>always liked the idea of being a language teacher
>applied for a job, went through intense training and testing
>nailed everything
>I'm about to give my first class in about 20 minutes
>freaking out a bit
Help me out bros
>>34527213
fucking watch out.
kids can be brutal sometimes.
don't let them make you feel bad if you make any flaws.
You'll do fine, don't sweat it. What language are you teaching?
>>34527213
just beat the living shit outta the biggest kid in the class. use a chair or something if you need to.
>>34527213
Mark your role as whatever teacher you want to come across from the moment you step in your class. Kids have elephant memory.
>>34527213
Haven't you ever taught a class before you got hired? The fuck.
Just tell them if they cause any shit you'll shoot up the school yourself. Don't forget to tell them you're an /r9k/ regular and they'll really be scared
But to be serious just brave it out, the first day'll be the hardest, the first week will only be like 1/4th as worrying, before you know it you'll be so relaxed and used to your job it's gonna bore you into suicidal depression
You'll do fine my man. Remember they're just kids
I'm no moral police but it's quite disturbing the amount of teachers browse r9k SMFH
What grade are you teaching? Whatever you do don't remember that those students probably have bigger penis's and have had more sex than you.
>>34527213
What language are you teaching?