>when you report posts that have gibberish at the end

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>when you report posts that have gibberish at the end to make them original

Anonymous 2017-02-02 09:05:25 Post No.34585092
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Anonymous 2017-02-02 09:05:25 Post No.34585092 [Report]

*slow claps*

*steps out of the basement*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your edgyness, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dark... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But being a neckbeard isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a robot? To join those esteemed /r9k/ ranks? To call yourself a member of the autist Corps? Living in your moms basement takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Mongoloids - I mean the big guys, like Johnny hotpocket and Billy piss bottles - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight cuck-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big BLACKED meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate betas over at reddit. The virgin Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you'll never lose :^). It's a rough business, and for every Chad story you craft in your victim complex bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a happy couple or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.