Are there any actual KHHVs left on this board? Normies are fucking

>>34520910
there is always /wiz/

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I'm kissless, handholdless virgin. Not hugless because once you get to college, females just throw out hugs like it's nobody's business.

>>34520910
No OP, this is r9k, at this point the virgins are on /wiz/

>>34520930
>>34520944
Seems like it, sadly.
>>34520934
It's ok man, a girl giving you a pity hug doesn't make you a normie.

>>34520988
Since mods allow normie posting and delete robot threads, it's no big surprise that the cool robots are leaving.

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>>34520910
I'm a KHHV but I have a job

>>34521045
Yeah, I honestly doubt there will be any robots left on this board by 2018.

>>34521065
What do you do?
(asking in a very original way)

>>34520934
I've never been hugged once by any girl the time I spent in college.

>>34521067
I will be there, even if i reach Wizardry in two years.
someone's got to show the door to normies

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In europa girls kiss guys to say hello. Girls don't kiss me

>>34521097
A hug in general doesnt mean that much, I guess it's just a cultural thing.
>>34521129
So will, I, but it's getting harder by the day, as more and more of the come. Keep fighting the good fight brotha.
>>34521143
I'm also from europe, but I only see girls doing this with eachother. Which country are you from?

24 KHV here

I rarely come here anymore since Reddit invaded, but its nice to see robot threads like these still exist

Discord channel only for KHV.
No grills allowed.

https://discord.gg/88TuXK7

19 KHV

I'm still hopeful for some deluded reasons though

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>>34520910
I'm a wizard, but I've been kissed and held hands before.

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Do non-romantic handholding and hugging count?

>>34521202
I wouldn't mind them if they didn't insist on preaching their bs every chance they get desu.
>>34521219
>TFW you're too shy for discord
>>34521237
Are you still in hs?
>>34521239
I think if you are older than 30 and only held hands and kissed you are still a robot.
>>34521266
Nah man, you good.

>>34520910
25 yo Demi wizard reporting in. I used to like coming here because it was the one place I didn't feel like a freak. Ofc the normies had to ruin that to

>>34521276
At least we still have threads like these, it's not much, but it's better than nothing.

>>34520910
Wizardchan was a failed experiment
R9k became the new /b/
I'm still a virgin
Oh well

>>34521274
>are you still in hs

Kind of. Hard to explain. I'm going to uni later this year though.

>>34521294
It wouldnt be that bad if it wasnt so slow.
>>34521311
If you aren't too hideous, things might change in uni.

>>34521337
this
it needs more traffic. But then again there are only so many of us and the normies will find us eventually. /r9k/'s popularity was what killed it

>>34521337
I don't think i'm hideous. But people here always say it doesn't get better at uni.

>>34521165
>Keep fighting the good fight brotha.
We'll outlast the normie invasion. Things will calm down in ten years, when normies find another toy to play with

>>34520910
Yo what up fampai

>>34521371
things get better for some people in uni

obviouls these people don't post in /unifeels/

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>>34521274
>>TFW you're too shy for discord
I know this feel all too well, anon

>>34521369
>>34521373
The normies have to get bored eventually.
>>34521371
>>34521399
I think this depends on a lot of thing, but for most of us, thing dont usually get better at uni.
>>34521382
Nothing much, waiting for the goddamn winter to end so I don't have to freeze every morning in the bus.

>>34521084
I work at dunkin donuts

>>34521462
Thats a pretty robot job desu.
>>34521447
Yeah, this board is pretty much the only contact i have with other people, the anonymity makes me more comfortable.

>>34520910
I'm there for you OP

>>34521492
I think it's more social than your average fast food place desu
it's a nice job though I actually like it

>>34521494
Thanks man, we gotta be here for eachother, It's the only thing we have left.
>>34521514
Any job is good if you are happy doing it imo.

>>34521266
31 yo KHV here. I've only hugged a girl once, it was one of this "supah kawaiii grls" with a "free hugs" sign on an anime convention.

>non-romantic handholding

How does this work?

>>34521542
Hey, it's still better than nothing.
>non-romantic handholding
Could be in a emergency or smth, idk.

29 year old khv here. I also have no friends or family. Other than work, I spend every second alone. Starting to get to the point where I don't really give a fuck anymore.

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>>34520910
I'm just a kv I was a chad for a day and hugged and held hands with a girl, broke up with her a week later because she was a cripple

20 year old khv here I don't even come into contact with the opposite sex anymore and haven't tried approaching a girl in 4 years... since I was in highschool

>>34521562
I'm starting to get close to that point too. After a while, you become numb to the pain, it's quite nice actually.

>>34521584
The feeling of loneliness will come back eventually. And when it does, it will just get worse and worse every time. It only lasts for a couple of hours each time for me at least.

21 Year old KHV here
I never cared enough about girls to pursue them in highschool, and the only reason I care now is because my family thinks I am a loser

>>34521165
>Which country are you from?
Switzerland

>>34521583
Approaching girls is a meme anyway, if they like you it will be painfully obvious.
>>34521582
Better then leading her on bth.
>>34521613
I just grab a bottle of vodka and power through it, works suprisingly well.
>>34521626
Just make up some bs, that's what I do at least.
>>34521647
Yeah, figured it was either Switzerland or France. Neveer happens in Slavland desu.

24 yo KV

I just don't care, I admitted to being a virgin in high school and then I was free, once you remove the social pressure and realize it won't make you happy, why put in so much effort just convince girls to have sex with you?

If it happens cool, but I'm not gonna work for it.

>>34521583

I'm convinced that people are lying.

I cannot fathom even moderately social people visiting this board in particular.

>>34520910
Yes, here. Soon to be wizard.

I'm not even a virgin desu familia

19 KHV here
>my family still thinks I can be normal
I can't even imagine what it would be like to have a girlfriend.

Tried online dating - Okcupid, POF, even Tinder with little success.
Tried joining clubs at college with little success.
Tried being more sociable in college classes with little success.

At this point I'm just going to wait until I can get drunk legally and do something with that.

yeah reporting in

but ive had 3 relationships. 2 in person and 1 online.

>>34521542
Think it was in middle school we were forced to practice dancing with girls

>>34521065

Same here. Ironically enough my job is building robots.

I'm a robot building robots.

heh

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>>34520910

Kissless, handholdless virgin

Technically not kissless but it was awkward so I won't count it.

>>34521766
Lol how do you think I'm lying? I'm sure as hell not moderately sociable. I have zero friends and don't really talk to anyone other than whom I have to at work.

>>34521841

Sorry, I intended to reply to the OP.

>>34521819
Please tell me you're working on sexbot-waifus in your free time. I need something to believe in, just a glimpse of hope

I'm only a KV...

>>34521754
I was really sad about it when I was younger, don't really mind it that much now.
>>34521767
Make sure you roast the normies real good with your wizard powers.
>>34521783
Are short or ugly? I don't think anything else could be the problem.
>>34521812
There were more guys in my class and i ended up dancing with another guy kek.
>>34521819
That sounds pretty cool desu.
>>34521824
You are still welcome here.
>>34521852
You would pe suprised how many people come here to talk shit and feel better about themselves.
>>34521860
They cant come soon enough, friend.
>>34521863
Don't worry, you're not a normie just yet.

>>34521274
don't worry anon, we all have social anxiety there, we'll understand

I'm kissless and handholdless
Lost virginity to a prostitute. That doesn't count r-right?

>>34521860
Well, ive sorta been planning how i could steal a robot part-by-part over the course of a few months. They'd probably never be able to tell unless i got caught walking out with one of the larger bits. All of the inventory counts are fucked anyway they would never notice being one short on everything.

My robots wouldn't be very good sex bots but you could probably get a decent fuck machine if you attached a flashlight to the arm...

>>34521901
Nah senpai, you good.
>>34521899
I'll prob drop by when I get a new pair of headphones, since my old ones broke.
>>34521958
> All of the inventory counts are fucked anyway
They alwyas are, kek.

>>34521897
>are you short or ugly
Nope, average height for where I am, around 5"11.
I've posted myself on /soc/ before and gotten a 5-6/10 on average. Though I do wear glasses and occasionally get bad acne.

I think it really just has to do with me spending most of my free time on the computer, and being generally quiet when I'm not.
I can't really force myself to be super sociable.

>>34522000
Alcohol helps with that a lot, I highly recommend it. Also nice trips.

>>34521958
Great to hear, brother. I'm looking into soft robotics myself, but i've got to gather the resources for bigger stuff first.
However, i think we're born in a time when you could actually hope to own a Robot-waifu one day. That alone offers some consolation

>>34520910
I kissed a girl twice when I was 14. She turned into a lesbian. Is my kind allowed here?

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>>34520910
>6'1"
>have job
>have car
>have motorcycle
>quit college but still have plans for the future
>supreme gentleman

virgin, never kissed a girl, never held hands with a girl, never had a platonic female friend.

>>34522108
Sure is, friendo.
>>34522121
You still have a god life man, dont waste chasing girls.

>>34522177
If that's you, OP i wanted to thank you for doing a good job moderating.
Have a good one.

>>34522271
Thanks man, I always enjoy these threads, they are suprisingly normie firee.

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>>34522177
When I tried chasing girls in the past I'd only chase them away and end up feeling embarrassed of my beta behavior.

Now I'm in full /whybother/ mode. If it weren't for biological impulses I wouldn't even want a girl in the first place.

>>34522456
I feel pretty much the same way, except I never tried chasing girls, it just feels degrading.

>>34520910
Yep, only level nineteen though.

>>34520934
Don't feel too bad anon, some people are too weird even for stranger hugs, that means you at least look clean.

>>34521451
>but for most of us, thing dont usually get better at uni
eh not all of us are completely useless, some have very specific interests and find the guts to pursue them. Then when they find out all those lonely hours spend on some autistic hobby weren't wasted all along and they excel at uni as a result of it sometimes they gain a lot of confidence

>>34523000
>confidence
Nice one

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havent had a gf in almost 4 years now and no sex since 3 so im basically back at HHKV status. how are you bros coping with the feels?

>>34523319
Sorry, but that's not the same, at least you aren't a dick about it unlike the other normies.

>>34523345
way to make me feel guilty over my bait post. please dont let it break your good spirit.

>>34520910
24 KHHV

I haven't had a non-family friend in a decade.

>>34523372
No problem man, even normies are human :)
>>34523414
Fuck, this hits me right in the feels. I had some good friends back in elementary school, when i remember those times, the feels just get overwhelming.

>>34521766

Define moderately sociable anon.

I have a job, live with a room mate, and have a small circle of friends I go to shows/bars and shit with. In the summer we make beach trips every once in awhile and we go to the mountains sometimes too.

Only reason I come here is because when I was a teenager I was a robot. No friends, virgin, always anxious as fuck. Grew out of it when I was forced to work with the public.

>>34523719
As long as you are not a preachy dick, you are fine by me famalam.

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starting to get sick of all the normies on this board guys, even 4 months ago it wasn't this bad, wtf happened

>>34523955
I think the election brought a lot of normies to 4chan in general.

damn this thread is really comfy, it would be a shame if some fucking roastie decided to fuck it up

>>34524004
Just dont reply to her, they run on attention, if they dont get any they will get bored and leave.

>>34520910
I am the last KHHV on this board.

>>34524053
There is at least two of us, anon.

I'm a kissless, handholdless, hugless 21 yo virgin with no prospects on the horizon. Never had any meaningful interaction with anyone.
People generally avoid me and are repulsed. I've tried faking my personality but to no avail. My social autism is too overpowering.
I've accepted my role in life, but deep down I still hope I'll get to feel how it is to mean something to someone

>>34524128
Don't you at least mean something to your family?
In most cases social skill don't matter nearly as much as looks.

>tfw only KHV
D-do I still get to be a robot?

Hugs are much better than sex desu.
But I don't have any comparison so I'm just guessing.

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>was hugged by friend's gf but I hated her
>Held hands with my oneitus in band my sophomore year, but she had a BF. We were humming the Skyrim theme together like autists

These don't count right?

>>34524188
Sure thing friendo, all non normies are welcome.
>>34524219
Nah, you good.
I held hands during prom, but it was just a formality.

23 khhv here. I don't want a gf. I do want to stick my peen in something tho, this virgin stigma is really bothering me

anyone ever been with a whore here?

>>34524258
>Tfw skipped prom but went to the after party and just played blackjack at the same table for 3 hours because all my friends had dates and we're having fun

>>34524355
Just get a fleshlight and lie about not being a virgin, that's my advice.
>>34524366
Nothing wrong with that, blackjack is pretty fun.

>>34524355
I feel similarly, but I don't want to risk STD's and also feel like prostitutes don't really "count" if that makes sense.
If I could just fuck once and get it over with I could move on, the longer I wait the less satisfying it will be though.

>>34524433
This is also whats been stopping me from using whores. I mean, what if they have rotten teeth? Or their breath smells of old man semen? Fuck they're disgusting, arent they

>>34524128
Mom is the only person who somewhat cares about me. I appreciate everything she's done for me. But she doesn't seem to notice or care that I'm generally unhappy. She knows I have no friends and that I spend all my free time on Internet, but has never said that I should go out, meet people or something. Maybe she assumes I'm content with this kind of life.
Where I live looks don't matter. Good looks is a bonus if you have social circle of friends. I dress well, try to look somewhat decent, but there's no point if you're on your own. It won't help you.

>>34524529
>Where I live looks don't matter
I would like to live there kek
Where is this?

>>34524570
your local cemetery

>>34520910
Kissless gfless virgin here. have held hands when I was 13 with some girl and got pity hugged by a busty stacy once

>>34524529
Meant for >>34524169

>>34524570
In East Europe you could get killed. But bring along friends if you happen to have them. You can probably score easy mainly because you're foreigner.

>>34524600
Can't argue with those trips.
>>34524641
Which counrty specificaly?
Also yeah, my mom is pretty much the same, she isnt really social herself.

I'm a virgin due to my NEET status more than my looks or aspiness. I just don't know how to get back into society and actually meet women. I feel like it's too late for me to go to college and meet women that way, and I don't have any friends to meet people though. I feel like a fucking island out in the middle of nowhere.

I was on my way to normie status before I dropped out of high school too. I ate pussy, but I never actually got my dick wet.

>it's ok if you don't get a gf in high school, anon. Teenagers are dumb and don't know anything. Wait until college! Then it'll happen
>go to community college. Nothing
>Go to 4 year university. Nothing
>go to grad school. Nothing. AND everyone is already fucking married or engaged.

Fuck. KHV for life I guess.

>>34524743
That is the major drawback of being a NEET, you have no way out of a rut if you fall into one.
>>34524756
Yup, you can't spend your whole life waiting, it's best to just give up early on.

>>34521647
well at least you're swiss. that's like the best country in europe.

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>>34520910
>Go from 100kg to 80kg
>Get Tinder
>Match with redhead
>First date good, too scared to ask for kiss
>Kiss on second date
>Would have had sex on third date but parents in other room
>Were going to have sex next time we met, get to suck on her tits and she touches my dick but that's it
>She cheats on me night after third date
>Fuck
>Months later
>Match with blonde
>Amazing night out, great meal, lots of drinks and go bowling
>Short kiss after date
>Cheats on me that night
>Fuck
I would find girls but I don't know how to approach them specifically for dating, so have to use online dating as a meeting mechanism, but I've got a 0-2 loyalty rate
Already back up to 84 kilos, my target was 70 and I'll probably never get there

>>34524808
*Tits/dick part after third date

>>34524805
Say that on /pol/ and enjoy the shitstorm.
>>34524808
You're on your way to normiehood, anon, hope it goes well for you, you have done more than most of us can say.

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>tfw honestly don't really want a gf but crave intimacy
>tfw don't even want sex but a magical waifu saviour to simply talk to
>tfw will never be able to actually open up to anyone except for fellow robots on anonymous early american customs forum

>>34524935
Sounds to me all you need is a good bro.

I'm KHV. Only 21 so I don't really mind.

I've come tantalizingly close a handful of times but every time things have come to an abrupt stop before they entered reality.

Similar to >>34524935, the feverish desire for sex that I had in my adolescence has cooled somewhat, and now the main reason I hope for GF is for the sake of intimacy, or merely to see the other side of life. Sometimes I lurk on octo chan /fem/, just because I like to be around women talking. It's not at all perverse, I don't think. I just find it very relaxing.

>>34524961
A good bro is infinitely better than a girl

>>34524935
This
I just want a gf to talk to, that sits around and watches movies with me, that I can hug, hold hands and shit. Obv she should act like a gf (not cuck me, give kisses) But I dont need sex.
The robo-waifu age cant come soon enough

>>34525014
Intimacy can also come from good friends.
I don't really like listening to women talk, most of it is shit like makeup. fashion etc that i have 0 interest in.
>>34525064
True that. A bro will never leave you for sommeone better looking or richer.
>>34525081
>The robo-waifu age cant come soon enough
I hope they come before i turn 50 desu