*yawn* good morning wagecuck. I know it's still early but you know how traffic can be. Better to get an early jump on it than be late again, you know how important it is to Mr. Shekelstein that you are on time every day! He will be checking your time card once he get in to the office after his morning round of golf, you wouldn't want to get written up again would you?
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw I have 2 days off and I stayed up all night shitposting
Nice try NEETfag
>>34540428
look mom i posted it again!!!!!
oregano
I work at night my nigga
Too bad i dont have the time to marathon video gamed and anime anymore
>>34540428
I don't get these threads, you're also waking up earlier so it makes no sense.
>>34540638
Yes, but he needs to do his memories, research philosophy, before getting some piano practice in before the piano bar later.
He's going to get so much pussy because hot girls love piano playing neets
>>34540638
I wake up early for you. I am sacrificing my time for your enlightenment.
Ah, but I suppose if everyone tried to be a NEET, there'd be no one to sustain us superior beings. Off to work wagie!
Heading off for four nights to the Italian alps in a few days
Feels good nigga
>there are young men in the prime of their life waking up and going to spend all day laboring for another man's profit
you are an ungrateful piece of shit
>>34540428
I bet your parents are proud of you
Original~
>>34540428
S-STOP IT!! DELET R-RIGHT AWAY!
>>34540722
Ungrateful? It's you who are ungrateful. It's the NEETs who create the greatest art, make the greatest scientific breakthroughs, and sire the most worthy children. We are the forefront of society.
Have you ever seen people on welfare? They're the dregs of society. I needed to take a visit to the social security office recently, and it's so bad they need armed cops baby sitting people. These threads are funny sometimes, but here are the realistic options
>be born rich
>get a shitty monkey check(can't afford car or anything, have to pretend you're disabled, never will have real money)
>live off parents and stay in the house 24/7
>work
>suicide
I barely worked this year and it's been brutal trying to live, I made good money when I did, but I need to find a steady job. I can give up and get on welfare, or kill myself, or find a job that pays over 20 dollars an hour, maybe start my own business and try to end up with a pension that's 5 grand a month.
You TELL ME what's the better option. If I'm going to live I want a fucking car. I'm not living off of 200 dollars a month from welfare. Don't reply to me with some fucking bullshit. If you know a way to get money for financial freedom besides working tell me.
>>34540948
>If I'm going to live I want a fucking car
Materialism is the tool of Shekelstein. You will always be a wagecuck until you realize that. I can't help you.
>>34540634
You're such a damn nigger you're gonna get fired one day for skipping work at night, even if you're there.
>>34540972
Do YOU even have a license? I love driving, that doesn't make me a materialistic cunt, you stupid fat blob.
I told you not to reply to me with some bullshit.
>>34541048
You "love" driving because they manipulated you thinking that way, you are nothing but a cattle.
Thanks for making this thread again, fellow NEET. Someone has to keep the good fight up. A solid NEET population is nescesary in every civilization in order to keep advancing science and philosophy.
>>34541048
It isn't worth slaving your life away for the gain of someone else.
You are the definition of a cuck.
>>34540428
Thisis the 21st post in this magnificent thread.
Dr. Shekelstein is making me go to a dinner tonight. I'll literally have been working from 6:30 until 9 or 10 tonight.
>>34540948
Maybe you should have been born in a socialist country in europe cuck im getting 1100$ a month sitting at home kek.
>>34541530
can you drink? if so, do that
>>34541613
I don't drink very much. Probably have a beer or a glass of wine but that's it. I have to drive home anyways.
>>34541553
Oh yeah sounds a dream
Wage-cuck here, anyone, and i mean ANYONE, that says they enjoy their job is FUCKING FILTHY LIAR. Sure they may not despise it, but dont fucking tell me you would rather be at work than doing something else, like reading a book, going for a walk in your local state park ,etc.
>>34540428
It's a well known fact that wagecuckolds get stuck in traffic
>>34541699
Yeah I always laugh when wagecucks act like being a wageslave ''gives your life a purpose ;)''. There's nothing sadder than being a wagecuck.
>>34540786
Being a scientist of a job sitting in your room isn't
>>34542022
This
Just because other "neets" have done it, why are they taking the credit?
>>34540428
I love being a wagecuck, it gives my life purpose :D This is what I wanted to do with my life ever since I was a little kid. You silly NEETs have no purpose in life.