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>be me
>robot turned cyborg
>have a super autistic uni friend
>am his only friend
>he never leaves me alone
>he starts doing weird things like complimenting my hair or saying I like nice
>puts his arm around me in a lecture
>this is pretty strange but okay
>talks about how he can't use his penis due to phimosis so he's permanently super horny
>keeps trying to get me to watch this shitty gay romance anime with him
>starts asking for hugs
and then
>starts telling people we're in a relationship
I'm pretty much invisible to girls, and few who do speak to me are only mutual acquaintances. Yet somehow I've managed to attract a fat autistic faggot.
What do I do boys?
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do it. this might be your only chance at experiencing anything sexual with another human.
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>>34597030
He's a fat manlet who's also a mudslime. I'm not remotely attracted to him to at all.
I've been thinking of conditioning him into being a trap, he's general natural is quite androgynous. But nah, I have plans post uni that'll take me far away from home and it'll take far too long to wait for him to lose weight.
Nah. He'd ever need to be tall and muscular or slim and feminine, he's neither.
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You need to somehow cut off all contact. I sorta know the feel, autists can pick me out of a crowd, I'm not an asshole but I keep in contact and the next thing you know you're getting 30 phone calls a day.
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>>34596980
Fucking walk away you normy fuck.
How I deal with any situation I get presented in I don't want a part of. Walk away and learn to laugh about it later on.
Laughing at your fuck ups helps your life.
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>>34597684
The tone of your reply doesn't seem to match what OP wrote, are you from a third world country?
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>>34596980
beat him up
in public
better if he's taller/bigger than you
this will attract any womyn who see you
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>>34596980
>>have a super autistic uni friend
I savor the occasional uni autist. Today I saw one wearing a Fate Stay Night messenger bag while walking to class. Looked like pic related but more risque. In some way I envy him. He cares so little about social perception he's willing to flaunt his anime shit to the public. Probably just as big as weeb as him too, I just keep that shit in the closet.
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>>34596980
Do it, roasties will be all over you when they think you're gay, plus sympathy points
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