>tfw dreading valentines >tfw I wish I was Chad They have

>tfw unironically considering overdosing on opiates and getting drunk for valentines day
>am a handsome guy (male)
>but am undateable
sasuga

>>34533649
At least you could hook up senpai. I don't even have that :'(

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>>34533713
>At least you could hook up senpai.
I really doubt it. Women don't want to hook up with a guy who lives at his mom's house, even if she's never home.

>>34533649
>attractive
>on r9k
choose one buh

>>34533770
Do you have wagecuck money to get a room?

Who the fuck cares. Being alone is so fucking comfy.

>>34533813
He could be on /b/

>>34533619

wrong language desu

you are supposed to spam "hey bb want sum fuk" until some girl finds it funny

>>34533619
Is pic related Chad or u

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>>34533813
But I am anon. Pic related.

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>>34533813
>r9k
>buh
Oh, so you fell for the tumblreddit meme that everyone on here is pic related

>>34533830
Yes, but I don't have a debit card/credit card and you need one if you don't want to get one at a fleabag no-tell motel

>>34533909
not me

>>34533904
Chad. I wish I could pull a qt like that :(

>>34533909
8/10 beards add extra points for covering facial imperfections :D

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>>34533909
You know its pretty creepy to post pics from Chad's normiebook here anon..

>>34533975
>>34533988
1.) He's not me (anon) and not OP
2.) he's a robot who "made it", I remember him posting a thread here a couple weeks ago about his "problems" ever since being a robot who metamorphosized into Chad

only reason I recognize him is because of the apron

>>34533921
>He doesnt have a debit card

what the fug?

>>34534012
I doubt its actually him though desu. I bet its a Stanley situation but toned down a bit.

>>34533921
You can get a prepaid. It really is a gamechanger. I have a prepaid. They work just as well as real debit cards. I'm not talking about the visa gift cards, I mean like a NetSpend, Skylight, Vanilla, or similar card.

>>34534015
I'm a TruNEET who doesn't make more than $40 a week and I have $7-9k in student loans that the (((DoE))) wants to garnish my shekels for

>>34534070
Do you need an SSN/personal info to activate them or how does it work?

I'm trying to live off the grid away from the federal jews here, my man

>>34534012
Yeah that makes sense. Though that being said he is still no Chad lmao.

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>>34534062
I hope to god not. Last thing we need is another Stanley. That being said your probs right.

>>34534062
>>34534239
>Stanley
Do you guys mean the guy who kept posting selfies of himself with "tfw am 8/10 but no gf" and shit like that

>>34534104
Regardless of taste he's at least a 7. If you like beards then 8 and if you don't mind brown hair close to a 9. Honestly he should have never been here.

maybe someday i will have a swarthy gf and wife

>>34534101
>He has student loans.

HAHA he fell for the uni meme.

>>34534267
Kind of, what actually ended up happening is he posted like one or two on here and browsed soc a little bit so then the autistic posters here would spam his threads.

>>34534311
Fuck off, reddit

>>34534346
Yeah I remember he ended up getting a tripcode just because he was sick of all the redditors reposting his images as if they were him

>>34533909
NORMAN OUT
[Spoiler]You Heard Me [/Spoiler]

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>>34534366
Is homedepotchad our new stanley?

>>34534366
>Fuck off, reddit
What are you gonna do? Loan me to death?

>>34534450
Nah, not enough Source images.

>>34534366
Honestly he kind of had it coming for posting so many images on to this site.

@34534503
Fuck off, reddit

>>34534450
>>34534504
This, we need him to post more images so we can post while pretending to be him

>>34534591
You're not wrong.

>>34533944
3 tips


1) Don't be autistic
2) Dress like you're not autistic
3) Don't act autistic

you'll get a date within the weak.

>>34535982
You forgot
>be attractive
A fresh outfit and better charisma can't save me senpai

>>34536023
you don't need to be attractive have you actually been outside and seen some of the mongoloids that have cute girlfriends these days?

they'd make you look attractive if you had a shower and wore something your mother didn't buy you 5 years ago

>>34536052
Well ok I can concede but outside of an outfit change do you expect the "just bee yourself" to work? Even then I won't be able to pull like OP

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>>34533909
Homedepochad kinda looks like a young Keemstar

valentines day is a fucking scam. Only chads and normies fall for that meme.

>>34536578
And yet everyone who's alone still gets made fun for it on valentime's day, especially us robots

really made me think

>>34536615

Its a waste of time and money. if you truly love/like someone you don't need a special day to express that. It just a way for (((them))) to make more shekels.

>>34536672
And yet there's plenty of women who will make fun of me for being alone on valentimes day regardless of who gets shekels or not

really got the ol noggin joggin

>>34536697

it also just hurts my heart looking at everyone finding love and here i am slowly dying alone

>>34536740
>it also just hurts my heart looking at everyone finding love and here i am slowly dying alone
That's why I'm just not gonna leave my house that whole week.

Which reminds me, I have to stock up on supplies before the end of next week

>>34536763

I'm in uni so that entire day is going to be hell. Especially on normie media. Might hunker down in the library all day to get away from it all.

>>34536796
You're only cucking yourself if you still use social media. I got rid of my zuccbook 4 years ago and I haven't looked back.

>>34536819
haven't used zuccbook in years. I lurk twitter for the SJW tears and I lurk instagram to see what its like inside the life of a normie and all their bs problems.

>>34536819
I only use normiebook to shitpost desu

>>34536281
EVERYONE TYPE ALEX IS A NIGGER IN CHAT

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>>34533619
>tfw no milk chocolate valentine
It hurts lads

>>34533909
Nice rare Tom you've got there. Adding it to mine.

>>34537994
Don't just lurk. Post some if you've got em man.

Please leave my board

It's all I have left

>>34533619
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>>34538087
I'm not a normie and I'm not defending them, but it's never gonna happen.

Things never get better for people like us, they only get worse.

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>>34538087
To whomst do you speak?