Fembot here, I'm getting more and more worried about my

>shy robot bf

You won't, roastie whore. You'll get Chad

Goodbait/10 made me reply

Sage

>>34592846
Has to be bait.

>tfw no anal gf

>>34592846
I'll pamper your butthole and lick + fuck + lube + enema it every day

Give Skype/email

>>34592846

if this isn't bait what's so bad about it?

Anal is bretty good, my ex was a total anal whore too

>>34592846
Hottest thing I've read all week TEE BEE AYCH

First off, enjoy getting 10 billion replies.

Second off, that's hilarious. You've accidentally crossed wires in your brain.

>>34592846
First off, isn't all that friction damaging your skin? You might get pimples or hemorrhoids so you might be doing damage to your ass unknowingly.

I'll finger your ass and you'll pee on me. Deal?

Plz for the love of God post your asshole, you're anonymous, and since you made a thread about it I really want too see it and pretend I'm sticking finger into it

>>34592890
>>34592923
It's not bait, but most guys seem to just like nice asses, but aren't into anal or anything.

>>34592965
No, I haven't had none of those issues.

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>>34592846
I fap to anal porn ten times more than vaginal.

>>34592846
I think weird degenerate fetishes my partner has can be cute imo, and maybe a little hot, as long as it doesn't go into the realm of scat/gore. Maybe it's just the narcissistic, belittling, sadist attitude I have when I feel dominant, but I love bullying those I feel are beneath me, and I find them adorable when I'm out of that state of mind.

Knowing how lonely/mentally ill robots are I wouldn't worry about a butt fetish.

>>34593084
I'm 100% into anal and ill make you wear a buttplug when you're not sitting on my dick (or pooping) because you'll be my anal slut

Gib skype/email

>>34593084
>but aren't into anal or anything.

AHAHAHAHA

Like a quarter of porn videos these days feature anal.

>>34592846
Well a lot of men are into anal for some reason.
I personally wouldn't like it, but then again I'm weird.

>>34593131
Yeah, because porn totally equals real life?
I don't mean a guy just sticking a finger into my ass, but actually taking his time and being into it as well and most guys aren't like that at all.

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>>34593227
lolwut

I'd want to lick a girl's butthole for an hour a day.

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>ywn take your time and eat OP's ass and be really into it (literally)

>>34593227
I always have to convince my gf to let me eat her ass... She enjoys it but always fears that I might end up finding it icky for some reason. I wish she was as into it as you seem to be. I'd eat her ass all day.

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>>34593260
Why are they so alluring?

>>34593260
You can't comprehend how long an hour actually is, can you?

And the novelty would wear off after a couple of days

Take your dick out your hand and think rationally for a change

please let me be your ass worshiping boyfriendo

>>34593327
Not him but ive actually eaten my ex gfs asshole out for an hour on multiple occasions. You're just making excuses (if you're OP) because you're all talk just like most women

>>34593327
>Take your dick out your hand and think rationally for a change

Lol no

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>>34593313
Buttholes are almost always more aesthetically appealing than pussies. If I were an alien seeing human for the firdt time, I'd assume the dick was intended to enter the asshole because it's more of an equivalent shape.

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>>34593360
It's got more of a pleasing shape to me. I like pussy, hell, I like the sight of them too, but buttholes are just magical. They're so cute and aesthetic on a nice, plump ass.

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>>34593402
>>34593360
>>34593351
>>34593313
>>34593260
you robots are so pathetic
put your dicks away you disgusting incels
>implying any girl would even let you near her ass

>>34593488
Stupid lowercaseposter.
Go home to reddit if we offend your delicate sensibilities.

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>>34593488
>implying I'm a virgin

Have a gf of 1 1/2 years. She's got a cute butthole.

>>34593084


Well where you from, totally real non-baiting femanon?

>>34593506
better to be a stupid lowercaseposter than an inbred robot who is masturbating to the thought of a fembot being into anal
actually kill yourself, please

>>34593529
Nice reddit insults, lowercaseposter. Maybe you should go blog about your delicate sensibilities being offended back on reddit!

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>>34593360
> Buttholes are almost always more aesthetically appealing than pussies.
That's not what I've found. There are plenty of damaged/diseased/abnormal anuses out there. Plus both ignorance and misinformation are rampant, porn sets a very bad example that some viewers get ideas from, and people with [self-]destructive tendencies are having a field day.

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>>34594402
> Plus both ignorance and misinformation are rampant
Particularly where anorectal anatomy and the traumatic risks of anoreceptive activities are concerned

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>>34594402
> That's not what I've found. There are plenty of damaged/diseased/abnormal anuses out there.
This is especially true among female pornstars who stuck around long enough to do a decent number of porn scenes.

>>34592846

I'm sorry to hear that, OP. That is really hot.

>>34594444

>somebody spent time making that chart

wew lad

>be 21 year old "fem"bot
>ride on dildo as the degenerate posts on the chan
>pee out of weewee out of pleasure as he finishes the post, his piss staining the Cheetos on his bloated stomach

>>34592846
Do your fingers stink? My ass is as tight as an air compressed bag. Can't even shit.

Give me tips on how you keep your anus smelling fresh. I use soap but that doesn't seem to help when I pick at it.

tfw no anal addict gf

>>34596229
Use scented bar soap and scrub your bumhole really well for at least a minute when you shower, don't be afraid to stick a finger inside. Use baby wipes when you poop.

Also make sure your booty area is completely hairless.

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POST ANALS

>>34596303
Thanks. I have a lot if hair on the crack as well. Last times I shaved it got so itchy and I am a virgin as well. You think waxing would be painful for that area in particular?

>>34596467
>You think waxing would be painful for that area in particular?
Yes. But it's worth it.

>>34593351
No wonder she's your ex. Keep the cuck flag high, more for me.

>>34592846
anally smashing a girl until he pees and moans in pleasure and shame is one of the pleasures of life
anyone would be glad to do that, no worries little dirty bitch

>>34592846
don't you like to smell your fingers after rubbing your butt

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=616295138

shittier one
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=589571005

There should be a third, I can't seem to find it. I would literally kill my entire family to have that dick desu senpai

>>34595565
>you will never be so autistic you catalog butthurt

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>>34596974
Of fucking course I find it right after I post:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2022206828

>>34592846
>I've been rubbing my anus since I was

Is it not getting sore?

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>>34595565
Yes. Maintaining such a spreadsheet is necessary due to how unusual my strongest fetish seems to be (or at least understanding and acceptance of it), among other factors such as:

- the prevalence of destructive anal activities, especially among pornstars
- widespread and often willful ignorance of anorectal anatomy
- too many people severely undervaluing an important body part and ignoring even badly damaged/diseased anuses, if they're not jerking off to them

>>34596974
>having nothing better to offer than a personal attack

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>>34597209
This is just weird, anon-kun; but it's fun to see someone put so much effort into their "strongest fetish".

>>34596974
>>34596999
Your taste is shit (heh).

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>>34597374
I don't deny that it's weird, but I got over that aspect many years ago. There most certainly are (much) worse fetishes/attractions to be stuck with.

There's nothing wrong with really liking anal. I did once date a guy who thought it was gross. It hurt my feelings a little, but then I realized how much of a boring normie he was. I'm talking to a robot now who doesn't think any of the stuff I like is weird, so there's hope for you famalam. Never settle for someone. It's better being alone than being with someone who can't satisfy you

>>34597568
post more like this pls

>>34592846
I bet your fingers smell like shit. I wouldn't let you touch any of my belongings.

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>>34592846
I feel like you reek of shit constantly, but don't realize it.

>>34593121
>doesn't respond

LIKE CLOCKWORK

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>>34597568
>>34597661
I can only agree.

>>34597800
Maybe if you are a gross swine, yes, but as >>34596303 said it's pretty easy to keep your butt clean and not smelly. I don't even want to know how unhygienic yours is, anon-kun.

>>34597783
What I like really doesn't belong in an anal thread. I posted some of my favorite no-anal pornstars in this thread: >>>/gif/10024977

>>34597661
> There's nothing wrong with really liking anal.
There most certainly is when people like and/or practice blatantly destructive anal activities, or are attracted to the results of such activities (especially for serious medical conditions such as rectal prolapse).

>>34592846
I bet you're ugly and your vagina looks like a punched lasagna

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>>34598055
>like a punched lasagna

>>34598055
I am ugly, but I think my vagina looks fine and not like a punched lasagna, anon-kun.

>>34598556
>I think
Too bad its not about what you think. I bet that anon was right.

>>34598556
>I am ugly

LET US BE THE JUDGES OF THAT, LITTLE MISSUS

FACE AND ANUS NOW

>>34598556
Post your strange vagina.