i'm suicidal r9k help me i tried to give a girl flowers

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this is full body view

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>>34568243
>>34568256

Eat clean, workout, get contacts, shave, dress better, shower and brush your teeth regularly. Don't buy girls flowers or any of that shit ever

>>34568256
Guys like you are just not fit for breeding, deal with it

>>34568256
Lose weight, this will also make your face look much better, you will have a visible jawline and less of a round face.

Gain muscle.

Get rid of glasses, wear contacts.

Grow full beard.

Grow hair out longer.

There's nothing that is genetically stopping you from being attractive, almost all of it is self-inflicted.

>>34568256
>>34568243

I have nothing to say that could help you. I won't even dissuade you from killing yourself.

You got unlucky with the genetic lottery. I'm sorry, my dude.

>>34568243
Lose weight. You seriously look like a rapist. My god, if you really wanted gf you would put in the effort and do something about how you look.

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/2fwhzg/27m_i_know_im_ugly_just_here_to_confirm/

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>i tried to give a girl flowers but she threatened to call the police

>>34568332
>>34568649
>Lose weight it'll fix everything XD
Seriously when will this meme die. I've lost a shit ton of weight and still as lonely. God it is true... /r9k/ is dead.

>>34568243
kek i have a story

>have fat roommate
>he finally gets a date
>got flowers
>i fall asleep early
>wake up
>flowers are in the bin, he is texting

laffed my ass off quietly

>>34568243
I think you'd look great with a baseball cap and maybe even some more modern eyeglasses. Idk hoe you dress but jeans and a t shirt should be fine. I think that was totally uncalled for what she did to you

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>>34568318
Ikr who the fuck would want a son who looks anything like you fat double chin bald ass

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>>34568718
You didn't lose enough weight fatty.

Your jawline is incredibly important to how attractive you are as a man.

That fat is hiding his jawline, and puffing up his cheeks.

Bait/troll thread but women are bitches.

If you were chad and walked up to her and grabbed her ass as you were jerking off she'd smile and giggle.

If you normal and ask a chick out or compliment her she'll "oh thats sweet but i have a boyfriend".

If you robot and look at a chick for more than half a second she "stop looking at me you creep, or ill call the cops".

>>34568256
You look like you're unreliable. Make yourself look more competent.

>>34568256
*walks towards you*

Orrrrreeee