I own a beach house, yes this is me attention whoring and bragging.

Is safe to swim there?

>>34538640

How much did it cost blox

>>34538640

Enjoy drowning when the sea levels rise and flood half the world

>>34538640
Money would solve all my problems. Can you send me 100$ anon?

>>34538654
yup, I'm the only one swimming there all year.
I have no one to join me so I bring my dog for company
>>34538671
Around 600,000 $ but I did not buy it in the US. It's around 7 billion in my currency.
>>34538715
My house is high enough, the only thing that would drown is my gatekeeper's house.
>>34538727
I don't have 100$

Looks like the Adria desu
Italy/Croatbro?

>>34538761
This is the biggest LARP in the world

>>34538823
do you need a timestamp fella ?
>>34538785
no, it's the Mediterranean Sea, but I'm not saying anything else

go on instagram and brag
why here idgi

if you need a wife tho, can i apply lol

>>34538879
Why are women vapid retards who only care about money?

>>34538894
>Why are women vapid retards who only care about money?
Same reason lady cows make milk.

It's just their nature.

>>34538879
Because I've always been here, even before owning this house.
Besides I'm too ugly and fat for Instagram.
I'm looking for a wife, I like living alone.

>>34538853
Those are in Mediterranean Sea but yeah

>>34538905
I meant I'm not looking * shit

>>34538905
Nice
Maybe the american dream will feel as good as that

>>34538916
oh right, but you specified the Adriatic Sea.

>>34538941
He was not him but yeah>>34538938

>>34538640
Do you ever get any boats full of north africans landing at your beach tho

Also do you live there year round or is it just a vacation home?

>>34539050
Ehh, I'm North African. The place where my people and blacks try to get a boat from is a few kilometers from here.
I live all year here. It's so comfy in the winter

>>34539127
Ah so you live on the African side of the Mediterranean then

I was surprised at the low price of beachfront property (600k on the euro side wouldn't get you much) but that explains it

Must have been hard to make that much money in some shitty country though, assuming you didn't inherit it

>>34539163
not really, I was privileged since I was born.
My dad has connections so it just made my life easier.
The only prerequisite to be successful in my country is to come from a big family

Can I come over for a week? In my country it's too cold to swim in the sea..

>>34539339
I'm not buying the plane ticket
Besides it's cold here too it's 15 C right now

>>34539470
I can buy my own plane ticket, pay for my food and stuff too.

>>34539676
Are you sure ?
How can I trust a random robot in r9k

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>own a beach house
>still an autist that probably games all day and posts on 4chan

>>34540326
no.
I watch anime sometimes, play with my dogs or just swim.
The only social interaction I have is with the gardener, maid and gatekeeper.

Looks comfy and peaceful, OP, congrats.

May I ask what's your profession, OP?

>>34540497
none, it's kinda complicated I can't tell

>>34539321
and yet you are not successful?
where did it go wrong?

>>34540831
well by society standards I'm not successful.
But by my own standards I am, I own a beach house and I live the Apex of the robot lifestyle.
But still, money doesn't cure autism.

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also here's a timestamp
it's blurry because of retarded phone focus

>>34540794
>complicated

so your parents are rich and bought you this stuff?

>>34540903
no, I bought it my money.
I got the money with effort from my dad, he didn't just give it to me like a rich dad would do to his spoiled son.

>>34540924
So you got a small loan of a million dollars ?

>>34540933
nice meme my dude, I don't know what D.Trump had to do to get that small loan, but I had to prove myself.

>>34540924
>I got it from effort from my dad
>I REEEEED until I got what I wanted

what do you mean by "effort"?

>>34538894
do you have anything else to offer?

>>34540951
Well since I was a child I told my father that I did not want to work, I liked vidyas and anime when I was a kid.
He told me to study hard then we'll see.
And I did, I could have gone to the best universities in the world (because of my grades not money).
He gave me money and told me to go live in my own somewhere.
My brother is the one that's working with my dad, while I'm the one jacking off to Futa in a beach house.

>>34541007
You are living a nice dream.
Not my dream but a nice one for sure.

looks comfy as fuck, robo-bro

how is the internet speed?

>>34541657
It's a third world country internet speed, I have a 20 MB/s internet plan with no data cap.


>>34541538
thanks, what's your dream ?

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>>34541736
Getting my life together
Stop beeing ""Depressed"" even though i don't think i am
Start reading,talking,interacting,exerciising and get a good self steem
Get a house,pets a nice place where i can relax
Start dating someone who is willing to love me even if i'm a total fuck up as a person
Get a nice loving girlfriend who i can love respect and protect

Die in a hospital next to my Wife and children
Tbqh i will never archive it but hey,a dream is a dream

>>34541007
How much are your parents worth?

Whats it like being rich?

Are you rich-rich? or just rich?

>>34540902
can i come over anon, i want a sugardaddy to feed me, i promise ill be faithful

>>34541856
they're old family rich rich.
I'm rich rich but I have a normal robot life without worrying about money.
>>34541975
Are you a girl (male) ?