>want to get naked with a big cock alpha male to take advantage

all I want is to wake up as a cute girl with a closet full of cute clothes and a phone full of hot Chad phone numbers. is that too much to ask?

>>34539863
Post your boipussy pls.

>>34539890
That sounds good, but in the now, I'd rather just make sure my body is completely shaved so I look twinkish, and get a big dick guy to please himself with my little butthole.

And then have him send the video of me whining like a little cunt to my friendzoned girlfriends, with my face and little dicklet on display and compare it to his in the video. It's like the ultimate humiliation.

>>34539863
>tfw these slutty little depraved robots ready to be turned into cockslaves will never be in Australia
r i p

>>34539986
that's so cute
my dick isn't anything special but it's probably way bigger than whatever you're packing, where are you located fag

>>34539863
>not sending the video yourself so you can get more pussy for your master to fuck like a good girl

>>34540020
But the question is... should I do it?

Should I subject my stupid whiny little self, butthole and little penis to a big cock?

If they saw my little butthole being used by a big manly cock, they'd probably be turned on by their little friendzoned faggot friend for the first time.

>>34540145
Yes anon, you were born to submit

Cant wait till Pence executes you fucking mentally ill fags

>>34540145
You're worth nothing more anon, what's the point of your existence if you aren't even getting used like a pathetic cumdump?

>>34540145
If you even have those thoughts in the first place, you are nothing more than trash. Literally the only use you'll ever be of to anyone is release for a cock or something pitiful to laugh at

>>34540145
I wont lie if one of my exes came out as a gay bottom it would be kind of hot. I would definitely try to become better friends with them if they did.

>>34539863
I'd duo this for you anon is 8 and a half big enough for you?

>>34539863

You can make your dreams reality. Look on Craigslist and you'll find someone who will do that to you.

You're never too ugly for a man on the internet to fuck. Christ look at some of the weird fuck dolls these robots get hard for.Your cute little boi pussy will make some old mans dick hard!

>>34540153
>>34540174
>>34540177
>>34540183
All of this is hot as...

"If you even have those thoughts in the first place, you are nothing more than trash. Literally the only use you'll ever be of to anyone is release for a cock or something pitiful to laugh at"

one of the hottest things I've ever read

>>34540213
I'm gonna do it. I want to do exactly what I said. I really want to make a video with my face in it, whimpering high pitch like a small dick slave boy - just because it lasts longer than getting rammed by huge cock in my butthole once. And some girls will see me as the little boyish small dick faggot I am.

Mmmm

>>34540290
Well hurry up anon

>>34540020
M E L B O U R N E feels, desu

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Hopefully you meet someone from the internet for your degenerate fantasies and they just fucking behead you and eat your corpse. Fucking faggot mcfuckingkillyourself

>>34539863
I got hard desu senpai
Would love to do it for you.

I would like to meet a nice girl, marry her and start a family.

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bi dom here.
i've made quite a few sissy faggot fantasies come true.

you know what.

recently the insides of my anus always gets itchy and when i put my finger in, it feels fucking good.

yesterday i was jerking off and i tried jerking off AND putting my finger inside my anus and i came like crazy. like easily came after i jam my finger in.

and then today i tried jamming my finger in again and i feel like my anus is producing liquids. when i smell it, it doesn't smell.

could it be because of my homosexuality, i developed lubes in my anus ?

>>34541490
I've stuck my entire middle finger up my butt and felt nothing. I think you are roleplaying even worse than OP. As for OP, you better not cum when you're getting with a guy. As soon as you cum you will sober up and feel horribly embarrassed. If I ever have a gay experience I hope the guy is more into than me and wants me to be bottom. I'd hate to jizz and feel regret. Unless I jizz solely from anal stimulation. I imagine that would be the best feeling ever.

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>>34541631
>Unless I jizz solely from anal stimulation


to scared to do that

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the closest thing i have to a dildo is this. It's the biggest thing that wasn't to big and not as thin as a tooth brush. It feels good but i hate the hole in it.

>>34539863
This made me laugh anon

d-do you really want this?

>>34540020
It's your fault for living in a shithole made for criminals

>>34540290
If you're too much of a pussy to show us your boipucci on anonymous imageboard,I doubt you'll make a vid with your face in it..

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>>34542152

can i post mine ?

>>34542632
no.

unoriginggggggggggg

>>34542632
Yea do it dude, fo so

Is there any interest in cheska's show last night? I can upload it if anons want it

>>34542632
sure, I'm waiting anon

>>34541475
Don't know if you know this but you're a fag yourself, homo, even more of one for being into bdsm

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>>34539890
Whoooo ooooooreeee eeeee kys~

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>>34541631
prostatelets btfo