Hey /r9k/! No matter how bad your situation is, think of all

>>34543003
every r9k poster is usually 1 of those things

>>34543003
Thanks pal, though it seems the majority of this place seems to be floating in the direction of those things you just listed.

>>34543003
I'm not any of those things, but I'm still a 28 year old NEET. Maybe I should buy a gun.

>>34543023
This so true. I was doing so well with my self;-;

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>>34543003
>tfw I'm all of those things

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>>34543003
>tfw Yui will never be real

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>>34543003
I'll try my best!
I always do!

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>>34543003
>you aren't a tranny
well fuck you got me there

>>34543003
>you aren't an autistic "steamfeel" poster
pretty sure these fuckers are the worst of the mentioned
>It could always be worse!
And it will eventually get worse as your body rots and all the things you like fade. the only reason to smile is despair or to spite your situation

>>34543023
true

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>Not any of these

Do I get a prize?

>You aren't a pedophile

Not a real pedophile but blanket term pedophile normalfags use.

>want to commit suicide
>realize that CWC, Eliza, Cebruz, Andrew Dobson, and Barneyfag would all outlive me
>continue to live out of spite

>>34543117
If you're that tomoko420 guy:
You have to be pretty awful after spamming this board so frequently and still not make any friends

>>34543117
>Post his steam link all the time, asking for a friend
>9 friends

Oh, you obvious attention seeking faggot.

>>34543171
What kind of boyfriend, mate?

>>34543171
You can't have gay sex through the monitor you dumbfuck. Stop damage controlling.

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>you will always be white
>you will never be gay
>you will never be cebruz
god it feels good

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>>34543003
>tfw actually a pedo

I didn't ask for this.

>>34543236
>But you are still a weeaboo faggot

Try harder!

>>34543262
i'd rather be a weeb than non-white, 100 times out of 100

>>34543224
If the Steam app wasn't being a bitch I'd hit you up

>>34543158
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>>34543194
>>34543203

Hahahaha jesus christ that autist is pathetic

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>>34543269
>tfw a gay weeb but not european or non-white
there is some justice in this world

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>>34543403
>replying to an underage turkroach ban evader
this is next level thrist

>>34543003
How does this make things any better i know I'm an average-looking person with no greater physical or mental disabilities, still I fail at life. It actually makes it worse because I really have no excuse for being such a faliure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKJUAxIGG0I

>>34543003

>>you aren't an autistic "steamfeel" poster
Unironically cheered me up thx OP

Imagine being new here and naively adding one of those ppl on steam. Think of the cringe

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>you aren't a cuckold
>you aren't a tranny
got me on both

>>34543003
>>you aren't a tranny
well, sheeeiiiittt

>>34543510
I actually got added by one dude which is chill as fuck. He doesn't role-playing nor acting like a faggot. Sure I'm just cherry picking here but I consider myself lucky

>>34543003
If you have to stoop so low as to compare yourself to cuckolds and pedophiles, then you have no absolutely reason to smile.

Hell at least some trannies, steamfeel posters and perhaps pedophiles have a gf where you don't, which makes you even more subhuman than them.

>>34543549
>literally ban evading for the thousandth time
I wish your fellow muslims would stone you to death for being a faggot

I'm a pedophile but I'm still glad I'm not any of the other things you said

>>34543003
>implying it isn't already that bad

i'm not sure i can use the starving african argument in this situation.

>you aren't a tranny
r-right

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>>34543529
>>34543096
>they actually fell for the tranny meme
fucks wrong with you

>>34543003
That's true although I still haven't grown out of thinking teenage girls are sexy. Anyone know when it's normal for that to happen? When did you stop being attracted to 14 year old girls with developing bodies?

>>34543023
fuck I wanted to prove you wrong but remembered Im a lolicon

>>34543003
I fucking wish I were a cuckold. Do you know how difficult it is to find a girlfriend that would NTR you?

>>34543003
>you don't orbit some underage camwhore
You don't fucking know my life

She is of age and is not a camwhore but she's got the perfect look for it and honestly that's kinda half of why I started talking tonher in the first place. We've since become pretty good friends.

>>34544012
Being attracted to 2d lolis is not considered pedophile though

>>34544083
it is to normies.

>>34544160
If even that's wrong, i don't want to be right

>>34543003

I am none of things.

Thanks anon. I am happy for a few days.

>You aren't a manlet

Feels good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

>>34543023
Ephebophile, tyvm

123original

>>34543003
I am a tranny though, but at least I'm not the rest of those.

>>34543891
>meme
I'm feeling pretty good, familia. This meme is a nice meme.

>tfw used to be /steamfeels/ poster but quit after I saw how circle-jerk-y it was/ how shitty the posters were/dramafags

Oh what could have been.

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>All this steamfeel hate