PIRATE THREAD PIRATES ARE THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD LETS

>>34601027
I play on a private wow server

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>>34601043
>I play on a private wow server
fuck you idiot

I am talking about REAL pirates

the ones who sail around the world and take what they deserve, riding the high seas and looting and singing and having fun with their pirate friends

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>YWN be a pirate on the high seas coming home for a drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edOMZE3LEE0

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>ywn battle other pirates in the middle of the ocean, destroying their ship and leaving them to drown to death and be eaten by sharks

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>ywn get the motivation to explain to everyone the reality of pirate life and why it isn't like it was glorified to be

>let's discuss the niggers of the sea

no thanks

>>34601224
the pirate life is exactly the life robots need. A journey far from where they are now and the necessity to thrive outside of their element. I wouldnt be surprised if a lot of pirates were robots themselves.

its gritty and non-conformist, just like robots. but please explain to me why its not like it seems.

>>34601027
Pirate life was terrible back in the days. Nothing cool about it.

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>>34601263
If I was actually a pirate right now I bet you wouldn't have the courage to say that anon

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>>34601290
>Pirate life was terrible back in the days. Nothing cool about it.
you weren't a pirate you won't understand

>ywn be captured by a pirate, bound and gagged

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>>34601027
>tfw the only great modern day pirate game was an Assassin's Creed game

>tfw Ubisoft will never make a full fledged pirate game

>>34601290
all glorified former life was worse.
Doesn't mean it wasn't cool.

>>34601027
You mean like real life Somali pirates.

I wonder what it's like to be one

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>>34601027
>You will never have a reverse trap pirate gf who dies of childbirth in a prison cell.

Feels bad man

>>34601027
Pirates are basically the symbols of anarchy and freedom right? That's why they are all heroes despite being clearly on the side of evil right?

>>34601950

Yeah it's the only AC game I've ever played and I just picked up for the ship battles. I really don't understand why some studio won't make a full fledged pirate game. There is definitely a market for it.

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Pirates need more recognition in the vidya world. AC4 and PotC are all we got. Sid Meir's is a meme.

>tfw playing as a pirate in DnD

>>34602641
PotCO*

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>>34601263
>>34601290
>>34601993
>>34602026
I don't think you guys understand

I do not give a singular fuck about how poor actual pirate's lives were back then. I don't even care about them at all.

When I say I like pirates, I mean the aesthetic, the culture,the media. I think the idea of pirates is cool as fuck and that is what I love about pirates.

I wish more movie studios or anime studios or just people in general made pirate shit. Just the idea of sailing around on a fucking ship and fighting and stuff is so cool.

Ahoy buckos how be ye nightfall goin'.

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>>34602763
>Ahoy buckos how be ye nightfall goin'.

alright matey, cap'n told me to scrub down the decks and map the constellations before daybreak

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>>34602641
I can't wait for Talk Like a Somali Pirate Day.

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>>34602026

I guess in a sense they're a bit above your regular street mobsters, knowing how to manage a ship and they've obviously climbed high enough to keep a boat and some pretty badass arsenals.

>>34602692
It's a wonderful romance indeed.

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>on a ship with my mates
>raping, pillaging, plundering every village in sight
>an albatross lands on the port side of our ship
>everyone cheers because it means good luck
>feelsgoodmatey.cove
>everyone's happy except this one autist we took with the crew as a joke before we made him walk the plank or something
>autist spergs out and fucking shoots the albatross
>force that faggot to suck on its neck for the rest of the trip
>before anything else happens a fucking ghost ship appears right next to us
>death and his bitch are on it and kill everyone instantly
>except for that idiot with a bird in his mouth
>death says "living is his punishment for killing that bird"
>the bird killing faggot becomes immortal and has to bear the burden of killing hundreds of true pirates
>he goes around taverns and tells everyone his dumbass story instead of using his neverdeath to pillage the planet
Feels real fucking bad matey's

>>34602942

>tfw ywn have countless adventures sailing the grand line with your crewmates

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>>34602968
>crewmates
what the fuck did you just call Luffy's nakama?

They aren't just crewmates, they are more than that. They are NAKAMA.

>LazyTown pirates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2FhZeeBgY

>>34602862
Aye aye matey, gunna be on it in a sec.

>>34601043
>>34601086
AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

Made my night f a m

>>34602946
>tfw some random asshole keeps pestering me about some story
>finally give in and listen to his story
>goes on some autistic tangent about some albatross and a ghost ship
>try to leave because I stopped giving a fuck
>fucker puts his shit covered hands all over my fresh linens and wrestles me to the ground
>passersby bury their heads in their drinks and pretend not to notice this vagabond pinning me to the ground
>He leans in real close to my face and continues to tell me about this clearly false story
>His breath smells like death itself and burns my nose
>notice a few gull feathers caught in his clothing
>Holy fuck. It can't be.
>He finally finishes his tale and flashes a smile at me
>There's bits of bloody flesh stuck in his teeth
>This fucker's probably been eating seagull all day
>Hops off me and runs off into the woods
>A few Chads and their bitches call me The Vagrant's Lover for years

>Fuck everything, I'm going to join the Navy

>>34601027
You can be a pirate right now, just go to African or South American waters

>>34603484
>You can be a pirate right now, just go to African or South American waters
that's pretty scary though

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Whose pirate flag was the most A E S T H E T I C ?

Fun fact, bart's flag's letters stand for
>A Barbadian's Head
and
>A Martiniquan's Head
because those islands wouldn't let him dock there or something

>>34601950

I came in here hoping to find posts about this game. Holy fuck the sailing and ship battles were so much fun. Most fun single-player experience this gen.

>>34604201
More fun facts
>Henry Avery was the most successful pirate ever in terms of treasure gained
>Edward Low was known for executing people in cruel and unusual ways, even for a pirate
>Stede Bonnet was a wealthy merchant before giving it up for the pirate's life

>tfw there is no cute 2D pirate to waifu
feels bad

>>34604233
Weren't most pirates poor as hell, or failed merchants? The pirate life was a last resort for most people. I wonder why Bonnet chose to give up his life for piracy.

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>>34601027
sorry op, but

>this is now a ninja thread

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>>34604517
>ninja
ninjas are stupid bitches compared to pirates

a pirate could fucking kill a weak ass ninja with his sword easily

>>34604264
>Weren't most pirates poor as hell, or failed merchants?
wrong