If you woke up and vaginas had just started growing on surfaces

>>34576294
Consider? Perhaps, but I'd never follow through. You can't trust something that spontaneous.

>>34576294
Yes, but not without making 100% sure that it's not actually something that's gonna bite my dick off.

>>34576294
>tfw computer stops working when vagina grows into the CPU

>>34577358
Computer used for fapping, no longer relevent

>>34576294
I just don't find vaginas inherently sexy. Am I an immature beta?

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>>34576294
yeah no
chances are it's some alien with her tentacles messing with your brain
resist it and you shall see the truth
if not then this smug cunt waits for you.

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Only the aesthetic ones.

>fuck vagina
>fuck another vagina
>another one
>another one
>damn this feels good
>wake up next day
>I'm a vagina

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These responses should have been expected.

/r9k/ knows not to trust vaginas.

>>34577358
what if your computer whirred back on as soon as you touched its vagina? Would you fiddle with it enough to keep it aroused if it kept your machine functional?

>>34576294
Probably, yeah. Let me ask a question on a similar theme...

>If you woke up and every vagina on earth had been replaced by a smooth are of skin, would you seek out, and spend time with, women?

>>34577766
What would happen to women who were already pregnant?