How do I stop hating myself for being a female, /r9k/? I hate

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How do I stop hating myself for being a female, /r9k/?

I hate absolutely everything about women. I hate how pathetic and weak they are. I hate how they have literal mental breakdowns whenever things don't go their way. I hate how they're so obsessed with concepts like love, but aren't actually capable of loving. I hate how petty they are, how they get so bitchy because they can't handle bantz. I hate how they always play games and pretend they don't like someone they like, and how every single one says that she isn't shallow even though she actually is. I hate how they pretend that they're strong and independent but are literally incapable of taking care of themselves. I hate how every single one of these "strong" women is actually just a bitchy twat, because being bitchy to other people with no consequences is what they think strong and independent people do. I hate how they can talk for hours about some dumb shit like hair or makeup. I hate how they try to be even more pathetic than they really are by acting vulnerable on purpose.

I do actually try not to be like the other girls (yes, unironically), but the fact that no matter what I do I will always be one of them makes me really hate myself. Should I just an hero?