>hey son, we noticed you're always alone in your room

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>>34569316
*pulls dad to the side*
*whispers*
>She doesn't have a...you know...does she?

>>34569516
vagina? no son, she has a penis just like you wanted

>>34569516

A boyfriend? Of course not my dear boy!!

I WISH my parents were cool enough to set me up with girls.

>>34569529
*shouts*
>Fuck you, dad ! I'm not gay ! How many times do I have to say that before you guys believe me ?!
*shoves dad aside and storms to my room*
*trap loli starts crying*

>>34569599
mine do this literally ALL the time
why do they not understand that I do NOT want a gf
some of us just want to be left alone in this gay ass world

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I'll make sure to take good care of this lovely young lady.

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>>34569316
I WISH someone would set me up with Koma-chan. If only I could ever be so lucky.

>>34569621
I imagined all of this happening as the son is 30 years old and the parents are in their 50s.

Also the mom quietly sobbing while the father comforts her./

>>34569316
Dad are you FBI?

>>34569830
Pretty sure "the gay ass world" requires a male companion.

>>34569516
A hymen?
Anon, she's 10, how naive are you?

>>34569316
thats illegal mom

>>34570898
right, I mean most girls lose it in pre-school these days.

>>34570640
Are you saying I can't be 30 and storm into my room ? FUCK YOU you're not even my real dad !

>"Thank you"

Origami Blocks

She is what 14? Just inside my strike zone yay

>>34571051
>She is what 14?


TEN !!!

Don't ruin this for me

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Listen you tiny, tight little assholes reading this thread


im the CHAD of the pedophiel world


im physically big, socially big, penisally big, not just big in those areas BUT big in the MIND

all girls? fucked by me, young ones, down to 2 even. no competition? im too good look. girls love mine so much....


in other word, sorry for all of you'll loses.

>>34571109
>tight little assholes

I thought loose assholes were only a metaphor for life-experience for homosexuals

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>>34569316
H-hi I'm a-anon. Do you l-like anime?

>>34569316
if i wuz ur papa, after giving u dat spiel, i'd has a blowup doll in gstring waiting 4u at top of the stairs

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>>34571109
You are an great inspire.

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>tfw you will never be a landed nobles son in some small, inconsequential part of Europe
>some other random noble will never marry off his 8 year old daughter to you because he considers her worthless
>tfw no loli wife to cuddle with in your comfy tower