>you see your waifu wearing yoga pants >everyone can see

>>34576727
>tfw no 3D waifu crush
i can't even relate it's a good feel tbhh.

>My gf wears yoga pants
>Everyone can see her butt as we walk with my arm around her
>I know that I'm the only one that has ever fucked her in anyway

Quit being a beta bitch that becomes fixated on used goods

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>>34576727
>3D women
Anon you have made a mistake.

I wear that shit because I'm taking a yoga class.

>>34576762
Everyone knows "yoga" is just code for "new positions to take Chad' cock in"

Everyone knows yoga pants are just something you use so you can look for Chads

>>34576762
Sure you are. Get the fuck out you attention seeking disgusting whore roastie slut

>>34576787
Enjoy your chronic joint pain, dum-dum.
Did you know that drinking enough water to be hydrated is only so your mouth/anus/vagina will be properly lubricated for Chad?
Remember to avoid more than a few ounces of water a day to dispel the dread spectre of Chad dong.

>>34576762
Then change at the yoga place. Fucking roastie.

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>>34576754
Get the fuck out of my board.
RRREEEEEEEEEEE

Originalis

>>34576756
why aren't collars mandatory apparel for cute thinn girls

>>34576832
>Enjoy your chronic joint pain, dum-dum.
>Did you know that drinking enough water to be hydrated is only so your mouth/anus/vagina will be properly lubricated for Chad?
>Remember to avoid more than a few ounces of water a day to dispel the dread spectre of Chad dong.
Non sequitur.

None of that refuted or addressed the truths I posted