Does anyone else have an autistic ritual they do whenever they need to make a decision? I do and people think I'm weird for it.
>Go to https://iu.wikipedia.org/
>It's a version of Wikipedia written in some obscure Indian language
>There are barely any articles, most of them don't even have images or more than ten words
>hit "random article" five times while making weird throat-singing noises
>If the fifth article has a picture, that means yes
>if the fifth article doesn't have a picture, that means no
>if it has a picture, but it's NSFW(ie a dick or something), that means definitely
>if it has a picture of a copy machineits weird, I know, then that means definitely not
It saved my sister's life. One time she was making these weird choking noises in her sleep, so I asked the oracle if I should call 911. It said yes, so I did. Apparently she was choking on her own tongue or something, idk
>>34547584
that's Oji-Cree u dumbass
I lived in northern Canada and that shit's on all the street signs and food cans right along english
fuckin' tree niggers and they're dumbass triangles
>>34547690
It's actually Inuktitut, a Language in Western Greenland and northern eastern Canada. However, the writing system was created by English missionaries for the Ojibwe people, so you're half right.I used "some obscure Indian language" because most people don't know much about North American linguistics
You have OCD. I suggest going to a therapist.
>>34547822
I asked the oracle about whether or not I should to a therapistit said yes
what a shitpost there is no way you do this
>>34548052
well I only do the throat singing for important decisions, but I do do this
I did it today at work, when I wanted to buy an energy drink. It said no, which I have to admit was probably a good decision
>>34547584
How does it feel to be the proud owner of the best thread currently on 4chan?
>got this pic from clicking random page 5 times with your link
>>34548485
thank you for not criticizing my system anon
>>34547584
damn, that's ingenious.
>>34547584
You had to click random article five times before doing anything knowing your sister was choking on something?
>>34547584
Where the fuck do you see "random article" anywhere on that page
>>34547584
Can it be used to predict the future, or just make decisions?Can it tell me whether I'll get a gf?
>>34548563
I didn't know if she was choking
It didn't sound like choking noises, more like some weird mouth click. And she wasn't even moving like she was choking, it was weird
>>34548633
If you scroll over the injun runes an English translation pops up
>>34548642
Only yes or no questions, sorryI asked for you though, and it said yes
>>34548633
It required some guesswork the first time around, but it looks like this(the dark blue one with two lines).
I asked if I would get a girlfriend.
Pretty neat OP
>>34547584
God damn it, what the fuck does it mean?
Ask if Sasquatch is real.
>>34548887
the oracle says yes
>>34547584 this some dank spoops
>>34549170
I saw that article and looked up the image. Apparently it's a shaman from from the Yu'pik tribe in western alaska
>>34547584
Damn OP. This is by far the best thread I;ve seen all day, and I'm glad you have a way of deciding stuff.
ask the thing if i will get a gf that loves me a lot in my life for me op.
I treat my pets like people and they tend to respond well to that. But I treat people like shit.
>>34547584
This is kind of awesome tbf OP
Shit i do that too
What does it mean?
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>>34552371
Why are you bumping this? It's not your thread, you don't have to.
>>34551511
You do this exact same thing? I doubt that.
>>34551350
It says you won't. Sorry, anon.