ITT: Undeniable signs of a perma-virgin. I'll start >playing

>he replies to every single person who replies to one of his posts
>so if he gets 5 replies he'll reply to all 5 in one message with short comments

>>34533789
>plays video games
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34533920
Spend more time on 4chan, of course :^)

>>34533789
spaghetti spiller to the point of being horrified of the outside world


(not projection or anything)

>>34533789
>playing mmorpg video games
fix'd for you. there is nothing wrong with playing a fps game or any chill game for an hour or less.

>Listens to power metal
>browses /pol/ or /r9k/

>Hot playstation
>Cold penis

>>34533789
I do both of those things and I've turned down more sex than you could even imagine!!!

(and I'm still a virgin) :D

listen to synthwave
don't have any natural skills
very skinny

>>34533789
dakimakura anywhere in house
+100 virginity points if it's lewd or been used to hold an onahole