>Be 15
>Had an older goth chick (about 21-22) who was into anal play
>Still a virgin
>Go to her house
>Makeout and fondle
>She guides me along the way
>Pulls out anal beads
>Was instructed to just put it in
>Was told to put lube on it
>Didn't realize this means put lube on the whole thing
>Mfw I only put lube on the first bead
>She moans while I insert like 8-9 beads into her ass
>I'm still confused ass to what this is supposed to do
>She says "Now pull it out"
>Being the kid me, I didn't know she meant slowly and sexually
>Mfw I pull it out like a lawnmower
>Bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking
>Blood and feces everywhere
>She starts freaking out, telling me to get the fuck out of her house
>I run out across the neighborhood in my boxers
>I cried at home
>Be 15
Nigga enjoy your ban.
>>34580269
Oh boy this is a keeper
/r/funnychan will love this OC, brah, thanks
RIPPPPP COOOOOOOOOORRRRD
>>34580301
No this happened 4 years ago
>>34580326
>Also got chick
Gtfo Norman
>>34580269
Fucking reposter, how much of a scum can you even be.
>>34580357
>Scum
>r9k
:^I
Nice meme friend. I see that your time on le reddit has made you a quality memer