fembot feels thread. actual fembots edition. >tfw you found

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I never had a oneitis or a crush on anyone, or any sort of feelings whatsoever until a boy from here began talking to me and we entered some sort of mutual agreement of "this is a relationship".
I have now conditioned myself to love him fully and faithfully, as I am obligated to do so.

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>>34583259
good for you sis. i wish you two the best. maybe one day he will be your oneitis.

Reminder

Rule 29 and 30

I wish I could find a man who was interesting and didn't want to kill me. My ex was perfect besides the whole cruelty towards me thing. Man, I probably would've poisoned the guy after a few years.

Better yet, I wish I could find happiness without a man. But I can't figure out how to be happy.

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>>34583182
Aren't there separate websites to contain this cancerous fuckery?

Go back to tumblr. Saged

>>34583357
If he weren't abusive you probably wouldn't have found him "interesting"

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>>34583357
i can't either. i always need a guy to think about. i'm an emotional caretaker type. i just want someone to take care of who's mentally stable and they'll love me back.

>>34583401
most men are emotionally abusive in some way shape or form. just look at the responses in this thread. aside from robots, Chads love to mentally fuck with women too. you're all sociopaths who give justifications for why you're not.

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Fuck these bitch nigger threads

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34583426
I'm just an orbiter. Part of why I can't get a gf is because I'm not a good enough liar to hide my desperation.

>>34583396
Actually no, there aren't. That's a problem to a lot of us. There's nowhere for shut-in girls to talk. Tumblr is for social justice warriors, not general dweebs.

>>34583401
I found him interesting when he was nice to me, actually. The abusive tendencies that showed up a long while later after I met him made me sick to my stomach and made me ditch him.

Daily reminder that "fembots"" don't exist and these threads are cancer.

These threads are ao silly. Young men outnumber young women by 7%. Girls get hung up on one guy, whereas we're willing to settle.

>>34583182
Not my onenitis but my first kiss was apparently getting blowjobs from my friend and she never told me about it. I'm never going to fall for a normie again.

>>34583473
Fuck off to lolcow roastie bitch.
(Original post)

>>34583473
Lolcow is your home

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These "fembot" threads are degenerate and op should an hero

I suppose I suffer from it. I had to end an almost 6 year long relationship because the guy cheated on me. I love him, but I don't want to enable him. I feel like if I stayed, that would be like saying it is okay to cheat.

It won't be right to pursue another relationship until this love subsides, but I'm worried I'll be very old before that happens. Oh well, relationships aren't the only joy in life.

>>34583500
lolcow is mostly gay men

>>34583500
Kiwifarms was better but now it's been shut down by that cuck Vordrak.

Anyways, isn't lolcow just a place to talk shit about other women?

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>>34583513
trust me man, i've been thinking about it ever since i found out.

like he didn't talk to me for years and wanted to rather sleep with a bunch of barsluts than date me. i want nothing more than to end my suffering. all i have is my dog left.

>>34583523
Yes. It's a little corner of shit. It's not worth going to.

>>34583518
>>34583523
Just go literaly anywhere else. r9k is for lonely virgin men, you stupid roasties and normies are ruining the board. You can go literaly anywhere else, but we only have r9k

>>34583567
That's a lie. You also have your online games.

>>34583543
>I have to kill myself because ONE guy is a Chad

I would date just about any girl who liked me.

>>34583567
You have wizardchan. Go there. This is for all shutins.

>>34583426
That's why you never trust them and you stalk them. A guy can't fuck with your head if you are in his head.

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>>34583592
>go to wizardchan
No u


Roasties get out!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34583592
No it is not. Girl shutins can get a guy 0 problem. Male shutins cant. That's thr difference.

>>34583607
>tfw no fembot stalker

>>34583583
What? I'm talking about places to be with people like me. 90% of games are normie central.

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Tank this thread.

Woman hate inbound

>>34583404
>i just want someone to take care of who's mentally stable and they'll love me back.

>tfw no mentally unstable gf to take care of me as she uses my own mental stability as a support pillar while I use her mental instability to grow and learn more about life and empathy

>>34583543
You never had a relationship with the guy?

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>>34583567
you obviously weren't here for the original r9k. fuck off summerfag.

>>34583586
didn't know a 5'5" guy could be a Chad.

>>34583607
this is true, but i was stupid and gave in because i wanted to see him again.

>>34583633
this makes me sad. what the fuck happened to the internet.

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Aoeriginalo

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>>34583623
>>fembot stalker
Really not as fun as it should be, but more then expected.

>>34583651
Support pillars are common. Is there anything more you could offer?

>>34583669
Getting a ton of women to fuck you makes you Chad.

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>>34583669
>what the fuck happened to the internet
Faggots like you happened.
Leave this board

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>>34583651
i'm not mentally unstable. i mean i am, but you'll never see that side of me. i'm the "normie" type who smiles at work and school, then comes home and cries in the shower. when i'm around my oneitis, all i do is smile and laugh until he's gone.

>>34583657
we did. he's my ex and only ex.

>>34583633
You don't want women posting in threads meant for men.

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>>34583695
then you mean it has nothing to do with physical attributes and only confidence? everyone here is potentially a Chad then.

>>34583700
>le redpill articles meme

>>34583623
Make yourself worth stalking, and stalkers will come to you.

>>34583701
Oh, that sucks then... when I broke up with mine, people was quick to suggest I go whore around like that was going to fix anything. Week after an almost 6 year relationship, "Oh, well you can go have fun." I'm like, "What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

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>>34583719
How about this red pill meme?

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Orgonegono

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>>34583731
yeah, i don't fucking get it. i couldn't even kiss anyone else until a year and a half after we broke up, and even then he was still on my mind i just needed some sort of intimacy. after i found out how many women he slept with while we were apart i realized how much of a cuck i'm being but i can't stop.

>>34583765
You can't beat RoK. Sorry.

>>34583719
A retard could potentially create the cure for cancer

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>>34583752
>le cherrypicking meme

men have the opportunity to sleep with hundreds of women too. go post an ad on Craigslist or go to the bar and lower your standards. none of you pussies actually will because you're all hypocrites.

>>34583784
OH MY GOD, That website is fucking hilarious. Roosh is a top tier assclown. I used to browse his sites just to get giggles.

I'm so mad that kiwifarms is down. Now we have nowhere to laugh at incels,redpillers and their ilk.

>>34583684
I don't even know what I have to offer. That's why I'm here.

I guess my good traits are my height, cute face, financially stable, own my own apartment, good at baking and enjoy being comfy.

thread in one greentext
>i want my perfect guy :((
>meanwhile ill just wait and never make the first move
fucking women man

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>>34583792
I've got more don't worry.

>>34583806
At the same time, after reading quite a bit of it, you really can identify the players. It was hilarious, but at the same time, I could never look at men the same afterward.

>>34583792
But men have to be charming and confident and assertive, all women have to do is exist.

>>34583828
i've approached a lot of men everywhere. i'm rejected always. even tried dating websites. i'm 5'6" and 120lbs, but i'm not conventionally attractive. what most of you would call a "butterface." who wants to date that shit?

>>34583650
story behind this?
vagoo pics etc?

>>34583828
It's called lamenting over somebody you love yet lost. The feeling doesn't just go away because the relationship ended. You don't just look around, replace them with a new one, and go on your merry way. If you could, then you never loved the person in the first place. Men aren't objects.

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Orgonegonoloja

>>34583853
I'm a butterface too. I was able to get boyfriends, though. Body and personality can make up for an ugly face.

>>34583853
I'm not on the market.

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>>34583831
continue posting cherrypicking from 4chan where stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood and only a fool would take anything posted here as fact anyways.

>>34583844
not true if you lower your standards. i'm a woman and i never get approached i have to do all the approaching and following up, and planning, and still get rejected/ghosted on. FUCKING STACYS MAN

>>34583844
You're retarded. All you have to do is exist, too. You just have to exist in the right places.

>>34583853
PLS be my butterface gf

>>34583868
yes, thank you for explaining this perfectly. i'd say 75% of the men here have a oneitis. they're just being hypocrites.

>>34583878
eh, you're probably not that ugly then

>>34583881
why not? waiting for Stacy?

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>>34583883
Look out another roastie getting toasty!!!

This is fun, if anyone else has these saved, feel encouraged to share.

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He's a guy from work. I really enjoy talking to him and he's extremely nice. He also likes a lot of anime and similar music to me.

After my ex left me to fuck roasties he ended up hearing about it and had a huge smile on his face. He started telling me to not ever get back with my ex.
We started texting every day but sometimes he just leaves me hanging mid convo.

He eventually asked me to hang out with him and we had sex. It was really nice tho.
He text me everyday still but I'm aggravated and I'm not sure if he likes me or just wanted to hook up. It's killing me

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>>34583892
okay. where do you live? are you mentally stable?

>>34583889
Where would I find a girl who would approach my fat balding awkward anxious beta ass and take all the initiative?

>>34583883
Are you shy? I was like that, but it was because I was barely talking to anyone. I got hit on but only by nasty pervs.

>>34583903
I have dermatillomania. In other words, I often have big chunks of skin missing from my face. I'm ugly.

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>>34583883
You're getting approached in this retarded thread. You're either retarded or trolling.

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>>34583906
look out!! his weenie feels teenie

>>34583913
would you say he's your oneitis? or are you still hung up on your ex?

>>34583922
>okay. where do you live? are you mentally stable?
i live in new england and i am a shut in mental midget

My favourite researcher in the department I'm doing my project in was let go, because she didn't publish enough. She was the only one to take care in going over my protocol, whereas the shit supervisor I started out with 1. didn't check my calculations AT ALL and 2. had basic errors in his own protocol that threw me for a loop because I was practising calculations but the final answer was different from what I believed was the fundamentally correct answer in said protocol.

Difference is, it seems, is that whenever I hear him talking it's all about getting articles published and funding.
Previously whenever I asked why a method is the way it is, I'd ask my shit supervisor and he'd be like "it's in the protocol, so it's what you should do". I ask the researcher and she was like "hmm, yeah let's look into this, it doesn't say anywhere why". And she went to the department head to directly ask, and THEN we found out.

But now she's gone and yesterday I had what escalated into nearly an argument with my shit supervisor to have what I believe to be a sufficient amount of controls.

The current state of research depresses me. That researcher took care in everything she did, but people like her get passed over in favour of the people who churn out desirable results. Ugh.

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>>34583182
>"Fembot feels thread"
>literally tfw Chad does not notice you

>>34583513
if this is you, i'd talk to you. i like talking to people.
but i genuinely am not interested in talking to you with the end point being a relationship/anything sexual.

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>>34583936
Stay mad gutterslut. It makes my shitposting a lot more enjoyable.

>>34583853
>>34583878
Nice memes
I'm an above average looking dude (important for the sake of my message, didnt rate myself either) and I actually tried to go for two girls (were pretty much butterface but really cute and great personality overall) I knew for few months and both of them rejected me.

P.S these were the last girls in my life i was interested in kek

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>>34583924
you're fat and bald. you're going to have to go for another fat and bald girl if she approaches you. or, oh wait, were you expecting a 4/10+? not going to get it unless you work on yourself.

>>34583927
i'm shy and have social anxiety. doing the approaching is fucking crippling and i usually go home and cry in my bed because i'm rejected every damn time.

oh, that sucks, sorry to hear. does foundation/concealer help at all? i have acne scars everywhere.

>>34583928
the one guy who asked to be my bf never even responded. rejected once again. do you have anything else to say?

>>34583936
I don't care about my ex. He left me for other women and I don't want to waste my time on someone like that. The only issue is that I'm stuck living with him and sleeping on the couch.

>>34583182
A guy I met online. He lives across the country. We were dating online. I went to see him last year. Lost my virginity to him. When I went back home he broke up with me. He now wants to hook up again on a friends with benefits agreement in a midway city. ( we will both fly there and then get a room) I'm considering it...

>>34583182
Lol @ you being SO incompetent, that it took you SIX YEARS to determine the obvious...

I noticed that you are more upset about THEM sleeping around in the past, than you are with with YOURSELF for being such a parody of yourself for the past six years...

Since you don't have the courage to kill yourself I'm going to give you an opportunity to still prove that you are 'cutting edge and a real danger to yourself' and you can show everybody what a badass you are...

I want you to go into your bathroom and punch yourself in the eye, hard as shit, over and over until you get a big swollen black eye... then post a picture and you will have earned my respect...

Otherwise sorry you're not getting any

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>>34583972
>do you have anything else to say
Absolutely, I have nothing else to do all night but fuck with your shitty thread.

Show tits too

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>>34583949
so you're not mentally stable? that's basically my only criteria. no fatties either.

>>34583957
>le i put in my mind that everyone else is better than me which means everyone else is a Chad meme.

>>34583966
ain't even mad

>>34583971
two girls? try two hundred men in the span of two years.

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>>34583961
this goes for really anyone though. i always really wanna meet other females to talk to especially, but it seems difficult here.
my discord is 01111049213#7839.

>>34583182
My oneitis is an autistic chad for about a year now. Think about him all day. My whole personality changes and we could never be actually together since that would be disgusting. I'm older, a 4/10 and boring, vapid personality. He's very attractive and intelligent. It's pointless thinking about him. I just can't seem to get him out of my mind. What's the explanation for this? I know most on r9k despise that ugly roasties obviously go for chad but I can't help it. I've never had this feeling for someone and it happend after he lost weight I felt attracted to him. Don't talk to him anymore, thank god.

Help me? How to stop thinking about him?

>>34584001
you do drugs until the feels go away

>>34583903
No. My heart is broken. That's why I'm not on the market.
>>34583913
That is spectacular. Do be careful though. You can never be so sure.

>>34583972
>Balding guys should only look for somehow balding girls

Wow.

>>34583997
What else do you call someone who can get sex from dozens of women without paying?

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Originrollllerydoop

>>34583976
Don't do it. That's not worth it.

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>>34583973
man, you're strong. my ex is my oneitis and he's the only one i can be 100% myself around. other guys just don't get my sense of humor or anything.

>>34583976
do you think you'll get hurt? if so, don't do it.

>>34583982
are you trolling or trying to be funny or like, what? i said earlier in this thread i wouldn't kill myself because i still have my dog to live for.

>>34583994
wow ur just so alpha Chad!!

fuck i'm running out of wojack pics. someone post more.

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Roll for an original dark souls playthrough.

>>34583997
>two girls? try two hundred men in the span of two years.
holy shit in all honestly you have to look like a garbage can in order to not get a single match, unless you have unrealistic expectations

i know what desperate men would settle for, because i used to be a desperate man

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>>34584001
i drink to stop the pain and talk to my online friends.

>>34584031
my point is YOU can do it too. confidence is a mental thing, not a physical attribute.

>>34584031
Women don't generally bald. I don't think that's a requirement.

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Classic jailfu chart.

Originally from Oregon, with oregano

>>34584031
I wouldn't mind being with a fat, bald man. We do need to have a click though in the social way of course. I'm not attractive though.

>>34584059
i look like garbage. it wasn't two hundred, i just fucking lost count after a while. "two girls" is nothing.

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How about a movie?
...an original one at that!

>>34583792
>lower your standards
If one of the people is going to be having sex with someone they don't want to, I might as well rape someone I want to fuck

>>34584076
Story behind Renee, assuming she's real?

>>34584069
My brain isn't wired to be "confident".

>>34584050
Rolling, rolling, rolling.
>>34583973
That's a complicated situation. I mean, that's good you care enough not to kick him out unless the issue is a joint lease or something.

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How you gonna have thanksgiving without any...

Rolls?

>>34584050
Rolling
Need me something to do when i get home tonight

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Wank roll 1

Origgiesmalls

I wish I had a gf who was into vidya and engineering

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>>34584111
and this is why you're still alone. don't like it? work on yourself.

>>34584114
LOL bullshit. there's no "wiring" going on.

>>34584087
you know im not sure if youre really a fembot or just some guy typing shit in order to make other bots feel better about themselves

i say unless a girl is fat or literally deformed, some dude will date/fuck her

>>34584001
Is his name Carlos?

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Can't stand 3dpd sluts?
Not a problem!

>>34584173
Some people aren't meant to be social in real life, 'wiring' is not literal

>>34584114
How overweight are we talking? Are you opposed to overweight girls? I dunno', confidence is a tricky thing. A man can change completely once they have some success. It's hard enough to see a man's true nature, even trickier when they lack confidence. Confidence can bring out the true nature of the beast.

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Rollereurmfbla

>>34584165
I am one, but only on a surface level and too dumb and unmotivated to ever continue my engineering career.
>tfw no money for games

>>34584173
I don't even want a gf lady, and I am working on myself, I'm just saying the "just lower your standards" meme is literal rape.
>tfw the only time in my life I've ever been at a healthy weight is when I was not eating due to crippling depression
>tfw that was the only time girls noticed me
JUST

>>34584232
mia culpa

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Celeb chart

Originnigninal

>>34584201
You scare me. WTF.

>>34584217
250 at 6'2"

I fap to fat chicks all the time.

Daliy reminder that "fembots" do not exist.
Daily reminder that girls cant be robots.
Daily reminder that every girl has at least 3 guys orbiting her at any time.

>>34583182
sage fembot threads
ignore fembot posts
do not reply to fembot posters

>>34584296
250 at 6'2" isn't fat though. That's just stocky.

>>34584287
Did you or he go to Boston University by any chance? If so Carlos is a friend of mine, he's literally the only autistic chad I've ever encountered in my life, so I figured I'd take the shot. He's a really good guy and he's frankly shit with women due to his autism, so trying to get into a thing with him probably wouldn't be a bad move, I bet he's lonely.

>>34583182
No such thing as a fembot.

Get out.

>>34584076
Rolling oregano oregino oregeno

don't mind me, I'm just here for my daily sage

>>34584330
Post his contact info.

>>34584315
People don't believe me when I tell them my weight, they assume I'm at least 300.

>>34583182
>>>/tumblr/
fucking saged

>>34584330
Oh shit.
>>34584001
If this is true, it's time for a makeover.

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>>34584175
i'm literally deformed.

>>34584209
sounds like you probably believe in religion too.

>>34584262
well what the fuck do you expect? i'm sure fatties approached you when you were fat but you probably told yourself "they don't count."
you can't seriously expect attractive girls to approach you when you're overweight.

>>34584307
daily reminder robots turn down women too. pic related, and there's plenty more where it comes from.

>>34584351
Do you slouch? Bad posture can make people appear heftier then they actually are. The other consideration is you are not wearing fitting clothing. Even if it means going up a size, it's better to wear fitting clothing then something that is too tight. Alternatively, are you wearing clothes that are too baggy?

>>34584364
Actually, no, I don't. I'm a literal Atheist.

>>34584350
Fuck you, carlos is my friend I'm not doxxing him, he's a good lad, I'd never want you retards harassing him.
>>34584357
Kek, small world eh.

>>34584283
Rollo rollo rollerino oregano

>>34584364
>daily reminder robots turn down women too. pic related, and there's plenty more where it comes from
They dont. Those stories are fabricated and homosexual.

>>34584392
I don't want to harass him, I want to fuck him silly.

>>34584392
Oh, I was posting in hope that you had identified her interest correctly. If you had, it is time for her to get a makeover.

>>34584000
>but it seems difficult here

Nice trips

It's easy as fuck though. Just in the past week and a half I have both voiced and chatted with 5 or 6 new femanons I've met through /r9k/, and I'm not even a girl.

>>34584261
I'm too unmotivated to pursue any engineering career, I'm gonna be a welder and just do diy shit for my engineering needs. be my gf?

>>34584414
I don't think your crush's contact info being posted on /r9k/ is the greatest of ideas.

>>34584037
I just hated dealing with people like that. Idk, my last ex cheated on me.
>>34584115
I actually can't make enough money to move out. He is paying for it all and said I can stay here free. It sucks a lot.
My oneitis' roommate asked me about my living situation and even though I'm thinking too deep into it I feel like she's trying to offer me a room.

>>34584444
!!!
how did you find them/get them to talk to you? they usually ignore me when i ask to swap contact info.

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>>34584374
then why do you "believe" in such bullshit?

>>34584413
lol you're in so much denial it hurts.

>>34583927
Lol that's similar to tactillomania

So basically you're just like a methamphetamine junkie, but without the methamphetamine yet all of the sores on your face?....

That is not a true organic psychiatric disorder

That is a behavior and the only person who can start it or stop it is YOU

It's simple, it's nauseating... You loathe yourself, and self mutilate...

Meth heads do that shit because certain regions of their brain have been over stimulated by amphetamines....

But you're not on drugs...

You should be...

I promise that Wendy and I could turn your entire thing around in one day...

The self mutilation, the self doubt, the neediness, the codependancies...

The FIRST thing I'd do is make you fuck like 15 or 16 of my friends simultaneously in an outrageous gangbang, and while you were realizing that you have never had more self-confidence and more fun in your entire life, I would grab one of my friends by the collar of his shirt and break his nose and demand that he give you $40 for the sex...

I would do this to make an example out of him so when I turned to the other fourteen or fifteen friends and demanded that he should give you $40 they would know I 'mean business'.

That would be a good time to show you where I had hidden the video camera... That's right there's going to be a goddamn video camera when you turn your first motherfucking trick in my living room, because how else did you think I was going to show the video to your ex-boyfriend? And your parents? I forgot about them as well... speaking of parents, that's probably when you would start to feel kind of 'funny' and realize vet that Discount Energy Red Bull knock off I had given you before the sexual assault contained in my own special concoction, consisting of liquid LSD, Ketamine and Meth... that's why you would remain in the fetal position for the next 19 sucking my dick and calling me UNCLE DADDY JR

>>34584445
He's hinting he'll have money for your games. I'm joking, but welding is an excellent career. That's no joke.

>>34584364
>well what the fuck do you expect? i'm sure fatties approached you when you were fat but you probably told yourself "they don't count."
>you can't seriously expect attractive girls to approach you when you're overweight.
I don't expect shit you bitch I just didn't like that the only time I've ever been sexually attractive I also barely had a will to live, let alone a sex drive. And fatties do count, I never said I was a 0/10 woe is me motherfucker. I just resent the "lower your standards" meme. Because if I could genuinely find ugly and fat girls attractive (I have a rather attractive friend who is going to marry a hideous fat girl, he genuinely finds her attractive, it was a sex thing before it was a romance thing) I'd be a much happier person. I am not resenting women not wanting to have sex with me when I'm fat, that makes perfect sense and I fully accept that.

>>34584459
How much is the cost of an apartment where you live? On average? You gotta' move out at some point. You can't just stay there forever.

>>34584462
Because there are defects in the human brain, not being able to be social could be one of them.

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>>34584364
>sounds like you probably believe in religion too.

>>34584461
>not complimenting me on my quads when I complimented your trips
Maybe this is why they ignore you!

But for real, they often ignore me too when asking to swap contact info. I just do it often. I post in chart threads too, and I've gotten added by 2 girls just from that.

The real key is to post with them for a bit, talk to them in the thread. And just when the conversation is getting interesting, say you have to go then leave your throwaway if they want to continue conversation.
Always leave your own throwaway, don't just ask for theirs.

>>34584462
>lol you're in so much denial it hurts.
Just like you famalam.

>>34584434
Ah damn you're not the original person. I hope so too.
>>34584414
Are you the original woman? Are we talking about the same guy? Or are you just looking to jump on the train after hearing about a handsome alpha autismo?
If you're the girl who oneitises him but you need a rando on /r9k/ to get his info, you have little shot.

>>34583927
Lol that's similar to tactillomania

So basically you're just like a methamphetamine junkie, but without the methamphetamine yet all of the sores on your face?....

That is not a true organic psychiatric disorder

That is a behavior and the only person who can start it or stop it is YOU

It's simple, it's nauseating... You loathe yourself, and self mutilate...

Meth heads do that shit because certain regions of their brain have been over stimulated by amphetamines....

But you're not on drugs...

You should be...

I promise that Wendy and I could turn your entire thing around in one day...

The self mutilation, the self doubt, the neediness, the codependancies...

The FIRST thing I'd do is make you fuck like 15 or 16 of my friends simultaneously in an outrageous gangbang, and while you were realizing that you have never had more self-confidence and more fun in your entire life, I would grab one of my friends by the collar of his shirt and break his nose and demand that he give you $40 for the sex...

I would do this to make an example out of him so when I turned to the other fourteen or fifteen friends and demanded that he should give you $40 they would know I 'mean business'.

That would be a good time to show you where I had hidden the video camera... That's right there's going to be a goddamn video camera when you turn your first motherfucking trick in my living room, because how else did you think I was going to show the video to your ex-boyfriend? And your parents? I forgot about them as well... speaking of parents, that's probably when you would start to feel kind of 'funny' and realize vet that Discount Energy Red Bull knock off I had given you before the sexual assault contained liquid LSD, Ketamine and Meth... that's why you would remain in the fetal position for the next 19 hours thanking me & sucking my dick while I call you 'ugly face'

>>34584464
This isn't a sex trafficking ring, Mr. Uncle Daddy Jr.

>had a conversation with guy that I like about lego batman
>we both want to see it
>he jokes to our boss about dating his daughter
>I say "you should take her to see lego batman."
>he says that he'd love to take a girl to see it
In my head I'm like "let's go together!"
But I didn't say anything.

Hi, fellow femanons. He has radiant skin and silky hair and perfectly-framed glasses. I'm pretty sure he only has 3 shirts. He has a beautiful monotone voice and makes the cutest sniffling sounds, and he drops his pencil on himself in the cutest way. He's always late to class, so I am scraping together some money to buy him a watch. I've never talked to him though, so I'm going to get someone to anonymously deliver it for me.

About $500ish. On top of that I gotta spent $230 on some health care? But that starts when I'm 21. I only get paid $8.75 an hour.

>>34584546
>Not Lego together
You missed your chance

>>34584562
Fuck off roastie whore, we dont want you here.

>>34584580
>>34584489
Whoops sorry phone is being funky

>>34583853
I'll take a butterface gf any day.

Be my butterface gf. I'm stable.

Dr. Freelove, Dr. Freelove, set us free. We want super-powered loverment: for our own body!

The '60s got FREE LOVE wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. Sure, sex got crazier---crazy good. BUT ALSO: crazy bad. The good crazy: a more morally acceptable, freer and funner environment of sexual experimentation had been established. The bad crazy: an unfortunate legacy that's been littered with STDs and underprepared parents here and burned out brains and broken hearts there. Oops, with a capital O-shit. That "FREE" LOVE was, and still is, w____a____y overpriced. FREE RECKLESS HELL, maybe, but there never was any actual FREE LOVE. Not really.

But that was then and this is now, and this gen's most merciful, most forgiving, most right-on, real FREE LOVE has finally arrived: Neptune Sex, Telepathic Mind Sex, Multiple Smartners and Sexual Soulmates, all with the super-superb mandate of hundreds and thousands of sexual fantasy maxed Big Os, all exquisitely fulfilled, and all with: 0, ZERO, 000.000 repercussions.

This time, let's get liberated with A TRUE SEXUAL REVOLUTION, shall we. The fucking fucked fuck stops here. Freedom for the freaks. Freedom for the freaks. Freedom for The Freaks!

If you want to join my revolution sassypants then hit me up on Facebook faggots

Facebook dot com slash johnny.neptune.94

Msg me the most wretched degenerate perverted pornography you can find !

NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN !

The most depraved post gets an autographed nude of my daughter !
(direct all fan art to her LOL @ kaitlin.neptune)

Get to it faggots

Dont fail big daddy

FREEDOM FOR THE Freaks !

>>34583922
i'm mentally stable and not fat at all. if you're in europe, i want to be your bf.

>>34584580
500 per month for rent? I make less then 8.75 an hour, and I live on my own. Is the healthcare absolutely necessary. There are sliding scale clinics. You make so little that you would be given exemption from penalties although that'll all be gone by the end of the year more then likely. You gotta' start putting money in the bank even if it means not eating as well or doing without life's pleasures.

>>34584587
For shame I must say. Man is dating his boss's daughter. Dude is off limits.

>>34584637
I don't wish for any anon to be skinned, male, female, or pup.

>>34584637
Why? For telling the truth? You just cant admit you are living life on easy mode, can you?

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>>34584472
then why are you saying it's a meme when you understand it

>>34584497
unless you have a tumor, i doubt it. chemical imbalances sure, but those can be helped easily as opposed to physical deformity.

>>34584605
okay. where do you live?

>>34584609
i'm in the US :(

>>34584637
That picture is originally edgy af

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>>34584667
read the comments in this thread you blue ribbon retard. men have as much a chance as ever to sleep with women as women do with men. your standards are just high as shit. pic related.

>>34584667
Before you speak too soon, do you want sex or a lifelong relationship? Secondly, have you ever had sex before?

>>34584637
WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS PICTURE SAVED

OH GOD LET IT BE FAKE

>>34584700
>Not a landwhale
Thats literaly it. Is it that too much to ask for? Aso look up the 80/20 rule. That's what dating as a man is like.

i hope my ban is gone

>>34584686
>Those can be helped easily
The point is that they exist, that doesn't mean he can fix them himself, that's what the Psychology field is for.

>>34584686
>okay. where do you live?

Scandinavia. So, not the US. Oh well, I'll get my butterface robot gf some other day.

>>34584686
Because it's not actually possible. If one could legitimately lower their standards they never would have to actually lower them in the first place because they already would have been attracted to uglier people. You can't make yourself like fatties like you can't make yourself gay, not without some kind of hypnosis or some shit which I'm not undertaking and fucking my brain over.

>>34584714
I would be happy with either, and no, i'm a KHHV

>tfw no attractive but mentally damaged fembot to use as live-in maid and sex toy

>>34584700
I'm too scared of rejection to initiate, which isn't an issue for women. Ugly girls don't approach me.

Cute chubby girl was leaving my therapists room yesterday. When I greeted her she smiled and greeted me back.

>tfw no mentally ill fembot gf

>>34584746
That makes it an issue. By saying you'd be happy with either, it implies your focus is simply on the physical and that's a huge red flag.

>>34584756
>tfw had one of these but it was a long-distance relationship and she could only stay with me for a month each time and eventually broke up with me because traveling got too expensive and neither of us wanted to move permanently

>>34583182
>tfw no bpd bestie
I'm a crazy girl I need crazy girl friends

>>34584782
Why? I just want a girl to love me, in any way, and sex is a way of expressing love.
Also none of these red flags matter because girls avoid me like the plague because of the way I look.

>>34584791
This is skinned puppy/ buying a watch anon
I'll be your unhinged gal pal

>>34583924
PLEASE BE IN

C H I C A G O
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>>34584791
I'm fine with girls posting here so long as they aren't Cluster B. You destroy everything you touch.

>>34584791
Surely and actual BPD sufferers would realize two BPDs can not coexist?

You'd tear each other apart.

>>34584790
That sounds like it would be ideal for me. She'd only be here part time. And I have money so travel expenses are no issue.

>>34584746
>I would be happy with either, and no, i'm a KHHV
are you a girl?

>>34584812
What about that is appealing to you?

Canada btw

>>34584791
In other words you're a horny slut with bpd?

>>34584817
Possibly true, dated a bpd boy and we did indeed tear eachother apart.
But I don't care, I crave the friendship of someone who understands
>>34584810
yes, yes you seem good, got an email???

>>34583404
Chad Thundedcock here. I suck a mean clit. I bet I could frazzle your mind in ways you've never experience, to the point tou'd try your hardest to never allow me to leave bed ever again :^)

>>34584825
No, i'm a guy. Girl KHHV are rarer than dodos.

>tfw /r9k/ really isn't for females but there's really nothing else out there

if there are any actual females in this thread, what other sites do you visit?

>>34584791
>tfw no psychopathic online bestie

>>34584863
>tfw I have 2 KHV girls on my Skype from /r9k/
>tfw 1 is really cute the other is average
>tfw I won't be able to un-virgin either of them

>>34584791
i'm not bpd but am probably at the opposite end of the crazy girl spectrum.
do you have discord or skype?

>>34584809
Sex is not love. That is a misconception. Two people who love each other can have sex obviously, but the two do not fall hand in hand. Love exists separate from sex. As far as how you look, I can't give advice on that given this is an anonymous message board.

>>34584868
Just go literaly anywhere else, you will be welcomes with open arms.

>>34584874
be my friend
>>34584831
i'm not a lesbian

>>34584878
opposite end?
i have skype, can i send it to you in a throwaway email?

>>34584848
are you that australian girl? i miss talking to you

>>34584881
I guess you are right, but I will never have one or the other, so it doesn't realy matter.

>>34584876
This, the last couple girls I added are KVs who live way too far away. One is 5/10 and the other is maybe 6.5.

>>34584848
Yeah, [email protected]

>>34584904
no, i'm not australian.

>>34584898
like unemotional assburg instead of emotionally charged bpbitch.
[email protected]

>>34584907
Most might recommend spending money on a prostitute (which I think is not really the best option), but don't count out your luck. Worse come to worse, you could consider hiring a professional stylist as a mentor. That's kind of hard to find outside the big cities, but they do exist.

>>34584904
>are you that australian girl? i miss talking to you

You talking about a vietnamese one?

>>34584910
I know how you feel. I've added both guys and girls, but noone lives near my slavic shithole of a country.

>>34584883
>literaly anywhere else
like where?

i don't care about being welcome here or not but so many of these topics are about relationships, sex or women and i couldn't care less about any of it. it doesn't have to be sites for females. there has to be some other place for random chatter but i know of nothing. maybe i need to find a hobby but that requires an attention span.

>>34584849
Chad Thunderclit maybe.

my crush is a boy I met on an MMO recently. He's nice, smart, funny, and seems to really like talking to me. Truth be told, though, I'm emotionally unstable as heck and I think this is my brain pulling the wool over my eyes. I probably won't like him as much as I do now in a couple of weeks. Besides, I won't and can't act on it. I need to Vulcan repress my emotions stat b4 they consume me

>>34583182
>THE 80/20 RULE IS TRUE DUDE
>"fem" ""BOT"" only wants turbochad that literally has sex more often than sleeps

>>34584955
lolcow
they have general chat boards

>>34584937
I just dont want to feel repulsive and unwanted anymore. A prostitute wont fix that. Also no stylist can fix a face like mine.

>>34583913
>He eventually asked me to hang out with him and we had sex.
t. totally not a roastie
Fuck of with your casual sex stories.

>>34584955
Go to tumblr or lolcow.

>>34584876
Where do they live? I'll deflower them. I can travel to anywhere in the world.

>Tfw everyone wants a gf
>Tfw I just want a qt to teach to write screenplays so we could do it together
>Tfw don't want anything romantic
>Tfw sex is also off the table
>Tfw don't even think love is real
I just want a writing/business partner, is that too much to ask?

>>34584884
I didn't ask if you're a lesbian. I asked if you're a horny slut. Because in my experience all bpd girls are.

>>34584997
One is US and one is UK.

I can travel anywhere I want as well, that's not the issue. The problem is that they're reserved for their own beta orbiters who decided to alpha up.

>>34584976
>lolcow
what is the chat usually like? i looked at that site once and i'm not sure i want to talk to people like that at all. maybe that sounds stupid considering that i'm here but it seems like a site made up of only bitches trying to one up each other. am i wrong?

>>34585004
Then why does it have to be a qt girl?

>>34585014
I got banned from lolcow for talking about how attractive Adam Lanza is

>>34584990
>Go to tumblr or lolcow.
i was asking females for a reason. stop giving me generic answers. tumblr isn't even a site for chatting or conversation.

>>34585014
Maleanon here.

Used to date someone who spent all day on lolcow. She was actually really nice, and definitely robot-tier. Just stay off the main board.

>>34584973
As a Chad I find this amusing. Fembots are massively insecure and will be happy to get any dick as validation.

>>34585014
>am i wrong?
No, that's precisely right. They all talk shit about each other behind each other's backs too. Basically the worst people in the universe.

>>34584978
Unless we are talking about a deformity, you'd be surprised the men who get laid. Men aren't ever attractive really. Things such as the way they dress, posture, and hair play far more into appearance then facial features. There's also the fact some people can't actually see themselves for how they truly look. I mean, people throw the term low self-esteem around, but some people really suffer from a sort of dysmorphic view of themselves.

When it comes to deformity, that's a bit harder unless you have money. You'd be surprised how many females have gone under the knife to fix their face. It's just not talked about. Lots of people who have the finances seek out such services, but I'd only say to consider that option if there is a deformity at play.

>>34584898
tried to add btw.

>>34585006
horny, but only for the person i love.
go away
>>34585014
just go take a look for yourself

>>34585015
Because qt girls know what qt girls want in romance and I'm writing a romance, plus I need help writing girl characters

Good night world and all you sweet princes and princesses. This thread became surprisingly popular in the end.

>>34585045
You will never be able to experience love because of bpd. No guy will stay with you for long. So might as well give up and embrace your inner slut.

>>34585026
are you the lanzaposter?

>>34585031
>>34585037
thanks for the information.

>>34585040
>Things such as the way they dress, posture, and hair play far more into appearance then facial features.
This sadly doesnt matter if people look at you like some hideous monster and not a human being. And I'm way too poor to consider plasic surgery.

>>34585064

I've been with my bf for 2.5 years monogamously now. Before that we had an open thing for like 3 years... He's dumped me a few times. I struggle to stay in the relationship. My bad impulses encourage me to do things that would destroy him all the time. It doesn;t help that until recently I didn't realize he didn't mean to stay monogamous with me permanently it's just something he wanted to do for a bit because circumstances and like now tho if i even suggested going back he'd probably just dump me and also i wouldn't ever feel safe when he's with other girls b/c first time in my life i ever been monogamous and he's been all mine for couple years now but like i wish i could explore my feelings for other people

>>34585085
Maybe. Is this the bumper?

>>34585096
You are being too vague. I mean... are we talking about severe acne (or at one time did you have severe acne), cleft lip, um, various things. Even being overweight can come into play. I'm genuinely asking if you could describe why you think you look like a monster.

>>34585064
>You will never be able to experience love because of bpd. No guy will stay with you for long.
both of those things are incorrect. go fufil your slut fetish elsewhere friend

>>34585124
>Is this the bumper?
unfortunately. how's it going?

>>34585128
Weak chin, disproportionate lips, asymetrical face. I would post a pic but I dont want to get laughed at again.

>>34585122
what the fuck none of this post even makes sense.
you want him to be monogamous with you but you don't want to tell him that because you don't want to get dumped, but you also don't want to be monogamous with him?
what

>>34585122
>BPD has to fight her slutty impulses on a daily basis

>>34585146
What's your current hair cut? Is a beard a possibility because that's in style right now. I mean, I've seen men find companionship having all those features. Worse case, it might require surgery so what are your options as far as a career, how old are you? Are you in college? What exact part of your face is asymmetrical. No need to post a picture. I wouldn't want you to put yourself in that situation because people are especially mean if they feel they can make a target of someone.

>>34583182

Why do fembots need these threads?

Just ask any guy you see to have sex with you, its not that hard.

>ask random guy for sex
>develop relationship with guy
>marry
>now you have a place to live, a loving husband, probably a few children on that way

You have nothing to be sad over, life is on easy mode for you

>>34585159

sorry

monogamy feels weird b/c i still develop feelings for people all the time and i have to bury them deep and feel guilty for having them

don't want to suggest we revert back to open thing because A) i'm afraid he'll dump me for even suggesting it b/c "where this coming from" and B) because after 1st time monogamy relationship i feel like now i will be a jealous and nervous GF and won't be able to handle him sleeping with other girls

>>34585166

this exactly.

>>34584686
Where in US??? I'm Central California and I want a butterface gf :(

>>34585122
How is your sex life? Are you both taking care of yourselves? Is anyone letting themselves go. I don't think open relationships are good because it is very hard for two people to ever work out monogamy in that situation. I don't want to bash on polyamorists, but that can be a can of worms.

>>34585180
i don't want sex though!!!
and i am not compatible with every male out there, and many of them i would not consider suitable (in their current state/mindset) father material.
i need to know them first!! sex later!!!

>>34585187
>>34585166
You're gross and the reason why people have weird perceptions of bpd people
stop being a slut if you're dating someone
Also if you want to be monogamous dump your slutty boyfriend, it's not fucking normal to sleep with other people when you're dating someone

>>34585180
That's a good formula to get pumped and dumped. It doesn't work like that. As someone who has seen failed marriages, a stable place to live is not for certain, loving husbands can quickly turn their colors, and children are extremely expensive and can really cause strain on relationships.

>>34585133.
Well, I'm tired right now, but I'm looking forward to a few things. Finally found someone who will visit Robbie's grave with me. Movie nights will be back on in March, by the way. How are you doing?

>>34585198

sex life is OK. Neither of us have much of a libido because we are both depressed people. When we have sex it's good and we both want to get eachother off. I also, obv as someone with BPD, have a lot of weird shit about sex and sometimes it's hard for me to enjoy. But he's v considerate. We just don't have it very often and he turns me down a lot when i try to initiate (usually cause he feels tired or gross or bad)

nobody's letting themselves go per se. I am busy with school and projects related to that and just trying to make that work. Need to get our own place soon. I seem to want it more than him tho. He doesn't seem to care either way always leaves that up to me but i dont want it to be just up to me b/c it's a decision that will affect our day to day. He has been on employment insurance for many months now and will get to stay on it until may. He doesn't do much lately. Just games and stuff which is good he deserves a break (worked at shitty difficult construction job for long time)

>>34585237
Can I visit Robbie's grave with you?

>>34585206

you know what fuck you. Many different shades. I just happen to be one of the shades that DOES have slutty impulses. Also it's just as normal to fuck multiple people as it is to choose to fuck only 1 person. You sound like a judgemental bitch. Would not fuck or friend

>>34584881
Okay, then explain this:
I can't sleep with sombody I don't love and I'm not in a relationship with.

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I have a creepshots of oneitis. He's the cutest guy I've ever seen. Too bad I'm socially stupid and a romantic relationship with him is impossible

>>34585199
What do you have to offer that other girls don't? Why should Chad want you as gf?

>>34585288
Just confess to be honest.
Tell him you have a crush on him and let him lead the rest.

If he rejects you, then there you go - it wasn't meant to be. You're probably too socially retarded to go for a long-running seduction run, so it's better to simply be up front about it and let him know so he can take charge, hopefully being less socially retarded than you are.

>>34585237
>Well, I'm tired right now, but I'm looking forward to a few things.
that's good to hear. is life/school going okay?
>Finally found someone who will visit Robbie's grave with me.
pretty cool. what do you plan on doing when you get there? is it close to you?
>Movie nights will be back on in March, by the way.
thanks for the info. what ever happened to that? it just kind of stopped.
>How are you doing?
just about the same as always but i am feeling slightly better than a few months ago. i'm trying to stay off the internet because it doesn't help but sometimes i get sucked in because i don't have much to do or much motivation to do anything.

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>>34585288
You're more courageous than me. I was too afraid he'd notice if I took photos of him, so I've been committing his face to memory and drawing him when I leave class. I wish I weren't like this.

>>34585276
this wasn't me by the way >>34585255

>>34585255
why do you want to visit robbie's grave?

>>34585245
Depression is a huge strain of relationships. Are you both receiving profession help to address this issue? If so and medication comes into play, it may be worthwhile to consider switching medications especially if either is on an older generation. I would directly address why he's feeling gross or bad, maybe consider shower sex if possible. Unfortunately, just as lack as sex can present a problem for a man, it can work in reverse. Do you ever masturbate? It might be worthwhile to hold out until both your life situations stabilize, don't make a decision yet with the stress of finding a new place especially if BPD is at play. Not having a stable job can really affect a man's libido and constant assurance that your view of his worth is not dependent on his employment is vital.

Men are much less likely to express their feelings, and this can manifest in things such as a lowered libido and a tendency to isolate. He deserves a break, but the break could very well be stressing him out. Save up for a place, he'd undoubtedly be stoked if you got one although if he's unable to assist, it could also be bumming him out.

>>34585258
>Also it's just as normal to fuck multiple people as it is to choose to fuck only 1 person.
does that make you happy? it's not something i understand.

>>34585268
Would you argue that other people sleep with those they do not love? People sleep with others they do not love all the time. I do not sleep with those I do not love, and that is protection. I'm sure you would agree that sex itself is not the basis of your love. It is only the icing on the cake.

>>34585337
Is that your art? That's good.

>>34585337
I think we're in love with the same guy

>>34585342

I can't get the psychotherapy I need because $$$, see a counselor sometimes (but should go more often), and don't like meds. He has never seen a counselor or anything like that, and is unwilling. Shoots the idea down any time I try to bring it up. Usually he's just too tired or something and hasn't showered and doesn't have the energy. We've been "looking" for a place for almost 2 years now. At first we were really gung-ho about it but the vacancy rate was so low and rent was so high and there was so much competition to get a lease... Now idk what it's like but I'm burning out. I don't know what he wants and I want or need for him to be excited about the move but it just seems to stress him out. I can't keep living in his dad's basement forever. But I feel like it would be the kiss of death if I move out on my own or if he comes with me and doesn't even want it. I masturbate sometimes.

He has money coming in but he's not saving or being smart with it or freaks out about not having enough it's... weird

>>34585357

no but nothing makes me happy. Sometimes exploring relationships with people is nice though.

>>34585187
This relationship just sounds like a dead end.

He's clearly not happy if he's dumped you repeatedly. You want to constantly cheat. He only went monogamous because he got bored. Neither of you sound very happy. My opinions are also colored by my ex. She has bpd, did shit like dumping me to see if I'd "fight to win her back". Eventually we broke up and like 3 months later she got married. Still not sure if she was cheating or just that crazy.

Honestly I just think you should consider splitting and seeing a therapist but hey that's just me.

>>34585337
>I was too afraid he'd notice if I took photos of him, so I've been committing his face to memory and drawing him when I leave class. I wish I weren't like this.
That's kinda creepy m8

>281 posts in 3 hours

I wish the rest of /r9k/ was this fast.

>>34585289
there will always be another girl who can offer most of what i can offer.
but if our life goals are quite similar and our behaviors are compatible, this is a good foundation. continuing after that it would be determined by what the "chad" (i don't want chad though!! the description of him makes him seem like a narcissist that would not be an ideal "family man") values. if he values someone who is more logically minded than emotionally minded, practical, honest, penitent, chaste, independent, dutiful, stoic, taciturn, curious, and dogged, then i may be of value to him. he will have to weigh those against my faults also though.

>>34585426
>no but nothing makes me happy.
i'm not trying to judge you but if you're not normal or healthy enough to be happy about anything then how can you say that having lots of sexual partners without love is normal? what if it's something harmful that is being normalized because so many people are unhappy these days and it's just another empty form of hedonic gratification?

>>34585493
Would you date someone from here, though?

The person you're describing sounds like a cyborg, not a robot or a chad. They exist around here.

>>34583828
>I want women to hit on me because I'm omega

What a pathetic manchildren generation.

>>34585493
>seem like a narcissist that would not be an ideal "family man"
This gal I know keeps saying she thinks I'd be great with kids, but also doesn't want kids apparently. Still trying to figure that one out.

>>34585329
I don't know what I'm doing. A bunch of girls in my dorm whom I've never spoken to started a rumor that I'm a witch and have been telling people not to talk to me, but I guess it doesn't matter because I didn't really talk to anyone here anyway.
We might leave flowers. Dunno, depends on the mood.
Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't have promised a consistent schedule. We watched one a few weeks ago, though it was one you mentioned you've seen. Really gives me an appreciation for Farley's devotion.
Yeah, I can see that this place generally wouldn't make you feel better. If you do decide to leave, you can always drop me an email.

>>34585339
Just realized, oops.

>>34585536
i am dating someone from here, yes.

i didn't describe anyone from here? unless you mean the "chad won't ever grow into a suitable long-term family type relationship".

>>34585552
she thinks you'd be great with kids, but she doesn't want kids. that's it. (most women do actually want kids though, they just don't acknowledge it/deny it enough to believe they don't.)

>>34585426
>>34585426
There's the option of relocation, but that is a huge risk. Two states in the United States have mental health safety net programs to my knowledge. It's important to ask if for some reason he would prefer to stay at his father's house especially if his father is in poor health or elderly. It's also fruitless to move out just to pay higher costs; that could be on the back of his mind. Don't pressure him for answers, but definitely keep asking the occasional question, implore if he's found any job contacts, and if the relationship is worth it, ask him if he would prefer you two to continue to live at his father's. I mention masturbation just to handle the lack of intimacy. I'm aware it is not the same, but it's definitely something.

I mean, he could be spending it on things in the attempt to make himself happy. As far as freaking about not having enough, that could play into the move. It may be upsetting him to not be able to contribute. The move might not be the best option right now. I realize many joke about being "cucked", but my grandmother would say this is a situation he might feel "cucked". I mean, it could definitely hurt his self esteem. Assure him you are happy because if he cares deeply for you at this point, he can sense if things are going awry.

The worst case scenario is he wants out, but is afraid of upsetting you given your condition, but I would not jump to this conclusion. The thing about relationship with depressed people is if you cannot handle them at their worst, you don't deserve them at their best. A sacrifice in that sort of relationship is dealing with on and off periods, sometimes lasting considerable time, of depression. In that case, you can only be there.

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Fuck relationships. Waste of time and money.

Females and males alike put so much effort into this pointless stuff. Look at this thread and all the females that are rolling in their self-induced emotional misery. Stop caring about men in a romantic way and you will solve your problems.

I have entirely dropped dating and relationships entirely as a biological female and use the time and money to further my hobbies and career. I will soon be entirely self sustaining, living on my own with minimal contact with people outside of The Wired.

If there is one thing I can earnestly say to females in this thread, it's that once you can overcome your emotional needs and romantic ties to males, you will fully take control of your life.

>mfw all the guys either beta orbit around the attention seekers by being "the nice guy" or lash out and say all women are shallow sluts, even though all men are shallow sluts as well. Really makes ya think.

>>34585428
>that's kinda creepy m8

:(

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>>34585624
It's almost as if everyone is reading from a script it all seems so planned out and familiar. Do people actually exist?

>>34585626
Yes but i for one am tired of never doing what i want. Mate

>>34585493
No matter what they offer, they are not you. Everybody has something they offer that another person cannot. That's the beauty of the world. They have things they can offer that you cannot, and you can offer things they cannot. People are complex and it is unwise to see the world of relationships as some sort of marketplace. It's more like a trading post.

>>34585199
>and many of them i would not consider suitable (in their current state/mindset) father material.
>>34585493
>the description of him makes him seem like a narcissist that would not be an ideal "family man"

God it's so nice to hear women talk about liking qualities that make men a good father.

>>34585178
Sorry for the late reply, I was in class. Im 18 so there is no way i can get enough money for surgery, not to mention.how badly my parents would react if I ever did that.

>>34585635
You feel the world as a whole is speaking from a script?

>>34585662
Not that dude but yeah who else

>>34585258
>Also it's just as normal to fuck multiple people
Not him, but gross.

>>34585646
that's why i said "most" and went on to say it really depends on what the other person individually values, and which of the valuable traits are MOST valuable, and how that weighs against my flaws and just how bad those flaws are in their eyes.

>>34585652
a dad man is a nice adult man who will be dumb and dorky with me forever!!!! not a predatory teenage boy-man full of lust and eternally seeking excitement and peer validation!!!

>>34585014
In other words
>I wouldn't be the centre of attention there because its a website filled with annoying bitches like myself

>>34585626
Am I wrong though? How would you feel if some guy kept taking pictures of you when you werent looking, or sketching you if he couldnt get away with it. Especially if you wanted nothing to do with him.

>>34585571
>she thinks you'd be great with kids, but she doesn't want kids. that's it
Sure but why keep bringing it up though? She mentions something like that every time we hang out with a mutual friend who has a baby she brings everywhere. Just strikes me as odd but hey maybe I'm just retarded and reading too much into things.

>>34585374
It's more than just the icing on the cake.
Hence why sexless relationships never work, unless it between "asexuals".

>>34585662
Seems that way.

>>34585677
>taking pictures of you when you weren't looking
I've never taken pictures of him.
>or sketching you
I don't do it in front of him :/
>especially if you wanted nothing to do with him
That's an unfair judgment. I've never spoken to him so I doubt he has that opinion. I never said I wasn't creepy, because I know it is. But he doesn't know about it, so I figure there's no harm done. Also, I didn't come here to get bullied by normies

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>>34585717
Haha look at this toastie roastie doing damage control!

>>34585567
>A bunch of girls in my dorm whom I've never spoken to started a rumor that I'm a witch and have been telling people not to talk to me
haha sometimes it's unbelievable how idiotic people are. come on lanzaposter, take advantage and start acting witchy so you can make them do your bidding. just not TOO witchy so that they burn you at the stake or throw you in a lake to see if you sink.

(i hope you don't let stuff like that get you down.)

>We might leave flowers. Dunno, depends on the mood.
it sounds like it would be fun to go on a trip with someone who even knows who he is. flowers would be a nice gesture. what state is he buried in?

>Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't have promised a consistent schedule. We watched one a few weeks ago, though it was one you mentioned you've seen. Really gives me an appreciation for Farley's devotion.
it's no problem. too bad i missed it. it would have been fun. farley seemed like an actual psychopath if the portrayal of his personality was accurate (i heard that it was from somewhere...). what night of the week/time are you thinking of doing it when you start?

>Yeah, I can see that this place generally wouldn't make you feel better. If you do decide to leave, you can always drop me an email.
still trying to get out but this place has a gravitational pull that's hard to escape. i think the problem is sitting in front of my computer all the time more than /r9k/ specifically. at least i have been working at doing other stuff.

how's your lanza interest going?
i saw this post in the archives. not sure if it was you but it said that this was on lanza's playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFpsdsvTNLQ
do you know where that info came from? was it on the archive from the fuckcomments youtube account?

>>34585660
You are very young. Even with your features, still give your dress and your hair a chance to improve if you have not focused on such a thing. If you have say... lower standards, that can actually be tricky. It's actually very hard to get two people with esteem issues resulting from physical appearance together. Many girls who don't feel attractive are very unlikely to show a man that they have interest in them even if that interest is considerable. However, I've seen men with all those features described end up with surprisingly good looking women. Dressing nice, hygiene, and having good hair is important. Don't let it fall by the wayside just because of how you feel about yourself. Also, as you get older, you'll find people care less and less about such things. High schools can be shallow cesspools. Hair is important because it can bring balance to uneven features. And one day in the future, worse comes to worse, you could afford it one day. Parents will love you anyways, and besides, you were born, do you have your parent's features?

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>>34585717
>I've never taken pictures of him.
By your own admission only because you're afraid of being caught. I'm going to go on a limb and assume you would if you thought you were safe.

> I've never spoken to him so I doubt he has that opinion.
Sure. But if he had an inkling of what you were doing I think it's a safe bet.

>Also, I didn't come here to get bullied by normies
Pointing out your behavior is unhealthy is not bullying. All this is doing is setting you up for pain, because you won't ask him out and this prevents you from moving on.

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>>34583543
Just like me, I just want to constantly fuck girls

>>34585666
Satanic trips.
So you yourself don't feel that the world is a script. I'm only making sure because when age and gender is taken into account, that's a delusion that isn't all to uncommon. It isn't serious, but if it worsens, that needs to be addressed. To whoever is feeling that way. It could be the sign of something severe.

>>34585748
I got the worst features from my dad and the worst features from my mom.
I just dont see why any girl would be with me while there are so many men around who are just objectively better than me in every way.

>>34585716
See the post at...
>>34585791
For further information.

>>34585777
>all this is doing is setting you up for pain, because you won't ask him out and this prevents you from moving on

I wish you were wrong but I only signed up for this class I don't need so I could keep seeing him because he's been here the entire time I've been at school and it's like a constant in my life now

>>34583853
Yeah fuck that, all ur good for is having a dick inside out of you, def not showcasing a butter face to my boys lmao

>>34584001
>what's the explanation for this?
He's a genetically superior male, he's above your league and he's unobtainable for you.
The combination of these three things is what is known to women as the "butterflies in your stomach" feeling.

>>34585677
If they were sketching, I personally would not feel threatened. As far as photographs, people do the equivalent stalking people's social media although that does take it to another level, a photograph as opposed to a sketch.

>>34585701
Answer the question, "Do people have recreational sex with those they do not love?" If you can answer 'yes', then you already have your answer to explain why sex is not love.

It is normal to want to have sex with those we love, but certainly if you grew old and they developed erectile dysfunction or some other medical oddity that prohibited sex, you would still love them.

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>>34585811
>I wish you were wrong
Everything I say is right.

Seriously, reduce contact as much as possible, hang out with friends or family or whatever if you have any bonds like that, and keep yourself busy with something constructive. I'm sorry to say but wallowing in a puddle of your own piss is just about the worst way to get over a oneitis. Or you could just take the plunge and ask him out.

>>34585743
Nebraska. It's funny that you heard it was accurate, because Adam applauded the movie for its attention to detail except at capturing Farley's personality. Adam wanted him to be creepier. I guess he was pretty psychopathic. I'm not really sure what his end game was though. It's almost bizarre that he didn't kill himself.
Either Fridays or Saturdays, around 9-10. Do you have a preference?
I wish I had time to go through some archives I've been meaning to scour, but I've been very busy with things recently. Yeah, that was me. He had a playlist just of the songs from that album. You catch on quick. It was from the archive of his fuckcomments channel.

>>34585799
Addressing the issue is out of the scope of a anonymous message board. Physicality can be addressed, but emotional wounds need a more direct approach that I cannot provide. Consider the advice I have given you outside surgical means. The outcome of trying such suggestions could not end up worse. You only see those men through a faulty lens. You cannot see what flaw they may possible possess. Much of what you feel is false attributes that possibly are non-existent as you do not know these men that you see every day. You may know your acquaintances and friends, you do not know every man. If it ever becomes an issue that makes you sincerely question your existence/life, please seek therapy as opposed to the alternative in hopes that a professional can address esteem issues.

>>34585847
No, I think I'll just keep figuring out what classes he's taking and signing up for them. I don't care if its "unhealthy." It makes me happy.

>>34585672
>a dad man is a nice adult man who will be dumb and dorky with me forever!!!! not a predatory teenage boy-man full of lust and eternally seeking excitement and peer validation!!!

And have kids with you, right?

>>34585891
I appreciate your advice, I really do. But this has nothing to do with perception, they are just all better then me. No matter how much I try to better myself, I'm just playing catch-up.

i wish females would stay off this board :'(((

>>34585912
It closes you off to someone that might actually return your feelings though. It's like a drug, it feels good in the short term but it destroys future prospects.

>>34585672
These are the things out of our control. You know exactly what you can offer, and not a single person in the world is your duplicate. It is your decision if you wish to settle (or better yet, take a chance), or if you wish to hold out in hopes of landing something grand. Do understand that this may mean your satisfaction may not even be in the near future.

Also, people are real, and they aren't all named Chad. We are talking millions of potential personalities that you may meet in a lifetime. Although if you want children, understand you may have to take a chance sooner rather then later. Everyone will come with flaws, even "Chad".

>>34585925
They should only be allowed here if they marry a robot.

>>34585951
no, if that happens then both should go

>>34585844
What applies to other people doesn't apply to everyone.

Sure, but you are talking about a) old people b) "can't" instead of "won't".

>>34585924
As much as you play catch-up, others will fall behind. Everyone has their trials. I do sincerely hope life improves with time.

>>34585883
>It's funny that you heard it was accurate, because Adam applauded the movie for its attention to detail except at capturing Farley's personality.
(i was actually trying to make a bad joke about adam saying that. >implying that i talk to anyone about anything and don't get my movie recommendations from a dead mass murderer.)

>Adam wanted him to be creepier. I guess he was pretty psychopathic. I'm not really sure what his end game was though. It's almost bizarre that he didn't kill himself.
yeah, he complained about the actor being too qt, if i remember correctly. i think the guy's end game was just revenge against the company and the woman he was stalking and a nice little chance to feel in charge. i don't know why he wouldn't kill himself to avoid jail but i think he may have enjoyed seeing the aftermath because he really was a psychopath.

>Either Fridays or Saturdays, around 9-10. Do you have a preference?
no real preference. i just wanted to know when to keep an eye out. by the way, central time?

>He had a playlist just of the songs from that album. You catch on quick. It was from the archive of his fuckcomments channel.
yeah, i thought i remembered seeing some strange metal (or whatever genre that is haha) song on the archived user page but i didn't save it. do you have the link to that playlist handy? do you definitely think it was lanza? i'm still not sure.

are there any other playlists that you're aware of?

have there been any new lanza finds recently? you must promise to share here if you ever find something yourself.

>>34585983
That doesn't mean sex equals love outside some only have sex with those they love. Sex is part of a healthy relationship. That's not what relationships are based off of though, if they are, those relationships are truly doomed to always fail

>>34585919
if we're in a position to give them a good life, yes. otherwise we can at least encourage each other to do well with the same qualities that would lead someone to be encouraging and understanding towards children, and try to assimilate to some community to have some form of positive "output" or purpose.
ideally tho, yeah, kids, cus then i can play hide and seek with him and the kids and it will be totally normalized and happen frequently.

>>34585988
I doubt it, I really hope so.

>>34585949
i'm not really understanding what you're trying to get at here? especially with the "no one is your duplicate" when i already clarified "most".

i also already said i "took a chance" with someone from here. i'm pretty satisfied with the direction he is going. his initial traits flagged for what i value, and he continues to expand on those traits to evolve in a way that follows how what i value evolves. my only issue with him i can think of comes more from my own problems with having some difficulty understanding/communicating with people, especially verbally.

>>34586052
Meant to say but I really hope so. I'm a bit tired, sorry.