How was your day robots? I woke up, took a big shit, then

>>34553436
Good.
Woke up, had sex with the gf, went out for lunch, went shopping, and am now posting from the shower.

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>>34553436
Well played, m'lord

>>34553459
I know it is not original, but let's do this...

NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>woke up, cuddled gf
>went out, got a book on paranoid politics
>went to prof, talked for a while
>studied, started getting drunk
>went to a bar with a couple friends, got drunker
>got back home, had dinner
>watched movie with gf and a couple friends (Psycho), got drunker still
>watched Monty Python's Flying Circus with gf, finished the wine
>started shitposting on here

Pretty cool day, all in all

>>34553436
Steve O?

>>34553459
>>34553748
Fuck. Off. Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We do not care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr/reddit or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you litraIIy just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

>>34553436
>I woke up, took a big shit, then got out of bed
you took a shit in your bed?

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I was off today so I smoked weed and shit posted on 4chin all day

>>34553436
I skipped class. Then tried to study but ended up accidentally watching a marathon of Good Times. Now I'm panicking about my exam and homework due tomorrow.

lol jk I'm going to skip that class too and hide in my room.

>>34553793
Thank you for posting this pasta, I feel a bit more loved nlw - thought the fact I don't have a vagina invalidates the whole thing a bit, doesn't it?

But who cares, anyway? It's not a matter of content as it is of form, of performativity in a communicative environment. Thank you for playing your part, I'll try and uphold my end of the social bargain.

>>34553900
Shut the fuck up

oreganliososo

>>34553951
I love it when we understand each other so well, anon.

Woke up at 1pm
ate leftover pizza
bath time
masturbated
napped
ate chic-fil-a tendies for din dins
half sleeping again while shitposting
NEET life ftw

woke up at 11:30 after working yesterday on my birthday. Had stupid currynigger boss call me asking me to work today despite me already agreeing to work tomorrow afternoon and bigger bosses acting like fucking kikes saying that hours need to be cut within what is already a skeleton crew. The supid cunt was already bragging about how much more money we make in my store on Saturday but still claims it can't afford more hours.

We need another holocaust for shitskins and kikes.

I'm now off to go get money for weed and coke because everything else in life is a pile of fucking shit right now.

Been anxious all day. Heart's fluttering for no reason. Feels like i'm gonna pass out at any moment but it won't hit. Coughing, sick, feel shitty overall. The beetus is stronk today.

Been up since early monday, barely eaten anything. Want to fap but can't maintain erection for longer than a couple minutes, when i feel that orgasm burn in the base of my dick i suddenly go limp and shrivel. Hands are cold, headache, stomach hurts. Wrapped up in giant comforter in front of 15 year old pc. am hungry

Being a NEET sucks. Should go walk the dog or something, the little shit needs the attention.

>>34553436
I like you anon, you made me laugh, you're alright.