What is the strangest thing(s) you've ever experienced and

I once saw a man eat his own face.

>>34602373
How do you make the text green?

>>34602397
Is it summer already??

Origingdyig

>>34602425
No pls I'm lost and need help

I saw a night hag. A shadowy woman with dishevelled hair kneeling next to my bed.

>>34601280
I was born.... How strange it is to be anything at all

>>34602505
>night hag.
Sleep Paralysis.

I once had a devil stare at me while I was trying to sleep with all sorts of shit going on in the background.

>>34601280
2 years ago I used to walk home from work. Every time I went past this particular spot, all the hairs on my arm would stand up and I'd feel this prickly static sensation. as far as I know, there was nothing electrical around. During the daytime I never felt this despite walking near the same spot. It only happened when walking back at night(around 10pm)

No clue what it was.

>Living at my mom's
>Let our two dogs out in the front to run around while I watch them
>Time to bring 'em in
>Grab one
>See the other one running down the street with the neighbor's pack of dogs chasing her like they're going to harm her
>Chase after them in effort to save my dog but no presence of mind and body to let go of other dog so slow
>See my dog that was being chased run to side of mom's house where she's out of sight
>My dog suddenly appears inside jumping at the front door like she teleported there to safety
>No body home that could have let her in the back and there's a fence in the way keeping her from getting to back door anyway.
>No other entrances to house
>WTF MY DOG TELEPORTED.

>>34602553
I know what sleep paralysis is. It couldn't have been that because I moved. It probably was a hallucination.

>>34601280
>the strangest thing(s) you've ever experienced
psychosis. for example, i thought god was speaking directly to me through the music i was listening to. i also found everything i saw entertaining, funny or arousing. i had it multiple times, but luckily it only lasted a few days each time. thank god for antipsychotics. those experiences still made me reconsider my opinions on 'free will' and 'reality'.
i can't imagine what people with more serious schizophrenia must go through every day.

>wake up on table
>has a chrome like color and it is curvy (like an abstract piece of art)
>white light shining down on me
>hear loud bang, look up and see giant needle like structure
>shaped like a cone, but its perfect without any edges and has the same chrome covering.
>descends on my forehead
>feel pain that increases the closer it gets
>experience sharp pain as it touches me
>wake up in my bed in real world with bad headache in the middle of my head.

>>34601280
I woke up with a half drink gatorade bottle next to my bed. There's not any Gatorade in my house I don't know how it got there. I think I shape-shifted Dimensions or something

Went to bed as a guy and woke up as a girl in a completely different state, not even memeing or anything I almost killed myself

>Freshman year camping with the entire faculty in uni
>Seniors who held the event were told by the mountain rangers not to make noises that will disturb the evil spirits
>All of us play team games late at night
>Suddenly a girl got possessed
>Brought to the tent, all the guys told to read prayers
>Possessed girl said "All of you never even pray, do you expect god to listen to you?"
>Couple more people got possessed
>Chaos ensued
>Late at night my friend who slept beside me got dragged out of the tent by his feet by nothing

There are few more unexplainable things that happened during the camping. I don't believe in ghosts, spirits and such but this kind of thing gives me mixed feelings.

Saw a roastie who constantly complained about being used by men start dating a drug dealer who was on the First 48

>>34601280
I saw Donald Trump get elected leader of the free world.

>>34602924
Did you get his autograph?

>Living at a therapeutic farm community for people with mental illness
>had an incident where I drank a cleaning fluid and was sent to a mental hospital
>back at farm
>late at night, thinking of doing it again
>decide to grab the dorm phone, and take it to my room with intention of calling suicide help line (1-800-273-TALK) instead
>sitting on my bed, phone in hand, feeling bad just staring at phone
>hear a disembodied woman's voice whisper in my ear "What are you waiting for? Call."
>call and talk to some guy about the desserts at the farm
Psychosis is weird.

WTF DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU, /x/ !?

>be me at 16
>going for a walk in the woods behind my house
>going in a straight line following property markers
>end up out of the woods in front of my house

>>34603013
/r9k/ is /b/ for rejects

>>34603114
R9k is b except the threads arent almost entirely porn and pol bait

>move school because of my father's work
>first school day
>look around class
>saw this girl that looked exactly the same as my ex
>wot.png
>ask this dude who she is
>had the same name as my ex
>wot the.jpeg
>decided to talk to her at recess
>"hey,what are you doing here?"
>she looked confused
>"do I know you? "
>watthefuck.mov
>"you're [girl's name] right? from [my old school]"
>"yes I am [girl's name] but i've never been there"
>morconfusd
>get mad
>she's screaming
>class looked at us
>gtfo out of class
>at the bathroom,questioning my sanity
>get back to class
>never talked to her again

>Living at my mom's
>Getting all sorts of hallucinations
>Some of them of Christie Lindner, a girl I went to middle school with
>Her grandfather is Carl Lindner, a man of great influence that has his name on a lot of things in town
>Have a hallucination of my mother that sends me into a rage where I break a few things
>cops get called
>eventually end up in a mental hospital that night, though I don't know it yet because I've never been in such a situation before
>They ask me to order what I want for breakfast the next morning
>Having hallucinations of Christie Lindner there with me as I order
>Next morning I discover the place is called the LINDNER Center of Hope.

It makes me wonder about precognition.

>>34602779
Alien encounter

>>34603235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtxBvU21J28

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>>34602895
>I don't believe in ghosts, spirits and such but this kind of thing gives me mixed feelings.
Yeah, It was probably just communists in stealth suits...

>>34603256
>le funnay pink mane! XDD
Back to plebbit, faggot.

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>>34602615
He knowns OUR secret.

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>Late at night
>I'm living at my mom's
>A few nights ago in craziness I gave up my bed, mattress/boxspring is in hallway, bed frame against wall in my room
>sitting against wall in my room trying to sleep while sitting up
>staring at signed Disturbed poster (pic related)
>Patterns start forming in poster, looks like the man in the poster's arms are moving, seeing statue from Kenyon College-- where I went for a semester-- form in the fire in the poster.
>Hear Goku from Dragonball Z laughing and say, "What do you want to show him Dende?"
>Dende voice says, "I don't know... I... uh..."
>Think that's not Dende, that's Yusuke Urameshi (coincidentally they have the same voice actor)
>Fireball appears where my ceiling fan is
>A flash of light
>Shade covering light on ceiling fan falls to floor
>pass out

>>34601280

Craziest expierences I've had were from sleep paralysis

I once saw a man made out of pure light (think neon light, like one of those neon signs that get hung in store windows) descend from my ceiling while I was laying in bed, sleeping on my back. I thought he was going to fall on me and crush me, but then I woke up

Another time, I was sleeping on my stomach with my head turned to the side, and started hearing a hissing sound that gradually got louder and louder. Sounded kinda like a swarm of locusts, and then I opened my eyes and saw a single eyeball hovering in mid-air, optical nerve dangling underneath it like a tail.

Was spooky as fuck

>>34603368
At least communists in stealth suits could make better stories than mountain evil spirits

>>34601280
>7 year old me's siting by the front door looking at my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and shit
>look outside
>see an Ayy Lmao run across my front yard
>freak the fuck out
>decide not to tell my mom about it, because I'm afraid the alien will kill her
>develop a phobia of going anywhere without someone with me for protection
>Never see another one of those grey fuckers again

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>16 years old
>walking with best friend of the time through forest
>western canada near the rockies
>really nice day hiking and i actually went outside
>come around 6PM
>both me and friend hear buzzing noise inside our head
>frantically look around
>see nothing but also begin to hear whispering in an odd language
>7pm we set up camp and the sun is just setting down and slipping below the mountain tops
>look to my north and spot a tall gray alien standing there watching us
>eye contact
>have mini heart attack as it stares back
> friend see it and says nothing but has his mouth wide open in awe
> alien raises hand in the air diagonally and holds its palm out
>alien proceeds to walk away
only way i can describe the voices we heard was kind of like that song DVAR-hishmaliin

>>34602972
Nah, hung out with him a few times though. Hes honestly living proof that looks are the only thing that matters when dealing with women. You can be a jobless, broke, druggie who lives on his grandmas couch but none of that matters if you have a good jawline.

>>34602838
>Not enjoying the free ride.

>>34603665
Oh no I'm enjoying life on easymode now but at the time it was horrible, got insanely depressed and felt schizophrenic

>>34603583
How far away was the grey when it was watching you?

>>34603698
about 100 feet away from us across a field of flowers in a tree line

This story could go on for posts but basically some friends and I used to ouija board

anyway, we ended up always communicating with like 2 different entities, one was like slenderman and had a hatred for me because I guess he was hung by my ancestor or something, the other called itself teddy but I saw it twice and it was like the rake

Anyway, regardless of what you think of ouija boards, I'll give the craziest example of what happened to us

we were at my friend's grandpas farm, in my friend's car, it was like 5 of us, we were communicating with the slenderman thing, he called himself keyhiam, we kept taunting them to manifest themselves to us

slendy would always communicate to us in riddles and there would happen to be things that fit around us, anyway he told us this number, it turned out to be my friend's drugphone number, but nobody touching the ouija board knew that, anyway he said if we took a picture in the back of a death car with that phone that they would manifest somehow

turned out there was an old car on the farm somebody gassed themselves in

he said my friend had to go in the backseat of the car and take a picture with his phone, so he goes to do that

we're in my friends car right by the other car cuz we're noided as fuck

anyway when my friend takes the picture, the fucking doors of the suicide car lock on him

I remember how fucked out he looked this story always gives me goosebumps when i tell it

anyway he manually unlocks one of the doors and bolts the fuck into our car, but out the door my friend leaves, this dark shadowy rake looking things crawls out and goes away into the shadows

I saw this, and I thought I was crazy, but my friend's sister was there and she said she saw it too, she seemed pretty freaked out

we all drove the fuck out of there, and I thought down at the end of this long country road I saw a tall figure standing in the lone streetlight

Idk I can go into it more if anyone is interested, at post limit tho

Somebody tried to break into the camper my family and I were sleeping in one summer about ten or so years ago. It was around 3 AM at night, he tried pretty hard to fling the door open but ran after two good pulls. He left blood on the handle, a short trail of blood on the ground leading up to the door and somehow dried blood on the cooler near the door (said cooler could have been used as a boost to look though a small window). It was the very end of summer and there was practically nobody else at the campground with absolutely no campers nearby. Still creeps me out to this day since there is no way he could have gone anywhere but the woods right behind the camper and stopped moving without my father either seeing him running (there was nothing nearby to hide behind, other than the aforementioned woods) or hearing him in the woods with all the leaves and foliage giving him away.

>>34601280
I walked into my kitchen one night and thougt the window next to the sink wasn't smashed.
2 months later my mom smashed it in the same place.
I never told anyone about what I thought I saw that night.

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>be me a few years ago
>recently moved into stepdad's house with my family plus his kids
>House was crowded, ended up moving into the basement
>Set a large heater on my dresser next to my bed because my room was ALWAYS cold no matter what time of the year it was
>Notice small door on my wall next to my dresser (like the one from Coraline)
>open door
>large, dark cement room with dirt floor and a rusty ladder leading into the abyss
>laughed nervously at the thought of a body being buried inside, decide to close the door and ignore it
>a few nights later I hear the heater shaking loudly on the dresser while I was sleeping
>wake up and look at it
>stops for a few seconds before it suddenly flies across the room at top speed and crashes on the ground, still running
>shitbricks.jpg

I was too terrified to go back to sleep because I was paranoid the heater would start moving again and kill me. Apparently I disturbed an Indian burial ground.

>>34602397
Forward arrow.

>being this new

>cross country trip
>rest in this forest close to destination
>can't sleep so i walk around the forest
>almost step on this giant ass all black snake but it doesnt stir
>stand by a lake on some rocks
>all the stars fall out the sky like drops of water and sky turns obsidian like the snake
>not tripping so idk whats happening
>couple of hours go by and then i hit the sleeping bag for a couple hours
>wake up and start having visions of my past life as an ambulance driver and dying in the ambulance from bomb
>start crying
>things happen
>sent to the psych ward a couple months later

>>34602397
I didn't think school holidays had started yet

There is a gorgeous, tall, thicc, titcow girl who wants my d and we're meeting tomorrow. I can't explain that.

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I may have seen a spook

once, when walking against traffic in the street, I saw this black truck drive past me and inside of it, in the passenger seat, was a black man dressed in a very formal suit. the thing about this man, however, was that he looked like this big eyed monkey (pic related) and was just straight up staring at me with his face and palms pressed against the window. his eyes were unnaturally large, just imagine pic related in human form and dressed in a suit.

the car was going mildly fast, so we must have looked at each other for a total of 2 seconds max before he was out of view.

I've heard people say that we probably bump into "ghosts" or whatever in the streets all the time, but since they're minding their own business we never even think of them as paranormal "entities" of sorts. it's a cool thought.

>be ne sleeping
>have a dream someone tied me to a chair in front of my house
>the guy comes from behind with stack of bricks in his hand
>Lifts ot up and smash them in my head
>extraordinary pain
>1 sec after
>wake up with tears in my eyes, shaking and a pain in my head that fucking hurted like I was getting punched over and over and over again...

>>34603854
You know that one of your friends was moving the ouiji thingy himself, right?

>>34603583
>meet alien
>gives you nazi salute
Really makes you think.

>>34603863
Was probably just an animal that smelled food. Either injured or was carrying something dead around that left the blood.

>be 8 years old
>staying on island off the East coast of aussieland
>cant sleep so go for a walk down the beach
>see hazy looking area off the path
>feels like it's drawing me in so I start heading towards it
>Hear a distinct "NO!"
>suddenly have a vivid mental image of an aboriginal woman screaming in my face
>Shit self and run home

A mauled corpse was found the next day in the exact spot I was drawn towards. I don't believe in ghosts or spirits or anything but that shit still fucks with my head to this day

>>34601280
>meet 8/10 qt shoegaze girl
>she falls in love with me

I autism'd out of that one though

>i felt ego death

>Take a huge shit
>It feels like I'm giving birth
>Look in the toilet, there just a few tiny marble sized poops
>wtf man

>laying in bed last night
> just jerked off so I'm fairly awake
> lying on my side
>loudly hear someone call my name from behind me
>my back was facing the end of the house
>it's on the 2nd floor
>sounded like it was a foot behind me

>>34601280
i sometimes have these weird little meta deja vues.

It is this weird, multilayered feeling that revolves around me expiriencing a deja vue about having a deja vu. Feels fricking weird, almost like a trance or something.

also somtimes when i am sitting or lying very still, my sense of gravity sometimes shift, so it feels like i am comfortably being rotated around or like i am stuck on the walls (this started after i smoked a shitton of dope and felt like a lot of pressure was applied to me when i stopped moving)

BUMPing a thread that is nice

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I have had dreams that predict the future. They are never useful though, they are always about video games and I never can tell what it is until months later when I end up seeing the exact scene from my dreams. I know it isn't just deja vu, because one time I was able to identify what the game was after waking up, and months later I ended up playing the game I identified.

>>34602569
Are you me? I know that exact same feel that one spot at night that terrifies me to death

1. Seen a Ghost...called my name, looked out the bathroom door to see a man walk from my room to the living room.

2. Saw a huge white owl in a tree between two houses. Long wing span and glowing red eyes.

3. Fell off a float while playing in the ocean at the beach...landed on top of a fish who started swimmig towards deeper water. Jumped off but damn, perfect timing.

>>34602528
The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes


That isn't original somewhow

have something on my mind and then it'll manifest its self in real life.

for example. i'll be thinking about an actor from the 80s, then later on that day i'll see that person i was thinking about on a talk show or some shit.
stuff like that happens way too often which makes me believe it's some type of phenomena we haven't explained yet.

>>34601280
I dreamt about trump last night. Not even burger.

Nothing. My life is fucking boring.

>>34608347
>stuff like that happens way too often which makes me believe it's some type of phenomena we haven't explained yet.

We have explained it, it's the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. Can be hella weird sometimes, but virtually everyone experiences it from time to time.

Around age 15 Id have odd headaches that threw off my equilibrium, caused nausa and I believe I were having seizures.

It were triggered by Nostalgia and certain smells that also triggered nostalgia. They grew in intensity as I hit 17 then vanished.

heard someone walk upstairs once,havent checked it in years.

>>34608516
that explanation is a weak cop out, imo.

i experience that shit every day sometimes, not here and there.

>>34604097
Got anymore stories?


Originaloaosjs

>>34608602
>brain is a pattern recognition machine
>patterns seem to stand out, even when they aren't really patterns at all
>non-patterns are forgotten about
>????
>profit

>>34608567
Dont worry, its just me chillin in your second floor stealing all the hot air from the first. Mind turning up the heater a bit?

>>34608646
my argument is that i'm not noticing a preset pattern, my argument is that i'm thinking about something and my thoughts are being delivered to me somehow.

>walking g home from friends house who lives some blocks away
>notice some guy in all black with a hood up is following me
>start going down ally ways and across fields to make sure I'm not seeing shit
>notice there's been a van slowly trailing me too
>start sprinting
>get to the local supermarket
>its closed
>notice the guy walking across the car park
>one entrance and one exit for cars
>the van is waiting there
>run around the back and jump on a dumpster
>jump on the wall its infront of
>community centre has lights on
>run inside and tell them what happened
>go upstairs and look out the window
>the guy is stating at me for about 5 minites
>the van comes and picks him up

Still have nightmards about it to this day desu

>Grandmother used to talk about having met Death three times, when her mother, father, and husband died
>Go to the hospital after my grandmother collapsed
>She's on life support
>End up getting a hotel room near by
>Wake up in the middle of the night to see a tired guy in a suit sitting in the hotel chair
>Has his coat draped over the back and tie loosened
>Don't feel nervous, mostly feel like I know him but wasn't expecting to see him
>Tells me it's OK to cry
>Asks if I need anything
>Tells me that she loved me
>Tells me to go back to sleep
>Ask him to stay until I doze off again
>Feel him sit on the corner of the bed
>Wake up the next morning to find out she passed away

>>34608706
i know exactly what you mean, i learned about the word feasible one day and lisa simpson used it the same day
doesn't mean it's being delivered to me, the internet age just has so much information going around that these coincidences are bound to happen and i don't find it weird at all

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>>34608724
no, you don't understand.
i've guessed people's passwords, found stuff people hid away and known answers to shit i should not have known the answer to.

you're gonna think i'm some /x/ tier fag, but i'm talking about something more than patterns and coincidences.

i found a porn of my ex GF randomly when i was having a jerk off session. something else is going on, bro.

>>34608808
schizophrenia my senpai

>snowing
>walking in a pine forest in Canada
>see a crashed spaceship
>realise the snow is actually ash from the explosion
>wake up all scared and sweaty
>feel like I caused the crash
>go to bathroom to calm myself
>throw up in the toilet, wash my face, sit on the bathroom floor crying because guilt
>feel like I could kill myself on the spot
>stop crying
>looking at the shower head
>start lucid dreaming about how I am small and naked in space and the shower head is next to me
>wake up from that dream
>realise the shower head is the spaceship from the first dream

I've had other dreams and hallucinations like this one. No drugs were taken.

>>34601280
As soon as I left highschool all the chads and stacked in college liked me. Don't have a clue why. Maybe the people at my highschool that made fun of me were the worst kind of people, but as soon as I got here and joined student orgs everybody loved me.

Maybe this is the kind of luck normies have that robots don't.

>>34608819
except being a schizo is shit that's all inside your head.

>>34608845
all your life experiences are inside your head bruv

>be in the air cadets
>doing an exercise out in the park at night
>hiding in bushes
>all of a sudden there's a massive flash that made it look like daytime
>no sound so not a car or a searchlight
>next week in paper I see an article about a guy claiming to have seen a ufo in said park

wew

>>34608854
you're not making a point, you're just connecting random dots.

thanks for you input i guess.

>>34608872
>you're just connecting random dots
same as you then

>>34606177
>tfw when Nazis were actually Ayylien LARPers
That make the current day try hard "nazis" even shittier

>>34608885
thinking that crazy phenomena is happening to me isn't "connecting random dots", but i get how you're trying to counter every single thing i'm saying like it's chess, because that's what you do on 4chan, you don't have actual conversations.

>>34608924
i'm just bored af senpai, and i dislike people who believe they are special

>>34608934
>and i dislike people who believe they are special
4chan syndrome.

i'll find a new thread where people aren't threatened by anything that's different than them.

Reverse deja vu is about it
I remember talking to my mom about something and suddenly I knew exactly what she was going to say, so I said it out loud and she was taken aback because I somehow knew something she hadn't told me

>>34608945
tbf to me the shit you're spouting is pretty stupid, you're taking stuff that pretty much everyone experiences and thinking you're special
i wish we could share experiences so we could settle this once and for all though

>>34601280
Strangest thing this month was peeling the warm skin off the arm of a young Chinese girl while an elderly Dane whistled in the corner.
Wasn't inexplicable but it sure as fuck was strange.

>>34608808
>guessed others peoples password
probably shit passwords like 12345 or "password"

>found stuff people hid away
Nothing remotely spooky about that

>known answers to shit i should not have known the answer to
Guessing?

>>34608516
I don't read tv guides and don't watch ads. So it's not something planted subconciously. Sometimes I'll think about a certain family guy episode, now there are hundreds. That episode comes on that very night

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>>34602397
origibal comment

>>34608830
The moment i left school people began liking me. Im not in college but I have a lot of friends in college and I get a lot of requests for maliciousness things.

>>34608830
>>34609475
i want to add the counterpart to this, just for perspective

people in school hated me, people in my real job hated me

If I press a certain part of my head really hard I can feel it also in my leg at the same time I touch the part on my head

>send a midly risky text saying some retarded shit to a girl I like
>put phone on standby and put it away
>play vydia for a few hours
>suddenly get this overwhelming feeling of anxiety in my stomach out of nowhere
>check phone and girl just went online and was about to read said text

few psychotic hallucination attacks in my head and visual hallucinations about a story of 4chan

>people teleporting out of my sight (like someones in front of me walking, I check my watch and they are suddenly walking from a building beside me)
>people repeating random strange movements
>people saying weird things

I always get an uneasy feeling that I live in a simulation whenever it happens. I have a feeling that only few of us really exist and other people and animals are just NPCs

I sometimes feel like if I concentrate enough I can make people do things or reveal things, but that's probably just a coincidence.

There's just too many things, and you already have to thing I'm legitimately insane, so I won't bother naming them

I can't be the only one, can I?

>>34611027
that doesnt happen to me. sure, maybe something odd here and there, but not the way you describe it

sounds like schizphrenia, but what do i know

>>34602895
uhh dude.... You got pranked by the seniors

> Straight religious propaganda mixed with senior shenanigans

Completely staged no need to wonder

>>34611100
My brother was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, but my mother had him with another man, so he's not completely related

Mental diseases ran in that mans family

I feel completely normal (that's what all the crazies say)

Some psychopathic tendencies, sure, but that's all.
I'm quite intelligent, I represent my school, pretty fit, not that much of social circle but I can make friends easily. Somewhat of a Chad, as you guys would say.

That's why I find it weird. I don't believe in anything paranormal. I'm not religious. It's just strange.

>>34611166
i didnt know seniors had telekinesis powers. makes thinks

>>34608714
C'est poetique. Belle histoire anon.

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The closest I've been to thinking there was something supernatural was when I was in middle school, and had just read 'The Secret'. I thought it was bullshit but decided to try it out anyway to give it a fair chance. For those of you who don't know, The Secret was a trendy book which posited the existence of a law of attraction which allows you to 'will' things into existence. For some context, I should tell you that I was home schooled for all of elementary school, and had essentially zero social skills at this point.

I started 'willing' this girl I liked toward me, literally just sitting in class mentally focusing on the idea of her growing closer to me. Sure enough, weird shit started to happen. Our desks got rearranged to be right beside each other. Our teachers would draw names out of a hat for group or partner projects, and I shit you not, the two of us were grouped up every single time. I remember it happening for the sixth time and the girl saying to me, 'Haha, I knew it was gonna be you.' She started talking to me about personal stuff and sitting beside me voluntarily at lunch, kept coming over my house to get stuff she'd forgotten from projects and we'd end up playing video games all day.

I had no idea what to even do, I had never imagined it would work. Over the summer I started devoting almost all my attention to games and anime and stopped 'willing', and the spooky shit stopped. Surely it was just a set of bizarre coincidences, but it's one of those things I'll wonder about for the rest of my life.

>>34608808

It's called Synchronicity, pal.
My life is like yours. This shit happens constantly and it feels awesome.

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>>34601280
Unironically? Picrelated
Also a crab shaped shrinking UFO in my childhood

>>34605875
>it's a cool thought.

First time I've heard about this.
Definitely a cool thought.

>>34611771
>the universe granted me free pussy and I passed it up to watch anime

truly a robot through and through

>>34611194

Please give us examples of people repeating weird movements or saying weird shit.

I also considered lately that I may be the only conscious human being on this planet.

>>34612250
Sure, I'll try to
>on a smoke break
>friends there too, we're chatting
>he seems a girl he knows so he goes to chat her up (it's in front of me, so I clearly see him going there)
>I head back to the building
>guy I was just there with walks out of the door talking to someone
>I stop him (at this point I was pretty confused
>"hey, weren't you just with me? how did you get there?"
>his friend stops talking and just stares
>friend looks at me and says
>"what are you talking about"
>"what are you talking about"
>"what are you talking about"
>repeatedly doing the same movement with his hands
>same intonation in his voice
>I'm shitting bricks at this point
>walk away
>they just stand there
>suddenly I feel really sick and hot

That was probably the most convincing thing that happened to me. At first I thought I must have some mental issues, but man, I can tell you I'm not a fucking basket case. This just feels weird. There were many examples like that, only not that serious

Did something similar happened to you?

>>34610183
That stuff happens to me too.
Like as soon as she has sent the text and hairs would stand on my arms and I'm feel anxious.

>>34612439

Amazing story.

>Did something similar happened to you?

Actually, no. I experience a shitton of Synchronicities ("coincidences" that are way too incredible) though.

>>34611027
I can say you're not the only one like this.
I think i'm in a simulation too like some things are out of bounds for me like going to china or something.
Like some people are programmed around me like a test to see how i'll react.

>>34612562
I experience those too Anon

Sometimes too many coincidences happen to get one thing right for me

When I was going to a gym last week something just felt off. I was originally meant to go on a car with my sister (She needed to go see her boyfriend first, so I would come there kinda late), but I decided not to for some reason

Then it was like the atmosphere changed

>my bus was late
>suddenly a heavy mist came down so bus was going really slow
>there was a car crash where we waited again
>fire extinguisher exploded in the bus so we had to get on another one
>finally get to the city
>everything's covered in ice, I can barely move
>my path was blocked several times by groups of people or loading vans
>get to the gym
>the same time as a girl I have a slight crush on gets there
>she told me she feels weird
>I do too

I have a strange feeling she'll write me on Facebook soon

>>34612579
>Like some people are programmed around me like a test to see how i'll react

This is ridiculous, I feel the same way. It's like only people who are not NPC's go to 4chan

>>34612439
i'm scared now

I have dreams sometimes that "predict" the future. Honestly I think they may be coincidences but here it goes.

>me at 8 years old
>have a dream that my arm gets crushed by a rolling car
>next day I crash my bike and break my arm

>me at 15
>dream about aliens abducting me
>next day an old man tried to kidnap me from a logans bathroom

Like I said, I think they may just be coincidences but they are crazy for sure.

>>34612743
It's not like I can go and tell someone in real life that i'm in a simulation because they will think I'm crazy. Maybe that's just it's way of stopping me from doing so.
I'm just rambling now but it all makes sense to me.

>>34612826
There are more times this has happened with various scenarios.

>>34601280

>smashed through a 3rd story window while playing a version of tag at school
>going out window back first
>time going very slowly
>managed to grab window ledge as tumbling backward
>doesn't help
>keep going out window
>Was looking up at sky because I was at that angle
>felt something very strong pushing on my back
>somehow come back to vertical and continue rolling back onto window ledge and toward floor
>see big chunk of glass going past my face and sticking into the floor
>on my feet now on safe floor
>run down stairs freaking the fuck out
>returned to class
>called to Principals office
>he's a big guy (for me)
>sees I'm still freaked out
>gently scolds me but lets me off breaking a window

Still wonder what pushed me back through the window, no way I had the strength to do it myself.

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>>34601280
>some month the something 2016
>around 11 pm
>lights off and browsing this degenerate board
>found a decent thread about some woe shit
>had to look away from screen for a bit
>came back and had this extremely weird the urge to laugh
>it was like laugh when looking at a hopeless situation, like life
>tried to keep it down
>couldn't do it and just let out this loud schizoid laugh
>decided to drink and ignore what happened
>scroll down thread
>someone had the SAME thing and described it EXACTLY how it was with me

Started doing research on people's mental health through the seasons and what not but never finished none of em.

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>>34602952
>free
most excellent kek

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>>34612996

Looking back at a hopeless situation**

>>34603678
wait you're still a girl?
was there an age difference? new knowledge you didn't possess before? are your emotions different now?

>>34601280
4 sexi girls come to my room on school trip to talk with me. They stayed for like hour maybe more. I was extremely confused atm but my confusion only grown for next couple of days and it become a depression.

>>34602714
Gotta tell you, I though that I was normal and just smarter tham everyone else so my actions made sense to me. It only occured to me that I had lost it after my mom tried to drive me to the mental hospital and I tried to smash the car windows to get my clothes that were inside and then ran away when I couldn't get them. Whenever I think back to that day and the months before I get scared of it happening again since I didn't realise it.

Some guy asked me to sit down next to him and where I was going.

Some old fat guy asked me where I live and if I wanted to spend time together.

>>34603429
Nah don't worry I checked, it's okay to post him on 4chan. Thanks for the heads up though.

>>34606177
10/10, made me kek
original post

>>34606475
can relate to that last part.
sometimes when im sick or just havent slept for 24 hours and lying in a bed, it feels like im on a boat or something that occasionally rotates and shit.
comfy AF though

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>night my dad was killed
>sitting on my grandma's back porch
>losing my mind crying
>end up looking up at the sky
>clear night with a bright moon
>notice a star that's flickering
>the flickering slows and it becomes solid
>it gets brighter and brighter and brighter
>eventually it's really obvious in the sky compared to the other stars
>i turn away and look up again
>the star is still there and stays the same for a while
>but suddenly it starts to puff up and then starts to disintegrate like a flower blooming
>watching this i was overcome with contentment
>like the star was telling me that everything was going to be alright
But everything was not alright and the year after he died was the worst time of my life.

>>34611027
I used to have those when I was a kid
Used to also think (genuinely believe) there are only a few humans left on earth and we were in a simulation run by robots and they're studying the only few humans left.

Also before going to sleep, I pace my room with hands in front of me feeling the air thinking there are invisible people around me.

And some other unusual shit like that

But that was long ago. when my parents found my notes about those things they made sure to beat all of that shit out of me, now I have an IQ of 105.

>>34611771
This is why I think meme magic is real. There's something about "willing" stuff to happen (especially when you have a lot of people doing it) that causes things to inexplicably happen.

The news reporting "there are chicken nuggets on the floor" after spamming about "let the tendies hit the floor" for instance.

>>34601280
Please dont die yet I have to tell a story reeeeeee

>be me
>around 2 years ago
>on a hotel
>roughly 11 PM
>out on balcony, see some weird light in the sky
>dont think about it too much
>fades away after a minute
>it returns after about a minute or so
>starts moving
>speed gradually increases
>begins fading away again
>reappears
this keeps happening for about an hour or so, before it stops. And no, it wasnt a helicopter. completely silent. And way too small.

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>mid 2015
>suddenly give a shit about politics
>my days are spent reading/listening/watching political discourse
>went from watching The Young Turks to listening to The Daily Shoah is the span of a few months
>opened /pol/ daily but didn't end up being much of poster
>start getting this desire to find religion
>found out about kek and start checking digits
>4D chess confirmed
>everything was coming into view
>got registered to vote
>The Donald starts an endless winning streak
>thousands if not millions of people have witnessed the power of kek
>we all helped kek defeat Moloch
this is an interesting era

Third time ever greentexting on here and I never saved my story from when I last posted it so bare with me as I try to rewrite it from scratch.
This took place in the early 2000s a few months after my grandpa died and when my cousin that moved in took over his room and went on vacation to cuba.
>Be me, 5 at the time
>Cousin just left to Cuba
>Tells me not to go into his room
>ItAin'tYourRoomFaggot.wav
>My grandma looks at me and smiles like she already knew that I was gonna sleep in my grandpa's room
>Be 9 PM
>I jolt it to grandpa's room and start jumping and running around like an autistic rabbit sugar high on carrots
>I've always felt at ease in this room, especially since grandpa died
>I locked the door, got comfy on the king sized bed, rapped myself up like a burrito in the blankets, and turned on the TV to watch some horror movies on Fearnet
>Grandma immediately starts banging on the door for me to not lock the door and to go to sleep since I had school the next day
>I open the door, wait for her to go to her room and fall asleep, and lock it again
>Jump back up on the bed and start my horror marathon with the original Halloween
>After an hour or so I start to get this really strange feeling like somebody's watching me but I mostly ignore it and direct my focus back to the movie
>Another hour passes by and the feeling is still there, just lingering in the back of my mind until I suddenly hear an extremely loud, ear bursting, "GET OUT!!!!"
>I freak out and nearly shit myself as I'm standing on top of the bed and looking around like a cat surveying its surroundings
>After 5 long hair raising minutes I get back on the bed and start playing Friday the 13th because I adore that series
>Not even 10 minutes into the movie and I notice the one-way lock of the door start to slowly twist open
>Nobody has a key to the door so a lot of questions are running through my mind until I decide to shout "Mimi!? MIMI!?"

cont.

>4 years old or smth like that
>In my home
>Going outside to the porch outside
>Before doing so I imagined that dogs are about to enter the porch(ground level of course) running and immediately leaving from the other side.
>The exact thing happened, leaving me in shock and crying about what the actual fuck happened.

I have very abstract memories, but I'm certain this one did happen to me.

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>>34601280
>Go to aunts and uncles.
>For work.
>Get settled for the night.
>Go to bed.
>Wake up in the middle of the night.
>Open my eyes purple and black static standing over me.
>Cant move from spot on bed.
>Be scared close my eyes.
>Wake up again.
>Silent in the house.
>Hear running throughout the house.
>shittingmyself.jpg
>Go back to bed terrified.
>Finally wake up for the day.
>Go to gas station for coffee with aunt.
>Tell her about what happens.
>She proceeds to tell me about how my uncle was possessed by demons.
>They had just recently excersied the last one.
>Creeped out.
>Be at the house by myself for the day.
>Put in headphones.
>Hear the sink turn on.
>plsno.jpg
>Very last day at the house.
>We are watching movie in the dark.
>Hear running all over the house.
>Its pitch black.
>They are right next to me.
>Scary as fuck.
>Leave.
Demon???

>>34612826
>>34612890

Synchronicity guy here, happened to me too but only when I was a kid/teenager.

>>34602838
Elaborate, anon. You're living the dream.

i have many crazy dreams but i do not know what they are because i always forget

>often hold mt hands behind mt head
>wake up and feel my head
>where their was once a bump this is a divot
>a round impression in the back of my skull

[pretty shore i was abducted

>>34613632
>Btw my uncle was in prison for many years and did lots of satanic shit.
I dont really know the details but I know he did some fucked up shit in his life time.

>sitting in class one day in high school
>door to the classroom slams open
>this fat thirty-something neckbeard looking guy enters the room and just stands there
>he looks around and appears confused and startled
>teacher says "You have to leave"
>neckbeard leaves looking dejected
>class continues on after that
>no kid ever found out who he was

>>34601280
Sleep paralysis was one, but the strangest was a vision I saw when I was drunk and about to go to sleep. It wasn't a dream, but a vision.

>be me, wandering in desert wearing armor, with a sword and dagger
>see someone standing on a rock
>muscular man wearing a pharoah's headdress, with a snake head
>"You must venture on! Your adventures will dictate your fate!"
>Keep wandering, suddenly a female sphinx flies in front of me
>"I will ask you a riddle. If you give em the correct answer, you can venture forth. If not, I will kill you and eat your remains.
>Says some gibberish
>"WTF are you saying you dumb cunt? Are you Irish?"
>Sphinx gets pissed (probably because I called her a cunt) and starts biting me with her fangs and scratching me with her claws
>I somehow manage to kill her. I piss on her corpse
>I tend to my wounds, then move on
>See city by the ocean
>Consumed by bloodlust
>Kill the guards at the wall, go to palace, kill palace guards
>Kill king
>Queen offers to marry me and blow me if I spare her
>"My power derives from my celibacy, you wretched whore!"
>Kill Queen.
>I'm now King
>Wake up

I don't know what to take from it except that I won't get laid. I foresaw my own celibacy

>>34604929
>Actually helping a newfag
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>34605685
Post pic or she ain't real, my nigga

>>34601280
A religious experience.

>>34613635
The last one I had was about 3 years ago.

>>34613518

I saw something like this as a kid.
Did it flash in different colors too?
And changed its speed?

The UFO I've seen sometimes moved so fast, and then just completely stopped - it was unreal.
It even happened over some fields.

>>34605959
>be you sleeping
>have nightmare
>freak out in sleep, banging head on wall or something
>mind interprets that into the dream
>wake up feeling the pain

>>34606280
8 years old. Taking a walk on the beach alone.
It looks like we are at the newest episode of "what never happened".

>>34601280
My boipussy was being fucked by a BBC at least 8 inches and I came from the stimulation without jerking my cock.

>>34614113
Thats fucking gay M8, did he cum in you?

>>34611771
my dad, using this book, "willed" himself a mercedes benz.

his boss bought it for him. my dad probably mentioned that he was trying to do so to his boss at some point and thats why he just decided to give him the present, but still.

>>34603665
>I hope you're enjoying the ride

Oregano

>>34612439
thats pretty spooky to be quite honest, anon

>>34602397
leave this place while you can

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>>34613525
>The lock clicks open but nobody opens
>There's a large window next to me that leads to the side of the house so I'm slowly getting ready to open it and jump
>Grandma walks in to check up on me and complains about me not being asleep yet
>Ask her if she unlocked the door
>She didn't
>Ask if she heard a really loud and demonic voice
>She said no and gives me a weird look
>She closes the door, tells me to go to sleep, and she goes back to her room
>I go back to watching movies
>3 AM at this point
>I forgot to lock the door and intense fear kicks in as I ear it slowly creek open
>I look over towards the door and see it opening by itself as I hear a faint whisper saying to "Get out"
>The door is now wide open and I can get a somewhat clear view of the hallway leading towards the dining room since my eyes were somewhat adjusted to the dark at the moment and I could point out a weird misty dark humanoid figure just standing at the end of the hallways just staring at me with large blank eyes
>We stared at each other for what seemed like a decade until I noticed it was starting to move, and FAST
>It was almost like it was floating with the unnatural speed that it was showing despite only making normal walking motions
>I jump off the bed and straight towards the door
>The figure is only less than an inch away from my small arms as I reached out towards the door, slammed it closed and put the lock back on.
>My back it pushing against the door as I feel it banging on the door and hear it shouting "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" in that bone chilling dark, ominous, demonic voice that made me almost shit myself before
>The banging stops and just as I start to let go of the door, I see the sliding closet door fling open with enough force to crack the walls and I see the shadow figure fly at me while wearing my cousin's hockey mask that he keeps in there

cont.

>>34614320
>and I see the shadow figure fly at me while wearing my cousin's hockey mask that he keeps in there
hmm, seems like a bit much. im interested, nonetheless

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>>34608615
This is my only other major paranormal experience, although I've seen items around my house getting knocked down recently.

>be me, only 5 at the time
>had my own room with a large bed in a cozy apartment
>wake up the next morning to find my mattress placed perfectly on the floor next to my bed
>my blankets were thrown across the room and I was laying in the opposite direction

There's no way anyone could've removed a mattress from the bed frame without me waking up. Maybe it's a poltergeist that's been following me around since then.

>>34601280
Back when I was 11 I was looking at the toys at walmart I look to my right and I saw myself with glowing eyes. It still freaks me out to this day.

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>>34614320
>It slams me against the wall over the bed and just stars at me with its cold, dead, eyes for a while
>I don't know why but at this point something inside of me just "clicked" and I completely stopped caring about anything
>Absolutely no emotion left in me as I look at this strangely horrifying figure in the eyes
>It's still whispering "Get out" but I think it could tell that I stopped caring
>I simply tell it with a monotone expression and tone to fuck off
>It lets go and vanishes
>The hockey mask is laying on the bed
>I put it back in the closet
>The hair raising feeling is gone
>I gave no fucks
>Turned off the TV and went to sleep
>Wake up 2 hours later to get ready for school and feel oddly refreshed
>Watch some Naruto before my bus got to my house
>Bus gets here, I get on, go to school, and move on with life.

I've had a lot of weird experiences while living with my grandma but this one always stood out the most.

Still gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.
I really hope that some of you anons enjoyed my experience, or at least intrigued by it.

i have dreams where i experience the effects of drugs I have either done or not done before
>cocaine, felt amazing and like heart was about to burst
>xanax, felt intensely calm

this one was the strangest:
>tooth was hurting as I went to bed
>dream i was going to dentist, about to start exam
>feel neck go numb, hear and feel drilling but no pain in tooth that hurt, feel really good like i was on the sedative they give you, vision is a purple hue
>no pain in that tooth ever since

>>34614557
A lot of weird shit has happened to me when I lived with my grandma. It might seem out there but this really did happen and still freaks me out. I've had more intense and minor things happens but I'll have to write it down later since I'm at work, if you're interested.

>falling asleep
>suddenly something hit me real fucking hard on my back
>get up instantly, look around the room
>nothing
>get the pentagram neckleace I had bought years ago, and that was then hanged on the wall, and throw it out of the window
>go back to sleep

>>34614742
>watch some Naruto
Underageb& confirmed

>>34614967
Naruto and DBZ were the shit as a kid.

they fucking look the same. why do white people look so much alike

>>34614742
that seems to be a common occurence in these stories. the entity is defeated when confronted with confidence, for some reason.

>>34614855
i doubt the thread will be up, but ill keep my eye out!

keep my eye out? what a weird expression