>shitting in public washrooms HOW THE FUCK DO NORMALFAGS

>>34553979
I only ever use a public restroom when I'm about to shit myself. Other than that, I shit at home.

>>34553979
>HOW THE FUCK DO NORMALFAGS DO THIS

They're turned on by it, they're not as inhibited as robots and it turns into this big group sexual high

>>34553979
Well if I have to shit I have to shit. It's preferable to shitting in my pants.

just GO anon, jus be urself XDDD

>>34554008
pretty much this
it's good to keep in mind that normals are basically dogs and their scatological behaviors align to that philosophy

It's easy anon. Even you can do it.
Picture you are shitting on Chad's face.

>>34553979
I can't even shit in my own house if there are people around.

>>34553979
Normally i dont use it cause i can hold my shit for a long time,but if it's diarrhea i'm fucked..There's no other choice either that or shit my pants

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>>34553979
>in jewmart
>have to take shit really bad
>go to restroom
>fucking half the customers are in there
>sit in stall for 20 minutes until everyone leaves
>finally take shit
>guy walks in as I'm dropping a turd
>*SPLASH* *SPLOOSH*
>FUCK
>wait until he leaves before wiping
>tfw spent over 30 minutes in there

I fucking hate public restrooms.

what about shtting in a bowl is hard?
>put in massive amount of toilet paper so there is no splash noise
>if you feel to awkward too go then put in music
>remember no one knows who you are
>walk out quickly, no eye contact, dont wash hands

>>34554235
>dont wash hands
you disgusting inbred

>>34554050
STOP IT

>>34554235
Disgusting.

>>34553979
>shit in public toilet
>water splashes up in ass
>get aids
>tfw

>>34554235
>if you feel to awkward too go then put in music
What? You mean from your phone speaker?

Kek that would be hilarious

>>34555233
I've observed niggers doing this more than once

>>34554258
I only wash hands if there are people I there to judge me

>>34554235
the difference between shitting in a public place and at home is you can wash your ass at home by taking a shower right after, if you poop in a public place theres still going to be feces leftovers sticking out of your butt or on your underwear.

>>34553979
>tfw i can't even piss at a urinal in public

Shy bladder lads, haven't used a public toilet in years. I suspect this somehow ties into my sexual repression.

>>34553979
Yeah it's pretty disgusting but I know even normalfags won't do this sometimes.

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>in public bathroom
>someone comes in, takes a huge loud shit and leaves
>doesn't even care that I've been subjected to his bowel sounds and fumes
How do they do it? I'd feel like I was being inconsiderate

I've never used a public bathroom to shit. Never in my life. I was always scared that people would hear my massive turd plop into the water, I've never heard anyone else do it so i just didn't do It.

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>>34553979
everybody poops anon

Certified originale

>>34556305
>tfw hairy ass
>can never have a clean ass because shit gets stuck to my ass hair
>the only way to get rid of it is to rip it out of my ass

>>34557970
>everybody poops anon

l don't

>>34553979
>this is not hard for me
>I literally have no thoughts about this whatsoever
>I can't understand how this could be a problem for anyone

I'll see you later bots I made it to normieland

i have diseased bowels, that's how

>>34553979
>shitting in public washrooms
UNCLEAN
UNCLEAN
DIRTY FILTHY FUCKING PEASANTS

>>34558396
I do the exact same thing 2bh

Usually right after a disgusting sticky shit with the consistency of peanut butter

Doesn't even hurt really

>>34560240
This

>>34560196
FUCK OFF BATHROOM CHAD

>>34556534

How do you know?

What do they say?

>>34558396
Try baby wipes famalan.

I can't shit unless I have baby wipes. I can't just use toilet paper. It just doesn't feel clean.

I can only do it if there's nobody in the bathroom. Worse case scenario and I just really have to go, I'll wait for everyone to leave just to leave the stall and wash my hands. That sounds silly, I mean, every person poops, but I don't like it. I definitely prefer to do my shitting at home.
>>34557923
I've definitely heard plenty. What grosses me out is when you hear it, but then you don't hear them wash their hands. I hate public restrooms that you have to actually open a doorknob or handle for this very reason.