ITT: The one thing you'd want your girlfriend to say

>>34569277
"wow, anon, you really did your best today, that's all that matters to me, you're really great"

>>34569277
"You're a really stimulating person, anon; I feel alive when I'm with you. Over time, you always know how to keep that fire in me going, that's why I want to stay with you."

"I hate you."

Negative validation is the only thing I crave. I want people to hate me as much as I hate myself, but they never seem to.

"I don't go outside or talk to other boys"

>>34569277
I miss you
I need you
and now I wonder...
If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?

>>34569332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dllIKNw2Dt
>>34569831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rFoD3ZOxeb
>>34569861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vFzB0w7RLA
>>34569874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xOh1b8RJHY

>>34569277
"I don't think this will work"


>actually getting emotionally invested in someone and increasing your potential 10 fold on getting ruined

I expected better from robots.

I'm ovulating, want to have unprotected sex?

>>34569277
I love you with all my heart and I never want to leave you. You are the best person it the world and I want to live with you forever.

>>34569277
"I love you"

this post was not originally original

>>34569940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R25Gc5CanN
>>34569985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g0xAVabBDw

>>34569277
"I hate being photographed"

Won't have to deal with selfies, constant group photos, she'll probably want a small family-only wedding, etc.

"let's leave everything behind and start a new life some place else."

>>34569277
i swear to god that if you ever cheat on me i will kill you and then myself.

>>34569984

You said "I hate you" wrong. I want it to be genuinely hateful and furious, like a few women have actually done in real life. Good effort, though.

"Do you want to watch South Park and cuddle tonight?"

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"Let's kill everyone baby. Let's run around, knives in hand and just stab the shit out of people. Fuck on their dead bodies and lap up the blood. Let's rob, steal, rape and murder just like millions of greats before us. Let's become legends"

>>34570004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZcrSJkmuk6
>>34570009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jMKpq9Lvxj
>>34570022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MsNEUGAwPI

>>34569277
>The females may be dull looking but they're very picky

This is something very interesting. In birds, it's males that have plumage and shit, and females that are dull looking and do the selection.

It's the opposite in humans though. Males are dull looking, so we should hypothetically be the ones being picky.

can i suck your cock anon

>>34570032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G2mXB5S4SG
>>34570034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fUj0Gx12o
>>34570041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cVqqvbEidS
>>34570057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BH0SciT92i

>>34569277
"let my best friend rim you while I suck you off anon"

>>34570155

Better, good job. That negative validation really gets me going. Been at least a year since I had a chick scream at me and tell me I deserved everything wrong in my life. Needa have that happen again, I'm jonesing real bad.

>>34570072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZPhwc1UeT
>>34570082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSB9KGDQ3s
>>34570104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ELR6NC7X7W
that's really the only thing you'd want your girlfriend to do for you?

>>34569277
"Your wife agreed to the 3 way. You can watch us fool around whenever you want and fuck us together"

"You make me happy Anon "

Hh

>>34570155
disgusting.
The voice of a basic tryhard bitch and no emotion at all.

can you say
"fucking normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>34569277
>anon, i never loved you. did you really think i wanted to be with you? you just had so much money, it was really fun to fuck chad tho. and you thought that i just had a headache

>>34570193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EGpClH5Bgu
>>34570235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bpFWpK0uDA
>>34570241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KLYQcPSufM

>I will no longer say "quacko"

pipe dream desu

>>34570275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rccrJVIuW2
>>34570301
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sqs0MLQ3Ey
>>34570322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hSWwgbYyu7

>>34570214
Nice voice.
Sign deep purple - child in time, with feeling.

that voice made me realize I'll never have a qt gf that will say some of these things to me


"wanna cuddle anon "

>>34570384
"I am the lucid dream, the monster in your nightmares, the fiend of a thousand faces, cower before my true form, bow down before the god of death!"

Make me pregnant with your baby. I want to bare your child.

>>34570354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JVPGCKv7V7
>>34570419
can't sing
wake me up inside
>>34570423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LkxzjDXzlg
>>34570483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZadyQdIJi4

"Thanks for the wonderful night, Anon. I feel so safe and loved when I'm with you. Please let me stay with you forever."

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>>34569277
"Hold me"

>tfw I will never hear those words

>>34570535
Tyrone is coming tonight so please go to the movies or go somewhere you want

>>34570214
I'm a romantic. Of course it's some cringey ass shit. Fuck you and your sexy American voice

"I'm really glad you're in my life."

>>34570535
Hey you faggot wanna stick your tongue in my ass?

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>>34570574
i know that feel


nice thread btw OP

>>34570384
You sound fun.

"I manipulate your soul, deep inside the core, raping your existence in darkness, I will embody your mind, witness the fire rise, obey my command as you lay still in the womb of hate, we will tear your soul apart!"

>>34570513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s175ahwY0AoZ
>>34570545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y2cHoTfp1K
>>34570574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TgkV49qK5L

>>34569277
>fuck me oh yes anon fuck me... oh God I'm cumming ughh!!

>>34570084
>it the world
topkekd

>>34570664
I can just see how much fun you're having by making fun of these pathetic fucks. Those subtle laughs that you try to hold in as you read the cringiest shit.

Keep going.

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>It's okay anon I forgive you

....Originally of course.

>>34570094
well chads are fucking picky

''I wanna try anal tonight. If that's okay with you?''

>>34570483
yogg saron is coming for you

>>34570588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFxjxU1fgL
>>34570612
not american bruf
>>34570628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hu8qqYfVKA
>>34570635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ERl79jn2aj
>>34570641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ym9t3feEmN

>>34570674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skurURxVLd
>>34570700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15cyUKCoRex
>>34570737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uUAj4q7FZB
>>34570746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dug8a0xED4

fuck my ass and call me Samantha

I reject Jesus Christ and God. I pray to the dark lord Satan, I wish with all my soul and being to be a sex toy. I want my body and soul to be subservient to you, oh dark lord. Claim my body and my soul as yours. End my wretched life and let me join you as your eternal servant in both mind and body. Take me, I pledge my eternal soul to you, dark lord. My master.

"It is a standing fact that our own species has evolved at an alarming rate. From inventing the wheel to building the pyramids and the great wall, at first glance one would think that human kind has reached the pinnacle of evolution, but there are indications that nothing could be further from the truth.

There is one recently discovered subspecies that has mastered the art of traveling around the world, they annually flock to hotel conferences on the most varied of places and do so in large numbers, they are called 'furries'.

We recently had the opportunity to study these creatures in their natural habitat, a study that shows that, furries too, come in all shapes and sizes"

"Do not grieve for me, daughter. My soul once drowned in a sea of despair and weariness, but has reawakened! If this body can create a tomorrow for all spiral life, I will gladly give it."

>>34570754
Ciara bbe please. Come kill the normies with me sweet

Wakey wakey, sweetheart. It's time to start a new day.

>>34570968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eWjqHXWzEF
>>34570981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yVv6miRNaT
>>34570992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bdCLbwrIuk
>>34571019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O2tcSRb4B2
>>34571022
ciara who what
>>34571025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CYw9i4zOup

why are you doing this? Your mother and I are shocked and just want you to come home.

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"I will become your world...and will make you my world."

Juan Solis is a piece of shit mexican who doesn't deserve to lick dog shit off my boots.

>>34571141
"Verily, like a storm cometh my happiness, and my freedom! But mine enemies shall think that THE EVIL ONE roareth over their heads.

Yea, ye also, my friends, will be alarmed by my wild wisdom; and perhaps ye will flee therefrom, along with mine enemies.

Ah, that I knew how to lure you back with shepherds' flutes! Ah that my lioness wisdom would learn to roar softly! A much have we already learned with one another.

Thus spake Anonustra"

Please, anon. Take my virginity. Defile my body. And then take my life.

Lava please come home you crippled fuck we miss you
you might be a half empty tube of toothpaste but that also means you're half full

>>34571189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ldZRfWIXKh
>>34571250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nwmx0mcjSI
>>34571251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Le5pnC6Fkd
>>34571259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T3te7PvS5R

I'm nothing but a roastie whore that only chases Chad.

Won't be too hard for this bitch to say.

"Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body, transforming the infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in Heaven and Earth; one machine, equal to the gods! Super Galaxy GURREN LAGANN!"

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

You may cheat and look up how.

>>34571313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TPnx6e839D
>>34571315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zVthFm3fyc
>>34571337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E4B08xBxEC
except it is cuz i did a whoops

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"I can physically stand to be around you for more than 5 minutes"

(screaming angrily)

David you piece of shit nigger. Get off your phone and watch Beck with me.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
very original

You're so sexist sometimes. But it's okay because you're cute :)

"I hit my girlfriend today, /b/.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!".

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down."

I washed off my hand, browsed /b/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything.

I'm not too sure what to do next."

HOLY SHIT ANON WE JUST WON SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN THE SUPERBALL LOTTERY, LETS NEVER WORK AGAIN

>"I'll always be there for you."

>>34571434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S8UIaOtE39
>>34571399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5OuOI38lB
>>34571383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XtIDZLMdgH
>>34571429
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XxE2EmnQ2

>>34571566
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XtIDZLMdgH
Gave me a few laughs, thanks femanon. It's boring to be at work when there's nothing to do.
You have quite a nice voice btw.

>>34571449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pXQGN82Mru
>>34571483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OoJqGPyl1n
>>34571504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmnqNUdVbQ
>>34571530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vvQWAdXST6
>>34571544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dphwUQiFE2
>>34571600
cheers (:

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>>34571660
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vvQWAdXST6
wew lass

>>34571566
who are you ?
whats your motivation for this?
why?

a basic "i love you" would do much for me where im at now, thank you beforehand

B-but that's where I poop from :(

Before we go any further. I forgot to shave ''down there''. I hope that's okay with you. If not I totally understand.

>>34569984
>>34570024
>>34570084
>>34570155
>>34570214
>>34570325
>>34570384
>>34570535
>etc..

Kill yourself, attention whore.

>>34571732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X7q35zTcoD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dkdkxaTiRm
>>34571741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RCHZWW7aEb
>>34571776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Orlrc1dAtW
>>34571793
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dFKUu7RB2d

>>34569277
>This body belongs to my age old enemy, Jonathan Joestar. The blood I sucked his is grandson Joseph's. And it is his grandson who allowed me to escape, Jotaro. The bloodline of Joestar has been a nuisance ot me. Not unlike a piece of dogshit in the middle of the road to my destiny. But in the very end, you were all meant to be useful to me, DIO.

*teleports behind you*
*slices you into little pieces with my ryu-steel whakizaki*
*turns around*
heh...nuthin personell, kiddo
*you fall into little pieces*

please pronounce everything in the * * tags too, I love this stupid meme

"I want you to protrude my recepticle with your fierce amorous love lance and let my essence intertwine with thine tadpoles so I may bare our spawn 'Pepe' betwixt our expression of my undying love to ye oh Anon".

I want gas all the kikes, arabs, faggots and spics and establish a Fourth Reich. Then I want to bounce on that big Aryan cock of yours.

Allahu akbar give up your lives infidels

>>34571846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Doqlory3YL
>>34571855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnss0oFVm8
>>34571959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wm37nbgywb
>>34572000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hzGDwtu9vv

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>>34572073
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnss0oFVm8
please be my girlfriend

>>34571843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJiq4Iv6kq

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>>34572073
This is unbareable.

>>34572046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PZWBm2KLps
>>34572101
sure hit me up if you're whitish not fattish not tinyish not too meanish and dont sound kiddish
>>34572105
cheers
it's not about the words though, it's the connection
I hope you can find that someday
>>34572140
i k r

nigger


oregnao

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>>34572168
>not fattish
i-i only weigh 70 kgs, that means I can't be fat, r-right?

I
I believe
I believe that she
I believe that she will
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WINx3

>>34572195
Depends how tall you are.

>>34572168
Are you actually enjoying servicing anonymous perverts like this?

>>34572192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WHJiVMHqDx
>>34572195
fat chance
EYYY
>>34572208
ayyyy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eIcvAl3hen

>>34572252
moderately
easily amused though

>>34572252
i'm 6 foot

>>34572276
prove your powers in a maymay battle and I might accept you

"Hey sweetie! Welcome back. I have your stuff ready by the couch. Go and take a shower quick. We need to meet my parents before 5. My dad doesn't like tardiness. Here let me take your jacket off. Now go!"

Literally kill me.
>tfw no gf to meet parents with
>tfw no gf to make proud

dan-san, you mongoloid

>>34572208
>>34572273
Based, now say the 14 words.

>>34572338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zhdryac2Ao
>>34572346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XDdMazl4iR
>>34572351
not murrican, no clue what those 14 words are

Your voice, your eyes, your hands, your lips. Our silences, our words. Light that goes, light that returns. A single smile between us. In quest of knowledge, I watched the night create day while we seemed unchanged. O beloved of all, beloved of one alone, your mouth silently promised to be happy. Away, away, says hate; closer, closer, says love. A caress leads us from our infancy. Increasingly I see the human form as a lover's dialogue. The heart has but one mouth. Everything by chance. All words without thought. Sentiments adrift. Men roam the city. A glance, a word. Because I love you. Everything moves. We must advance to live. Aim straight ahead toward those you love. I went toward you, endlessly toward the light. If you smile, it enfolds me all the better. The rays of your arms pierce the mist.


feel free to just read part of it if it's too much of a bother

"Come forth lord Archimonde, enter this world and let us bask in your power!"

"Tremble mortals. And despair, doom has come to this world!"

where are you from vocaroo stacey

>Wow, Anon, you're right: I do look like Elsa Jean! Maybe you get your new camera, I invite Tyrone over and we can shoot our own BLACKED scenes. What do you think of that, Anon?

>>34572374
>no clue what those 14 words are
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

>not murrican
what are you then?

... Bane?!

this is 100% original

>>34572351
>>34572374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D0ENtb3Jpa

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>>34572374
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
ORIGINAL

"Wow you look so different from the last time I saw you! H-have you been working out? You're so big now! Do you have abs? Hehehe wow can I feel them?"

Please

>>34572469
German engineering produces the best robots

>>34572407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzXaVOsVUY
>>34572410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cUusInIfvg
>>34572435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qfBNdHxVhF
>>34572442
>>34572469
>>34572473
cant even agree amongst yourself
is it people or race
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JYIz1U2c8H

It hurts to hear all this stuff said by a grill and then realize no grill will ever say it to me.

>>34572450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MXrNuQ3jtX
>>34572526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b73mtMlxPk
we're all gonna make it

>>34572562
):

>>34572374
Please do these two. You have an amazing voice. you should consider doing asmr

"I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room at 10, Downing Street.

This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11 o'clock, that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, that a state of war would exist between us.

I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Germany."

and

"Aspen!! Stop hogging the covers. Jeeezz."(Laugh as I put my arms over you)
"How did you get to be so warm?"

>>34572558
its the same thing desu desu desu

>>34572527
*austrian

well said it for the lulz
dont particularly care about "muh white chilluns" much but have something against "certain groups of people" who are causing trouble though thats rare on the countryside

>>34572601
Yeah all those Asian men have been causing problems

Are you a girl (female) or a girl (male)?

"I always feel lonely, except when you hold me."

>>34572585
No one will ever notice my gains in real life but at least I've heard the words feelsgoodman

Do you post in Reddit gwa or something btw? Maybe you just sound like someone there idk but its fimiliar

>>34572585
thank you, OP, saved that one

you stepped into the great, sacred halls of baneposting today

I love you so much. I know you have autism, but I don't care!

>>34572633
like i said "certain groups" not a whole race or something

not even that whole refugee bullcrap
we have about 2 of them at our church and you hear about nothing.
and i have a refugee from afghanistan at my work who i drive to work with because he is on my way, again chill person.

>>34572587
no can into british, this is shameful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0joyeRXiaaI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NTbXZXwwCD
>>34572663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Or0jowM8XQ
>>34572669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pm58LqUJrD
>>34572698
yup, probably me

>>34572741
Oh I see (((certain groups))) ;)

>>34572755
Be my gf oregandesupai?

>>34569277
I'm gonna fucking kill you. End your life you piece of shit.

>>34572755
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0joyeRXiaaI
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NTbXZXwwCD
Oh my god. You are amazing. Fucking excellent..

I love the extra bit you did at the end.

>>34572707
<3
>>34572709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1825Lv7HFQm
>>34572816
I only accept vocaroo applications

I don't know if I'm unhappy because I'm not free, or if I'm not free because I'm unhappy.

>>34572663
She doesn't have the typical tranny voice.

>>34572755
Put this on in the background:
https://youtu.be/iRUD2Daz5q8?t=7s

And do your very best to seduce me.

>TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!

just make fart noises into the microphone please

Why do I look so sad? Because you speak to me in words and I look at you with feelings.

>>34572849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17iAiWLM7GS
here you go fampidesu

>>34572782
ok i think i came to a point where i have to be more specific to get my point across.

sharia patrol, religious zealots, savages and the like

not that we didnt have troubles before (one of the 2 "castles" we had in the local community was a neo-nazi get-go a few years back and we had a "porno-hunter" thats been operating in europe) but these were one of ours, a known, a constant

Most of the immigrants are pretty fuckin nice people but their "certain group of people" are an unknown to us unfortunatly.

>>34572168
>whitish
WHITES CANT BE ROBOTS

how about your most vicious, hateful RREEEEEE at the top of your lungs?

>>34572928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YTk30rtNax
>>34572926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sCs3aZLvI0
>>34572901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OT6TyDALe9
>>34572864
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vpEIDysSjf
yee
>>34572867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3OVKhP8c0
smooth

That's what makes me sad: life is so different from books. I wish it were the same: clear, logical, organized.

Why must one always talk? I think one should often just keep quiet, live in silence. The more one talks, the less the words mean.

>>34572984
Say "gharokk is a fucking leaf"

>>34572849
Only job im finna applying for

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17iAiWLM7GS

>>34572984
>>34572944
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>>34571404
Why do you patronize us? Why do you make me feel like shit?

>>34572984
Can you read me the lyrics to a song?

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/o%C3%B9-va-le-monde-so-where-world-going.html

Read the english version pleaseeeee

>>34572944
no you're very disappointing fuck
>>34572961
whitish tho
>>34572976 see >>34570301
you only ree once
>>34573009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14R1ZSh9aIQ
>>34573027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FkuYDuRhgT
>>34573056
ya choose ta be patronized, my friend

>>34572945
Yeah like you said fuck minorities

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>>34572984
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3OVKhP8c0 (embed)

Oh baby, I didn't notice.

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>>34573056
Im pretty good at being unnoticed huh?

Common filth, best in the world. Ignore sodomite orders.

>>34573077
But I don't wanna be disappointing.

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>I like spending time with you

>>34572755
Lol I should rethink my life habits but whatever. Gonna try to score some motivation pls

"I don't care if you're sick you need to go lift! I can tell your arms already look smaller and you have no vascularity. Disgusting."

>>34573085
at this point i thing were discussing meanings and not the extent of this group.
would you agree on that statement?

>>34573037
>>34573077
Sheiit sorry babe i's copied the wrong link, brain dont always work sometimes :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u34MNpBw9Q

''I'm glad you're back. I've been thinking about you all day.''

>>34573077
You're a bit too dramatic/sultry at times. It's okay though, your voice is cute.

>>34573169
>thing
>*think
fml

"Anon, your smegma is so scrumdiddlyumptious! I don't know if I should save it for later or just go nuts and start rubbing it all over my face!"

>>34573169
Learn Englush buddy

>>34569277
"I will never leave you just because you're only 5'11, have a 6.25in dick, and only make $80k/ year and don't have a visible 12 pack."

"I love your averageness, anon!"

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>>34573096
>>34572984
But I'm all ears

>>34573201
please say you made that typo just so you can mock me...

>>34573076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OfkjQVcPgL
>>34573096
(;(;
>>34573120
2late
>>34573139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qQjp02vKiJ
>>34573155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15MmAoxx2FT
>>34573170
sorry my mom won't let me come home with black people
>>34573173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BupQ66sEkL

>>34573189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkFFzKOO7R
>>34573223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KBYPJ1gbsR
>>34573242
you need eyes

>>34573264
Say: Hey, Shai, lets watch a movie. No leafs allowed.

>>34573296
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KBYPJ1gbsR

You are the first female in my life to make me laugh. God dammit I love this thread.

>>34573296
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KBYPJ1gbsR

What was that at the end?? Propaganda /r9k/ you're great as you are?

>>34573264
NAH NAH NAH NAH! Baby girl please, can you please please please come by my address latuh? like here aright i made this fo you just send me a voocarroo wit you sayin yo address and we can meet up :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zFFKO1VVlt

>>34573395
She isn't going to be our gf, she's just screwing with us.

>>34573408
shut the fuck up balla, you just wanna claim her through subversion and divide and conquer shit.

>>34573352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n13AiR7ldU
>>34573369
(:
>>34573389
arcanine you're great as you are, yes
>>34573395
why are you licking your lips so much
what are you eating
black man

My angel, my all, my own self - only a few words today, and that too with pencil (with yours) - only till tomorrow is my lodging definitely fixed. What abominable waste of time in such things - why this deep grief, where necessity speaks?

Can our love persist otherwise than through sacrifices, than by not demanding everything? Canst thou change it, that thou are not entirely mine, I not entirely thine? Oh, God, look into beautiful Nature and compose your mind to the inevitable. Love demands everything and is quite right, so it is for me with you, for you with me - only you forget so easily, that I must live for you and for me - were we quite united, you would notice this painful feeling as little as I should...

...We shall probably soon meet, even today I cannot communicate my remarks to you, which during these days I made about my life - were our hearts close together, I should probably not make any such remarks. My bosom is full, to tell you much - there are moments when I find that speech is nothing at all. Brighten up - remain my true and only treasure, my all, as I to you. The rest the gods must send, what must be for us and shall.

>>34573264
>>34573296
You're the best anons in this thread my dudes.
Please say something for a grieving anon.
"I'm not gonna die, anon. I'll be okay. You gotta be okay too. I'll eat this time, and you have to keep taking care of yourself. We're never gonna get famous if we die."

>>34573482
>arcanine you're great as you are, yes
That was nice. You're nice :)

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>>34573296
>you need eyes

I'll say, I have so much to show you but will you make me see?

>>34573264
Thanks for the added encouragement on the last part of my lifting one, now I'll make double gains

>I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda

>>34573482
If you won't be my gf can you be my friend so I won't feel so alone all the time?

>>34573482
Thanks
And, can you say: Nixi movie club , pepe comfy

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>>34569277
I don't care if she said anything or nothing, I would just want to know she's happy and I make her happy.

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>>34573408
''Our''?? back the fuck away from my waifu you queer

>>34573482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mrGAtRgm9J
just 4 you baby ;)

>>34573511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A08ghgYC5s
>>34573484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rHGW0hCyJK
cat was pawing the sheets, he's being a kike
>>34573529
C:
>>34573551
nay I need glasses too
>>34573552
yess I'm hitting the gym tomorrow too, we both gon get pumped

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"cum in my little mouth please, anon! i love you so much, baby"

do it, girl

>>34573615
Back off Tyrone, this thang z in the bag yo, ya hear?

Sing we for love and idleness,
Naught else is worth the having.

Though I have been in many a land,
There is naught else in living.

And I would rather have my sweet,
Though rose-leaves die of grieving,

Than do high deeds in Hungary
To pass all men's believing.

>>34573638
Say
"Shai the panda, I'm sorry, but you're too young for me and not white"

>>34573560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1losTkps97K
>>34573565
I'll think of you once a year
>>34573584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wc1x7Q3A3e
>>34573586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0phGpNPANKC

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"Anon, your fascist tendencies get me sooo wet! Ahnn~"

>>34573660
Man quit frontin that mad dog shit, btw my name is lex

"I love you, Anon but Jesus Christ is my first love and we have to get married first before we do anything."

>>34573511
>>34573638
>>34573684
lmao ty bless famalam
idk why i thought it would help but you have a nice voice regardless so I hope you have a nice day
stay hidhratted tho u sound like u could use some water desu

>>34573638
So be it my muse, may the mystery of our fates intertwine one day so we may stand perplexed and exclaim 'No way!?'

I'm trying to find my way home

I'm sorry
And I miss you

I miss you
I've grown taller now
I want the police to be notified
I'll make it up to you
I swear, I'll make it up to you

I miss you

>>34573615
is this what black culture is like
>>34573643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SkJXR4u6uq
>>34573667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00yN3t3UQv5
>>34573677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4aSWdKlT4
>>34573695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N1qURHvVyX
better use this to meme on pol

Last one anonette. Thanks for this thread :)

Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face,
Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night
Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
What I have spoke: but farewell compliment!
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,'
And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries
Then say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:
Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,
I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay,
So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world.
In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond,
And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light:
But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true
Than those that have more cunning to be strange.
I should have been more strange, I must confess,
But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware,
My true love's passion: therefore pardon me,
And not impute this yielding to light love,
Which the dark night hath so discovered.

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>>34573772
Without anime voice girl please.

You should do ASMR or something similar. Is there anywhere else I can listen to your voice?

''I constantly see this absolution of communism as a system. ''It works great in theory'' is a bullshit line, because any system can be built so that it is internally consistent and self-perpetuating, and can then be said to work ''in theory''. (read: anarchocapitalism)

The underlying sentiment is that the system itself perfect, but that humans aren't. The fault lies not with the system because it fails to adapt to any multitude of real life factors, but with us because we don't live up to the idea of the ideal socialist prole.

This is pseudo-religious nonsense, and stems from a refusal to admit that the system itself is too flawed to work in the first place.''

>>34573772
Whatchu mean by that though? Girl I can teach u all about our culture if u want.

>>34573713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HMFprYToiP
>>34573716
haha, I got my water right here, thanks for caring. I hope your day goes well too, famalan
>>34573742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s187s6nZKPlS
>>34573743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vpobLUQtk2

Hey OP, can you play an instrument and sing some song?

>>34573709
It was funny damnit, if you can't laugh at all times you are doin it wrong.

>>34573838
Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo
Oh no
Blo, blo, blo
Hot head, oh no
Pedagogue grab the microphone, ease up [?]
Oh no, hot head
Raw, no fuckin' filter, crooked needle, hot head
Raw, no fuckin' filter, crooked needle, hot head
Self-inflicted
What'd you tell them?
I just told 'em hell's existence
But you know me, don't nobody
Know my business
My presence flog your confidence
Who want a brand-new complex?
Now on, I'll call you, go fetch
Self-inflicted
What'd you tell them?
I just told 'em hell's existence
But you know me, don't nobody
Know my business
Get used to fetch, I'll shoot, you catch
I snap, you come, I don't call you back
Act natural, my style attack
Give it out, give it out, give it out, give it out, give it out, give it out
Dive-bomber, dive-bomber
Clip a hundred doves like a bald-headed rasta
Clot of the dot, got a head a piranha
Give it up, give it up, give it up
My
My cobra head draped in mota
Hooded regime like ebola
My cobra head draped in mota
My cobra head draped in mota

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>>34573772
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N1qURHvVyX
AAAAH My little soldier is standing up!!

''I want you to go down on my for so long you'll have to evolve gills''

''You're still a virgin? aww, that's so sweet''

>>34573782
Have a nice night!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00TPAyCeBVn
>>34573787
ai yer nat in a position ta be maken demands o me
>>34573788
ya rebbit, name's pippits
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15ggZTtyzuM
>>34573811
I'm already reading books about your culture

>>34573874
what? Whts that supposed to mean doo?

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The world will end and anon don't know how i feel about him...

Do it with a crying and moaning voice

>I'm sorry that she left you after you undying loved her until she didn't feel sucidal anymore
>Just because girls don't like you or want to be with you, doesn't mean you aren't worth something

>>34573925
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00TPAyCeBVn

Hahah wew
Thou is prounounced dowwww. Like d oww (like when you get hurt).

Shakespeare is hard but nice try though!

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood
Orange

>>34573865
I can only play the flute and I can't sing so, nay

>>34573879
this is going to be the only one I refuse to even acknowledge with an audio
>>34573918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YyuWxDPVjK
>>34573937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UFrtXIKOzT
>>34573952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hue43KPaDU
>>34573980
figures. Ay, well I'll know from now on.

>>34569277

"Me and my sister, or me and my mom for Valentine's, baby?"

Just speak some for us, please :)

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>>34574023
GET NOIDED BITCH

>>34574040
speak some dutch*

dang it

>>34569277
I feel you.
I guess you know.
In heaven with you,
you know it's true.
I miss you.
I miss you.
Do you think about me?
Welcome to my world.

I miss you.

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Imitate a howling wolf and say with a monster voice "im gonna suck you anon. try to stop me and i cut your eyes off."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15fJZBOYD0X

>>34574040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TWedOY9SQi

>>34574138
Hey fuck you, you didn't say mine

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This thread is no longer about things these robots would like to someday hear their girlfriends say but rather what the craziest shit this random chick from /soc/ (probably) can say. While you're still here, if you're up for it say the following poem as fast as possible with not fuckups (and maybe a separate Vocaroo of furious masturbation for a homo but no big deal)

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>>34574138
>>34574023

Guess what.

Slaap lekker ;)

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>>34574216
Tried putting this long ass poem in a separate post but it's still too big, less intimidating in image form anyway.

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>>34569277
>"Why aren't you replying Anon, I'm bored"
I love this, it means that they actually want to speak to you, which is something I feel not many of us feel

>>34569277
>You're a huge faggot, but it's okay, I know that there's more to you than just your faggotry. I'm going to help you be better. I'm going to call you on your bullshit, force you to actually look at yourself, but I'm not going to be an insulting, condemning or overly dramatic asshole about it, I will be objective because hurting you is not my goal, helping you is, and then we can be happy like two polished diamonds.

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ok lads, what does this girl look like in your heads?

pic related. Please tell me if I'm off the mark.

"sssshhhhh, it'll all be over soon anon"

>>34569277
"rada rada rada"

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>>34569277
>"Hey Anon, do you want to study together some time for the test that's coming up? I mean don't think I'm just looking to copy your notes or anything, I'm sure you've revised lot already! Oh, you haven't? Well, the library is open late this month, maybe we could meet up there after class one evening? You'd like to! Great! Well do you want to trade phone numbers or email addresses or something?"
please

Is voice femanon dead?

>>34574709
I am here with her.

>>34574736
Is she still doing it or has she gotten tired?

>>34574864
She is doing something...

>>34574864
It's been over 4 hours so I guess she got sick of us.

are you guys all fucking batshit blind? She literally said goodbye >>34574138

voicegirl if you see this you should start making your own threads regularly.

>>34575271
Or you could tell her directly.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Pippits/
https://www.chirbit.com/Pip

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>orivaginal comment required.

>>34569277
>please impregnate me and also my hot friends

>>34570880
Such not giving a fuck at the first one. I kekd

>>34569277
"I want you to shout 'mommy' as you cum inside me."

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"I love you."

Everything I've built with my own two hands, and all I want is somebody to enjoy it with.

>>34569277
>"Holy fuck did you see what Nige said today, he blew out the entire EU"