>tfw you finally find a hooker that you can make love to instead

is she marriage material?

>>34557623
Marrying a hooker.
Nice OP they can be surprisingly humble and down to earth. Hope you find all the happiness in the world buds

>>34557650
Well, she's a hooker so....

But she's not like other hookers. She's a 22 year old from Bulgaria. She speaks softly and quietly in broken English and never swears or speaks in a vulgar way.

She also told me I was her favorite and allowed me to kiss her. She said she doesn't usually kiss. I went over my time limit and unlike the rest of the girls who charge extra instantly, she didn't even mention it.

She also accepted my invitation to go bowling. I still have to pay her, but I don't think any of the other girls would do this - although I've never felt the desire to ask.

>hired prostitute to lose virginity
>got a milf because I thought she'd be caring and understanding like a mom
>instantly upon undressing she shamed my penis
>threads like these told me this wouldn't happen and they'd be professional in their work
>struggled to maintain erection partly through embarrassment and partly through anger
>she saw the tears of frustration in my eyes and started mockingly asking why I was crying
>i tell her that I'm a virgin and I was hurt by what she said
>she gets weirded out and leaves but takes the money anyway because she demanded it up front before any of this happened

Fucking whores...never again. These are bait threads. Real whores are terrible people.

>>34557893
btw to clarify I wasn't crying, I was frustrated and my eyes welled up

>>34557623
Go ahead anon, prostitutes are surprisingly nice once you get to know them

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>>34557623
>marrying a hooker

You remind me of GTA V's Michael De Santa and his chaos of a family

>>34557893
Kek they're low scum what did you expected

>>34557729
Unless you're rich and able to give her a better life than she is currently living with her career I would advise against romantic feelings for the woman. Sorry op but these hoes ain't loyal

>>34557729
got nudes famo?

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>>34557729
wow op sorry to break it to ya but that is some A grade beta shit homie. She's using you as her safety net for when the inevitable hiv comes and she can't work anymore. You're an atm desu.

>>34558764
Second this

I wanna see her butthole