>prank my sister by pushing her into the pool >She instinctively

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>>34573950
You're a piece of shit, kill yourself to make it right.

Why do you deserve forgiveness? You fucked someone up for life because of stupid childish idiocy

>>34573969
it was just a prank, retard. calm the fuck down.

Just a prank lol

>>34573950
Everyone makes mistakes anon, its not your fault and you can't let this way you down. That doesn't mean you dont need to learn from it though. Have you considered having a confession, even if your not religious people find it very therapeutic, maybe talk to a counselor?

>>34573950
>She instinctively gets into a diving position
This is clearly HER fault, anon.

Is she permanently damaged or anything?

>>34573976
She did the exact same prank to me earlier that day. The only difference was that she got crippled in a once-in-a-trillion freak occurance.

>>34574056
>implying pool-related accidents never happen

Pools are one of the most dangerous hazards in the home. You're more likely to be killed by a pool in the house than a gun.

Broke her neck?
Damb.

Almost as bad as the babysitter.

>>34573950
>current year
>pushing someone into a pool
people have their phones on them constantly

>>34574081
Ok? Still don't believe OP's story

>>34573950
was she paralyzed?
if no, then just accept that it was a freak accident and learn from your mistake
if yes, well you're fucked and only her death will free your soul

>>34574181
well it could be an outground pool with its own deck
that's what I had and we would do wrestling moves off of it into the pool

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>>34573950
You posted this same thing on /sci/ didn't you? If you really are going to find a way to help her posting on /r9k/ isn't going to be it. You've actually gone down a level considering you're now posting in a much more retarded board.

Anyone if she forgives you and it was an accident then there isn't much else you can do. Hopefully, you'll be able to forgive yourself eventually as time goes on, if not then you should get psychological help.

>>34574362
We're not retarded, fuck off

>>34574362
Confirmed for fake then. Disappointing and OP should be ashamed of himself.

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>>34574383
But we are. If we weren't then we would've all killed ourselves already.

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>>34574362
Anon, if you listen to the IQ threads, there literally isn't a smarter board in existence than /r9k/. They probably have the highest (self-reported) mean IQ on the planet, it has to be at least 160.

If anyone can give him solace, surely it's one of us geniuses. The fucking mouthbreathers at /sci/ could never hope to match our collective (self-claimed) genius.

>>34574260
Yeah, she's paralyzed but not completely. She can't move her legs but she canove her arms a little. She can't really use her hands but can move her arms around if she puts a lot of effort into it.

>>34574434
>Smart people can be robots

Fuck off. Brainlets only.

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>>34574441
It's not all bad, anon.

Do you know this particular Fox News jew? He's a quadriplegic after an accident involving a swimming pool when he was 20 or so, and he went on to do great things. If your sister tries real hard, she might be able to be a conservative Jew on Fox News every night, looking like Dracula.

Plus, a lot of the weirdos on this very board are super into crippled girls. People are into that. So to speak, she lost a lot of her dating pool, but found a shallower, more devoted one elsewhere.

>>34574441
Is ahe fuckable? Lol its not like she can fight back. Anyh9w you should prob KYS I mean shes a cripple and you did it.

>>34574260

Yeah, she's paralyzed, but they can fix that shit now, right?

Funny thing is that she was going to be a neurosurgeon.

She went to college on a gymnastics scholarship though (was an alertnate for the Rio Olympic Games), so she could've fucked up and crippled herself anytime, right?

Anyhow, it is what it is for her, talking about me now. I just want this to fuck up my life anymore than it has already.

I had a similar experience to a lesser extent. I hurt my bros leg when we were wrestling as kids. He's always walked and run different since. He still leads a normal life it's just he was never good at athletics because of it. Took a long time for me to get where I am. Sometimes when I look at him I'll get reminded of it randomly and feel like shit. All ya can do is try to move on from it and be the best bro you can be from this point on. if your spending all your time in self pity then you'll never have time to invest in your relationship with her

>>34574637
You fucking retard. Stop trying to steal my thread. You're clearly very bad at writing bait on top of it. You probably think you're smart but by the quality of this bait you just overestimate your intelligence.

>>34574637
>>34574725
>>34574441
>>34574441

Wait so who's the fucking real OP??

>>34574770
For all I know, you could be OP

maybe giving her the D will cure her
you never know