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>be me in class
>someone sneezes
>9/10 cute girl 2 seats beside me says 'bless you'
>desperately try to will myself to sneeze
>cant do it
>quietly grind mechanical pencil lead into dust
>only 1 person notices
>try to discretely sniff them
>qt turns and looks directly at me
>massive snort out of panic
>end up furiously coughing for a minute
>half of the class is wondering what the fuck happened to me
>manage squeeze out a pathetic sneeze towards the end
>qt doesn't say bless you
Do you think she saw what I was doing? What could I have done differently? All I want is just ONE attractive girl to acknowledge my existence.
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>>34573785
>What could I have done differently?
Not been retarded
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>>34573785
Sniff her seat senpai I do thia when ever I can
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>>34573785
That was the dumbest thing you can do anon
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>>34573785
What a fucking sperg.
Origanal
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>>34573785
>snorting lead
Thats very roman of you
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I try really hard all the time to not be rude but you're seriously too autistic. What the fuck is going on inside your head to even consider that a good idea. What the fuck man. I can understand you may not be able to be a fully functional human being but being this retarded is outlandish.
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>>34573785
She saw you dude. I recommend switching seats permanently if possible
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>>34573968
>I try really hard all the time to not be rude
>but you're seriously too autistic. What the fuck is going on inside your head to even consider that a good idea. What the fuck man. I can understand you may not be able to be a fully functional human being but being this retarded is outlandish.
clearly not -all- the time
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>>34573984
I try all the time. Sometimes I fail.
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She did acknowledge you.
Now to her you are that autistic guy who snorted lead
Congrats
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>>34573968
are u pirate?
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>>34574030
If this is about the scurvy, it's not what you think, I can explain
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>>34573785
>>34573929
>>34574025
>lead
It's graphite you retards
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>>34573785
severe autism/10
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>>34573968
How else am i supposed to get attention? No stranger has ever looked at me with anything other than disgust in their eyes. Everything feels outside of my power.
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>>34573973
If I had friends I'd get the notes from them but I don't have any in this class. Not sure if I should sit at the very front or back.
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>>34573785
>i see qt
>decide to snort lead powder
>y she no notice me???
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