>hey anon, i'm monica, but you can just call me iloveanal,

Barkeep, two tepid waters for me and my girlfriend here.

>>34541997
>y-you too
>go into bathroom and browse phone for an hour until I'm sure she's gone

>h-hahaha...hold on one second
>leave

Fuck you, this is sexual harassment, FUCK YOU!

Yeah so you love it up the butt, do I look like a fucking care? I bet you take it only in the ass because your roastie cunt is so destroyed you can't feel even your piss going out of it.

Bitch leave me alone or I'll slap your stupid head.

>>34541997
Anal is gross and overrated no thanks

>>34541997
"Why would I buy you a drink? Do you not have any money? Are you going to pay me back? What the fuck?"

>>34542112
>thinking she's referring to a sex act
>not realizing that she pronounces it ee-lohv-ee-ah-nahl and that it is a common russian first name

>>34541997
BARTENDER, this woman were attempting to use her female privilege!

>>34541997
That rack is pretty nice.

Hi, Im gay
>is that Emilia Clarke?

>>34541997
Monica, I will buy you a drink, but first you must defeat me in Yu-Gi-Oh
DO you think you're up for the challenge?

>>34541997
oh my god you literal shitlord, quit eye raping me

BARTENDER! I NEED ANGELA!

>>34541997
Hey Mr. Bartender!

I saw you keep a hose outside. You think you can fill a glass of hose water for me and this lovely lady here? I'm sure she'll love it.