>open your gf's computer >find this picture on

>>34569706
save it on my storage and delete it from her computer

wake up and go to work

Fap to it originally

>>34569706
I'd be wondering why she is fantasizing about someone with a smaller dick than me and then start to think that maybe size doesn't matter after all.

>>34569706
she must have good photoshop skills to make him white

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>Open gf's computer
>Find this
Who

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>interracial sex scene comes on
>gf bites her lip

>>34569706
ask her to sauce me

>>34569791
you gotta be joking

>>34569706
furiously masturbate
originale

>>34569706
nuke her hard drive and run into the sunset

>>34569706

Indifference because I know that size doesn't matter.

>>34569706
Break up. What the fuck else could you possibly do?

>>34570029
>break up for having porn on her pc

Or is the idea here that this isn't from the internet?

>>34570205
No, I'd break up because if she's saving porn of guys with bigger dicks than me I've already blown it and there's no point in sticking around.

>>34569706
that's a good shoop

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>>34569791
>interracial sex scene comes on
>gf bites lip
>we're an interracial couple

>>34570432
>shoop
Sure anon, whatever makes you feel better.

>>34570509
you can literally see the wall bending with his dick

>>34570558
I don't see anything. Sounds like fake news desu.

>>34569744
Underrated post

Originally posted on your computer

>>>/hm/1468399

>be sad that she goes on tumblr for porn
the porn there is shit

>>34569706

Delete it, I obviously saved it in error.

Make fun of her for having something saved to her desktop.

>>34570362
You don't save porn of women with better asses or tits than your gf?

>>34571132
No, why would I save porn? Is this 1998? Also, what gf?

>>34569706
>Implying that i have girlfriend

Do you want make me sad again, forcing me to think about this again anon?

>>34571320
I literally jack off to slide shows of porn images I have saved on my hard drive.

Why is this "outdated"? I get to pick all the stuff I like and it's always there waiting for me.

Photoshop chad to have green skin and wear a trump shirt.

Tell her I made her porn better.

>>34569706
Shout at her for saving pictures of me without permission

>>34571320
Porn plebeian and insecure dicklet detected

>>34569706
>your gf
trick question

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>>34569706
wtf why would i ever want a gf

>>34571666
Right back 'atcha, Satan.