what are some good jobs for a spoiled chronic lazy ass drug addict

Stop posting things that remind me of myself, I just want to browse memes

There was a guy with rich parents who drove a BMW working as a dishwasher at my restaurant.

Join the Air Force, fail out after a year, then go home and be a NEET. Your parents will at least appreciate the fact that you attempted to be a normie. That's what I did, worked great aside from the crushing suicidal thoughts.

Hey they sounds like me. I had a pool lifeguard job that was comfy. Literally sit in a chair all day and get tan

>>34593938
I had an idea similar to that but I think if I actually joined the airforce I would kms...
>>34593947
I'd love to do that I'm just not sure if it's enough though