade
>loitering at the mall woth my friends
>"ayy Anon isnt that that band you like ?"
>motions over to a qtp2t with a Joy Division shirt
>"haha go talk to her anon !"
>decline and carry on
>regret immidiately begins fo build
>suddenly turn around and sprint over to her, maneiver theough thr Macys clothes racks and cut her off
>spend the next 30 seconds catching my breath
>ask her out on a date and for her number
>she actually gives it to me
>feel like a king
>go home and immudiately call the number
>voice-mail
>call again
>voice-mail
>call her voice mail for 4 days before I realize she gave me a fake number
>binge drink myself to sleep for the next week

>>34602696
His mame was Stanley.
I found him on a lokg walk home one day amd kept him as a secret pet. He lived in my back pack at home and in my cargo pocket at school.
During a field day we were having I took him out of my pocket ao he could stretch his legs. My oneitis saw him and asked me about him. After I told her all about him she asked to see him and I handed him over. I thought she was gonna show her girl friends but she was showing him too a teacher instead. By the time I realized what was going on it was already too late. The teacher had walked off with him and released him. When I asked her ehy she would do such an awful thing to me she told me it was because she didnt think I was takimg good care of it.

>>34602890
fuck her. you're better than she is, anon.

r.i.p. stanley

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>>34602756
Imagine getting chased down in a macy's by someone who wants to talk about joy division

>>34602890
What a bitch. This is just more proof that women are subhuman creatures that just aren't capable of empathy.

>>34602939
file name top fucking ke k
orgifuckyou

>>34603016
>reeeewhywontwomenloveme.post

>>34603209
t. Subhuman roastie

Fuck off, we dont want you here

>>34601925
i have never wrote any but this is one i remember and i cringe every time
>teacher made me sit appart from all because i was too "agressive" and didnt want to work in group
>i never talked to anyone during class so i just daydreamed
>get brilliant idea
>go to home quick lock my self up
>star beating my self in the eye
>continue during 20 min
>gets awesome bruise
>next day expecting people to notice
>forgot i use glasses and i got my eye hurting and nobody noticed and the bruise was there around 4 days

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>>34602756
>taking 4 days to realize you got the wrong number by some girl who's first interaction with you was "some guy trying really hard to breath and then asking for my number"

>>34602756
This hurt to read
Every girl has a Joy Division t shirt anon

>>34603488
Kek. What the fuck was your endgame here.

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>>34601925
That's very intelligent.

>>34603565
to be the edgy guy who gut in fights

>>34602756
>at the mall buying some lingerie
>getting ready to leave
>suddenly some autist bursts out from the night gown rack and cuts me off
>starts having an asthma attack right in front of me
>mfw
>"cool...WHEEZE...shirt...HUFF...wanna go on...a date...WHEEZE...sometime...COUGH GOUGH...can I get youCOUGH COUGH WHEEZE r number ?..."
>give him a random string of digits and walk away

Fucking autists I swear

>>34603564
18 year old me was naive and didnt know the entext to which women go through to seem cultured and "in"

>>34604527
Hey reddit, people stopped finding these stories funny back in 2008 or so.

>>34604873
Look, there are no shortcuts to fitting in here and no amount epic reddit namedrops is gonna change that

>>34601925
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOD6hE3xQrs

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>>34601925
>(I wore eyeliner at the time)
I don't know why but this killed me

>The popular gang was actual hipsters
>Walking up stairs in school
>Scrawny hipster purposly drops a smaller book on my head, laughs with his friends
>Massive anger boils over me, wait until they go down the stairs
>Take a thick encyclopedia and throws right ontop of his head
>He almost starts to cry and screams "You fucking bullied retard"

Hanging with people
>Im in 8th grade
>7th grader starts punching me in the back of the head when im not looking
>What the fuck
>Keeps doing what i do
>He punches me again, twice more
>Finally see who is responsible
>Drags him and shoves him into locker
>He falls down
>Punches him twice on nose, and then jumps on his head, still remember the cronchy sound
>Broke his nose
>Teacher was informed of my assburgers so no police

Last one
>Female ugly classmate tells me to put triangle thingy from pool-table game, and then do a thing with my arm
>I do it, it smashes my noses and i start to bleed
>Cunt is just laughing with her hipster friends
>Later take all my bloodsoaked paper, and walks up on her and shoves it into her mouth

The more i think about my childhood, the more angry I get... Retrobution perhaps, when I get drivers licence...

>>34606820
>cringe thread
>posts string of alpha stories

anon can't you read or did assburgers kill that for you

> the last year of school until college
> see my oneitis on the bus
> oh hey anon, you look nice today
> would you like to go with me to the boulangerie on the side of the road next to school?

I agreed as "coolly" as possible to avoid her thinking I was a sperg, i even did a little chub and tuck to avoid her seeing my ample belly fat, though i dont think she minded.

She was a real 8/10, perfect face and all that.

As we walk from the boulangerie, this stupid asian tard with fetal alchohol syndrome i knew from school goes
> ahahaha anon has a GIRLFRIEND
This is where it all went south.
> quick as a flash i quietly say "not really"

Then he runs off to tell everyone about it

> my oneitis starts looking kind of sad. We walk the way back in silence

> at the school, we stop off at the canteen, where i ask her for fifty cents to buy an iced coffee. She gives it to me and walks off after saying
"I thought you were the one, but obviously not, now that (asian with foetal alchohol syndrome" has revealed your true colours

She never talked to me again. And went out of her way to avoid me.

This is my biggest fuckup ever. One that I will never forget in my entire life. After that I just let go and now I am a fat wreck with no hope and a dead-end job

>>34602756
>>12th grade
>>loitering at the mall woth my friends
why are you here normie

>>34606933
It's cringy because he has more than one nose. That'd look hella weird

>>34607117
you do realize that they staged the whole situation and the fas kid was in on it with her?

>>34601925
Its honestly a little funny how ill prepared we were to be a part of the world and interact with other kids. You'd think somebody would have realized that it wasn't a good idea and tried to show us the proper ways to be around people and shit like that.

>tfw just remembered I used to wear eyeliner at school for a short period

goddam why