>tfw will never be a lazy milky breeding cow NEET for some

>tfw not a female and can't live my whole life getting paid for getting fucked and milked 40 minutes a day

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He would have to be cute and kind and love me. If I'm not a beloved prize cow it ain't worth it.

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cancer for cancer m90

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>tfw not a thicc scatterbrained ditzy cow girl whose only pleasures in life are eating, getting milked, and being bred

>>34583328
jesus god fuck that sounds like me on a good day

>>34583328
isn't it such a comfy sounding existence?

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>>34583390
Depends who's doing the milking. Could you fap to Shrek milking some girl's titties?

>>34583328
>hello darkness my old friend
>I've come to be original again

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>>34583328
I wish I had a girl like this. I want to come home to a chubby, big-titted NEETcow to milk and fuck.

>>34583546
What do you have to offer women? Why should a chubby, big-titted NEETcow choose you?

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>>34583705
Intersecting fetishes and kinky sex? I already have a girlfriend, I'm just voicing my own fetishes and desires here. Take it easy before you go on a "why do u deserve a gf" rant.

>>34583008
Hello IOWA :^)

>>34584888
who is iowa

I don't live in iowa but I can move there if you've got the science to turn me into a titcow

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>>34584930
NorCal bro here. I have a lactation fetish and fucking love this stuff.

you'll never even be female

>>34584930
Whoops, wrong anon

This is one of my fetishes. And unlike the NEET robots here, I could actually afford it.

But I bet OP lives in the US. What a shame.

>>34583705
Not that guy, but I can offer:

>secure home, food, with high living standards
>reasonable allowance and free time
>paid travel expenses to go back and forth between me and her home occasionally

>ywn be a dominant titcow that makes robots nervous and forces them to suck from your titties like a baby

>>34585452
>>ywn be a dominant titcow that makes robots nervous and forces them to suck from your titties like a baby
Why never? I hate you for making me imagine that and then saying "never."

>>34583705
>Why should a chubby, big-titted NEETcow choose you?
I like to imagine I'm a pretty decent guy considering people seem to come to me for life advice all the time. I'm excelling in college and will be inheriting some good investments, so I'm not too worried about my future even if I've started late.

Downsides? I'm really bad at communicating my feelings and can be extremely arrogant/headstrong. Also have some chronic pain from a back injury so I'm not very active.

>>34583748
Frollo x Esmeralda otp

>>34583008
pre cumming is close enough, try that

>>34585452
I can offer you a position of submissive titcow instead. Good enough? Provided you are and were born female.

>>34583705
>why should a lazy, fat NEET woman choose you?

>"What do you have to offer?"
Truly this post was made by a pretty little princess

>>34586014
But anon, why should we fembots expect anything lower than chad? Now you're just being silly :3

>>34583008
>not drawing it so the vanilla scoop is the one that falls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34583403
>built fat tower mode manly af but still a nice guy
I think we would all want to get milked by shrek

>>34586050
Chad here. I could use a fembot titcow sex toy that I'll pump and dump after a while. Interested?

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>>34586096
>not wanting to be shrek yourself

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Boys can be milked too!

>>34586114
Only if you aren't a <7' manlet or a 15" dicklet.
And a seven figure salary is probably self explanatory :3 ;)

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>tfw no cowgirl gf (male), to milk his prostate with my dick and then drink a jar full of his cum and maybe kiss him afterwards, so that he can get a taste of it too

>>34586153
Aren't a what? And you're in no position to make demands. I make 6 figures and that's more than enough to keep you fed and milked.

>>34586448
Well, you don't deserve me then, looser.
;D :3 :X XD :b
Jesus Christ I hate fembot posting

>>34586474
Indeed I don't deserve a titcow fembot. I'll just have to accept I will only fuck titcow stacies for the rest of my life.

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>>34583008
Well there's New wank material, fuck :/

>>34583008
Try living out your fantasies on secondlife.

>>34583546
I have that without lactation.