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>in 1989, Hamm enrolled at the University of Texas, where he was a member of the Upsilon Chapter of Sigma Nu fraternity. There, Hamm was arrested for participating in a violent hazing incident that occurred in November 1990, involving another student, Mark Sanders. Sanders was beaten with a paddle and a broom, while Hamm was leading him around the fraternity house with the claw of a hammer beneath Sanders' genitals, and Sanders' clothes were set on fire. Hamm then single handily sodomized the entire freshman pledge class using only his right thumb in a Sigma Nu tradition known as the elephant walk. The incident led to the fraternity's being shut down on campus. Hamm completed the terms of a deferred adjudication, and the charges were dismissed in August 1995
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>>34553887
holy shit what in the ever loving fuck? the claw of a hammer under this dude's junk? jesus christ
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>>34553887
Hamm is living proof of the entire face/height/frame thing. His body is nothing special at all physically, but because he has a godlike face and height he is still seen as desirable. There is no reason to exersize or lift weights if you are over 6' and have a great face.
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>>34554001
yup
Face aesthetic + height + wide frame.
His wrist are also wide and hands are manly. Lanklets with narrow frame + tiny childlike wrist looks pretty funny desu
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>>34554001
googled kek google bodybouilding.com john hamm
10+ pages from misc threads
My sides
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>>34554079
I would kill to have big manly hands. My fingers are so skinny and I have non existent knuckles.
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>>34554439
Femine petite hands with long skinny finger allows you to type faster on keyboard senpai.
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>>34554001
Yeah he looks like a big fucking gorilla, that's why manlets gotta carry heat to protect yourself from fuckers like him if they ever give you shit.
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EXCLUSIVE: 'He became MAD, really MAD.' First picture of Jon Hamm's hazing victim who was beaten with a paddle, set on fire and confined in 'grave' carved into frat basement - because he couldn't remember Mad Men star's nickname 'MC Hammer'
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>it's fucking real
Holy shit and I'm watching Mad Men rn too
Will never see him the same
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Why are we still here?
asidjasi
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Why does that look like JIm and Pam trying to disguise
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