Where my muslim robots at? >go to university campus >bring

>>34525075
wtf I now love muslims
That's a good trick, I have a beard and some people sometimes tell me I somehow look arabic, possibly could use

>>34525414
If you're fairly white, you might even be able to pass as a Syrian. Double points

>>34525075
>Be female.
>Be pure Kissless hugless Virgin + blonde and not fat.
>Be at campus.
>Orbiting Stacy and group of her friends.
>They're doing their thing I'm mostly just following them around.
>Boredoom.
>We pass near a crowd of protesters.
>They are talking about Trump and the news now, Fucking Perfect.
>I'm pretty sure they couln't even point Syria on a map.
>Dude has a sign that says "Hug a muslim for solidarity"
>ohfuckme.jpg
>Of course Stacy wants to hug him.
>One by one they hug the shitskin.
>They looked at me.
>Some akward second pass.
>They expect me to hug him.
>I don't want to hug a stranger.
>Spaghetti storm.
>I have to.
>"What anoness, You don't want to hug him? I didn't know you were RACIST"
>Now everyone's looking at me.
>I can feel their stare over my skin.
>Panic
>Breath is short, start to sweat.

>I
>HAVE
>TO

>Get closer to shitskin muslim.
>I want to cry but I cannot lose their approval now, I've worked so hard to get accepted in the group + everyone's looking at me and I would probably get killed by the mob if i don't do it.
>Move my hands around his shoulder.
>Hug him.
>I literally want to cry now.
>He smells like goats, kebab and sins.
>He pats my shoulders a couple of time.
>I feel violated, giving out my first hug to a complete stranger.
>I am unpure now.
>I'm sorry.
>Get home and turn on the shower.
>Cry in the shower so that I cannot see my tears.
>Exit shower.
>Open 4chan.

>See thread.

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>>34526204
>Be pure Kissless hugless Virgin + blonde and not fat.

>>34527528
The police force could surely use a perspicacious big boy like you.

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I'm Iranian and I get a lot of positive attention from people on my campus because of it. I'm also not Muslim

>>34525075
>hugging females
haram t.bh

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>muslim robot


just stop it already.

>>34528035
They are like people who claim to be catholic.

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Do I count as an ex-muslim if I was born in a muslim country to muslim parents but I never prayed or read the book?

>>34528101
No one will know the difference. As long as you're shitskin

>>34525075
Can I do this if I'm poo in the loo?

I'm fair skinned unlike those southern darkies and have great hair.

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>>34528127
What if I'm white?

>>34527915
You jest, but he might actually be more intelligent than the average policeman.

>>34528157
Shut the fuck up Mehmet.

>>34525075
>Not raping the shit out of them and claiming it was just a cultural misunderstanding
Are you even trying?

>>34525075
>virtue-signalling
This meme needs to die
And by 'this meme' I mean shaming people for expressing themselves

>inb4 muh no-personality normies following the herd
Whatever, fucko. You wouldn't care or call it that if you agreed with them