Any other robots know this feel? I'm 25 and still have

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>>34530826
>not knowing how to tie a shoe

>>34530826

there's a kid in my office that can't read a traditional analog clock. I have this overhwelming urge to throw him down a flight of stairs

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>>34530889
>tfw cant read digital clocks

I can't tie my shoes OR read an analog clock.

>tfw can't blow up balloons

at least I can tie my shoes AND read an analog clock

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>>34530826
Fastest way to tie a knot.

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm

>>34530826
I bet if op was black everyone would call him a nigger and say it's because he's a nigger.

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>>34530826
The only knot you need to know

>>34531122
are you trying to pick a fight with me
>tfw i can blow up balloons