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At dance class today we had to hold a girl's hand and I got a huge boner.
What do I do, I want to use it as an opportunity to hold average and cute girls hands but I can't jump around in loose sweatpants with a giant erection running down my leg ;_;
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>>34594343
Embrace your virginity and become a wizard anon, it will help you.
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>>34594343
she probably hated holding your pathetic virgin hand the entire time, my suggestion is that you kill yourself.
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>>34594343
You cant be robot if you have a big dick. Fuck off failed normie.
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tape your dick upwards before class or where a cup
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>>34594343
>liking girls
fuck off normie
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>>34594343
>tape your dick upwards
I remember when I found out peoples dicks are supposed to bend up when I was like 17.
My dick bends down dude.
Always has. Not even down really just straight like a fucking i dont know what.
I remember when I actually got my first good look at a dick on one of those dumb ass porn site gif ads.
The ones that run like 80fps of women getting their faces demolished.
I was disgusted at first then I got angry.
Realizing that mens dicks are supposed to look like fucked up reverse bananas and knowing Id be singled out because mine wasnt was fucking indescribably rage inducing.
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>>34596851
You're lucky dude, my bepis points straight upwards. How else would I theororedically have sex with a girl besides missionary? Not like it would be a big deal but I'm curious.
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>>34596851
I... I've found another person with this issue....
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>>34594343
>giant erection
Got any pics to prove that bold claim?
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>>34595630
Sometimes these posts make me chuckle
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