MOTHER IS GONNA LET ME GET A DOGGO MOTHER IS GONNA LET ME GET

>>34524670
please be good to him. Doggos are good boys that deserve love

hi twitter

>>34524699
I will be he's gonna be my friend

>>34524860
>only friend *

>>34524670
Are you gonna fuck it?

orig

>>34525006
no in usa dog fucks you.

Why would you ever want a dog if you can't even take care of yourself?

>>34525051
all you have to do is feed him and take him outside to piss and shit

>>34525091
>pleb dog owner detected

>>34526056
that's all you have to do to keep the doggo alive

What doggo are you gonna get?

Why a dog?

get one from a shelter pls
also don't just take him outside, take him for walks, make sure you know about proper care, no dog deserves to live like a robot

>>34526179
I need something that will fuck my ass that is big enough for me to feel, but small enough to not kill me. Also the knot.

>>34526179
why not? better than a kitty cat

>>34526225
well I'm gonna play with him and stuff too

>>34526266
>better than a cat

Not really, cats are better pets for robots.

>>34526266
good then, have fun with your dog, they're awesome and once I don't have to live in a shared flat because of uni I really want to get one too, or two so they don't have to stay home while I wageslave

I got my doggo last week. he's such a good boi