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HAHAHA! SICK PRANK BRO! Telling girls you're a virgin! Haha,

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HAHAHA! SICK PRANK BRO! Telling girls you're a virgin! Haha, wouldn't it be so absurd for a guy your age to STILL be a virgin!?!?!?
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>reddit clothing
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Why do you care about some shitty YouTube video?
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>>34543974
I think he did that on purpose. Like it's an ironic reddit shirt. To try and appear more virgin-like. Even though reddit are normie scum and are not virgins. He probably shuld have worn a fedora and a mlp shirt.
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>>34543956
Circumcision causes autism. Autism causes social anxiety and cluelessness. Since most American guys are cut, they tend to struggle with getting laid. In Europe, 95% of all boys lose their virginity before turning 17.
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>>34543956
hahaha...
fuck
i wanna die
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>>34544044

>tfw in europe
>tfw 18 and virgin

wat do
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>>34543956
24
virgin

See ya later space cowboys
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Remember when being a virgin was supposedly going to become the hip new thing. That sure fucking died quick.
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>>34543956

I actually searched one of these videos and a guy in the comments was a handholdless 33 year old virgin

Fucking devestating man looking at his youtube killed me whores are so fucking cruel
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>>34544044
OP here, 20 years old, UK, I guess I'm in that 5% then. I can't speak for other countries but girls in the UK seem to be a lot more slutty than American girls, so that could contribute to it.
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>>34544070
>European
>uncut
>lost virginity with 25
>30 now and no girlfriend from 14 to 25 and from 25.2 to now
>tfw forfeit wizard powers
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>>34544118
Apparently they're only extremely slutty in North.
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>>34543974
Women find it non-threatening
>'oh my gaw, it's that cute little reddit alien, i wanna blow you now'
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>>34544113
He actually makes a decent point that most women make terrible choices and choose fake alpha beta losers
but he is a beta cuck so he should've been castrated
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>>34544150
>losing your virginity to some stacey whore in a one-night stand
way to go anon, you sure showed them
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>>34544168
She was a 3/10 looking engineering student slut (I was her nineth) and it was not a one night stand but a "few weeks" relationship until it dawned to her she could also have Hans Donnerschwanz instead of me.
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>>34544150

Why not just repeat what you did at 25 to get laid again
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>>34544044
>In Europe, 95% of all boys lose their virginity before turning 17.
wat don't tell me this is true, I'm 24 and have yet to even kiss a girl.
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>>34544205
I'm more damaged, slightly fatter and vastly less athletic than back then and also I rarely meet (single) women these days.
Not going to happen again.
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>>34544198
>literally cucked by a fucking 3/10
how do u even live with urself
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Reminds me of the plot of that "40 days and 40 nights movie, where it was absolutely inconceivable that someone could go five weeks without sex.

The main character had to actively avoid women and turn down offers in order to NOT get laid.
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>>34544236
She had fat and juicy titties and practically raped me
>there is no bus at this time anymore, Anon, I guess you have to do a sleepover here, hehe
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>>34544230
>I'm more damaged,

Damaged how
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>>34544311
You kind of unlearn how to function in a social environment if you live on your own and only for yourself for quite some time.
I was NEET between 27 and now.
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>>34544245
>actively avoid women and turn down offers in order to NOT get laid.
Does this really happen on a weekly basis for normans? I've never been presented with the opportunity to get laid let alone have it happen frequently.
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>>34544301
>practically raped me
No. She initiated it all herself. You should applaud her.
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>>34544336

I was honestly better at interaction when I was alone
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>>34544044
>>In Europe, 95% of all boys lose their virginity before turning 17.

Ha, I'm a 30yo virgin. Guess I'm part of that 5%
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>>34544349
I do. If she haven't had done it I would be khv and shoot lightning bolts from my hands now, though.
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>>34544044
Most Americans lose their virginity before 17, retard
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>>34544344
Friend told me his baby mama wanted to suck him off recently but he said he turned her down

Makes sense because she's an ugly white bitch though
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>>34544236
I got cucked by a chubby 5/10 (so I suppose that makes her a 3 or 4/10) and when I was fucking her she said her bosses name ''oh god fuck me Mike''
should've dumped her right than and there but she said it was from being with him all day and being drunk and it was an innocent mistake
but she later admitted to cheating with one her ''male friends'' who she dumped me for
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>>34544344
In the age of Tinder/POF even normie non-Chads get laid weekly
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>>34544603
But not even those can save me (I've tried).
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>TFW all these videos are just CHADS or normalfags who want attention

They already know the girls will probably say positive things because they're tall and attractive, though I watched the one where he asked girls if they would have sex with him on the spot. Most of them said no, but it was more like they were with their friends and felt awkward saying yes, especially on camera because he was recording them.

I think like maybe one or two girls said they'd have sex with him, and remember these were all random cute girls he found on the street.
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>>34544660
I-I-I'll save you roastie-kun ;_;
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>>34544957
I'm a guy with an ugly face.
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>>34543956
>qt starts laughing when he mentions he has a micro penis
just fucking end me
ENDME
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>>34544044
Circumcision is mind control caused by severe trauma.
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>>34543956
here's the video cause OP is a fucking idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy4eOJ6LGYo

I love how at 1:18 the woman accidently reveals how all women find virgins to be pathetic and then then goes full damage control
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You know what. Could use this viral video and create a hashtag #imavirgin and try to change the culture's view. Heck, a lot of normies will even admit sex isn't a big deal, so this might be the time to destigmatize virgins.
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>>34544044
tfw im the 5%
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>>34543956
>that nasty woman with the "nasty woman" sweater
Oh Lord my sides, please help.
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>>34546302
>a lot of normies will even admit sex isn't a big deal
But not having sex is a big deal for normies.
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>>34544150
>European
>uncut
>khv
>turned 30 on sunday
>still no wizard powers

Where the fuck is my powers, Kek? This is bullshit, I gave up my entire youth to become a wizard.
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>Those comments
I didn't realise it was this bad
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>>34545328
Meh, it was mildly amusing in the sense that I got to watch some normies get pushed into an awkward situation. Also as a fellow brown guy, that other brown guy gives me hope.
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>>34546849
I'd like to see if normies would use such a hashtag to virtue signal.
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>>34544044
>In Europe, 95% of all boys lose their virginity before turning 17.
This is true, it's really starting to get odd if you're still a virgin after being 16. It's because showing regressive r selected behavior is enough to find a girl, not really the behavior a robot is capable of.
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