>mom got on my computer while i was in the bathroom taking

>>34595750
she works pretty fast huh.

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i know this feel anon

agaga

>>34595750
She can go fuck herself.
You are not obligated to become the man she wants you to be. Everyone has fucked up porn hidden in their hdd. Everyone has weird fetishes.

Move out.

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>>34595750
always always ALWAYS select 'switch user' and have a password when you leave your PC m8

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>>34595750
What kind of porn anon

>Live with my mom and brother
>I have 3 computers and enough parts to build 2 more
>My brother has 2 computers
>My mom has 2 computers

Feels good not being poor and having a family that respects privacy.

>>34595750
had sommething like this happen to me before but i didnt cringe as hard as i usually would, i just thought , im a young man young men are horny this is one of the actual normal things about me and maybe next time dont go through me shit

>>34595838
yes tell us anon dont leave us hanging
we wont judge

the same thing happened to adam lanza, and everything worked out fine for him

>>34595750
what the heck do mummys expect ? no cummies
but now she will probably force the GF meme even harder

>>34595838
>>34595994
this kind of porni

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>>34596062
By god, get the cross!!

>>34596062
Those posters might not judge. But I think you're a gay cunt

>>34596062
i didnt see anything i was gone pls anon why deleted it

>>34596091
>>34596086
fuck you guys, go die

>>34595750
This is why you make a habit of hitting Win+L every time you get up from the computer

>>34596129
Fuck you, you degenerate. I hope she disowns you.

>>34595750
Bumping this thread with no survivors

Original origami spaghetti

What was the picture anon posted and deleted?

>>34596062
WHY DID YOU DELETE IT
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS

>>34596062
What was it you faggot?

>mom catches me jerking off to porn
>she tells me I can get in trouble for stuff like that
>I ask who when the last time someone got arrested for jerking off to blowjobs
>she doesn't talk to me for a month

I was 15 when I said that. Our relationship has never been the same.

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>>34595750
I'm extremely aware of this feel.

>>34598234
>>34598167
>>34598095
>>34596128
>mfw i saw it and know what it was but you never will

feels good

not really, it was pretty fucking disturbing

>>34598372
>Using hastags when talking
Absolute cringe. Your mom sounds like one of those people who try to be trendy and try to fit in, like how my middle aged uncle was trying to play Pokemon go last time a saw him, it's fucking embarrassing.

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>>34598372
Feels good knowing that no matter all my faults I will never be this shitty of a parent

>>34598453
Was it cheese pizza?

>>34598266
She just hates men.

>>34598465
You have to have sex to be a parent, anon.

Man hating mothers are the worst.
I can attribute my robothood mostly to my mother's dysfunction.
And my sisters are spoiled little princesses who weren't even put through public school, their only recourse will be opening their legs like my useless mother.

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>>34598460
She is. Ohhh lord she is.

She's good to me though most of the time.
>>34598537
screamingniggers.gif

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>>34598537

If I wanted to be a parent I would sedate my gf and pull out her IUD

>>34598372

Is your mom single / unmarried?

>>34596062
What was it?

oreganolio

>>34599007
use the archive

>>34598372
The worst part of that was that you unironically went to Hidden Figures. Kill yourself.

>not establishing boundaries

lel I have lewd anime figures in plain sight and my mom doesn't even know about it because I don't let her in my room.

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>>34599007
>>34598234
>>34598167
>>34596128
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34595750/#34596062

no point in deleting it pham

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>>34599007
>>34598234
>>34598167
>>34596128
>>34599651
open the link in a new tab

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>>34595750
>saving your porn
>not hiding your porn
>not closing tabs
You are reaping what you sowed anon

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>>34599651
Well that answers that question.

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>>34598372
>Hidden Figures
>weed
>#youaretheworstkidsever

laughing my ass off rn

>>34598993
Yes.

>>34599047
It was fucking terrible anyway, left pretty early into it.
I was crying because of a completely unrelated manner. Had to see a therapist.

>>34599892
The hashtags are the weirdest part.

>>34598537
sperm donation tho

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>>34599651
I thought it was gonna be one of those, "Pretend to be outraged because I'm gonna delete this" photos.

>>34598537
Adoption

originally original

>>34595750
You're probably going to have to bang your mom to get out of this situation.

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>>34598372
>hashtags

do women try their hardest to be terrible and obnoxious?

>>34599651
Holy shit that's hilarious, I can only imagine his mom's reaction when she found out.

>>34598372
>watching we wuz scintistz n sheeitt
Far more disgusting than your taste in porn desu.

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So many times my mom almost caught me watching fucked up porn

>Tfw never got caught

>>34601615
>implying she doesn't know

They always know, man...

>>34599651
BWAHAHAHAHAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>34595750
>tfw lived with my parents for 24 years and am on my way to a flawless victory. My dad did find my maid Marian folder once, but thankfully there was no porn. I just told him I was using the pictures to annoy a friend.

>>34601439
I wanted to see what the hype was about since we sold out an unholy amount of showings for this.

It was like a movie the English substitute puts on when she doesn't have a lesson plan and doesn't really fucking care. Generic, boilerplate, on-the-nose fucking garbage

Nobody has entered my fucking room in five years and I STILL click windows+D whenever I get off for any reason

Stop being a fucking retard, OP