>i see that you have a 5 year employment gap. what happened

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>>34601377
>i see that you have a 5 year employment gap. what happened here, anon?
working up the courage to apply to jobs

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>>34601406
>working up the courage to apply to jobs

>we. . . we will get back to you

>>34601377
I raised my daughter sir

I was in prison

i was sick

travelling
>where?
oh, you know... around
>wanna piece of pizza? think i got an extra piece around here somewhere
no, that's ok, thanks.

I took some time off in an attempt to get my budding photography business off the ground

undiagnosed schizophrenia

why is your aircon unit telling me you had an affair with the secretary? were you the ones who put the microchip in my head?

I had a time skip, yknow, like in Naruto. Now I'm Anon Shippuden.

>>34601614
IeId desu

>>34601507
this is a p good one, even if you don't have a daughter. they have no way of knowing.

Family member was dying and I was taking care of them. Now I'm eager to get back into the workforce.

>>34601377
I was fucking your gf xD

won the lottery and didn't do anything

>>34601601
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I was trying to lose my virginity.

>>34601691
Omg ur so funny dood xD

The jokes on you, it's actually a ten year gap.

>>34601691
it's all fun and games until your television starts talking to you

>>34601499
you are awful just awful

>>34601801
TV is an abomination. Don't watch it.

>>34601651
i may actually start just lying my ass off like this,beginning to not give a fuck