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ITT, Signs that you were never going to make it.
/ Autistic stories.
>college (age 16/17 y/o)
>girl sat next to me is wearing a misfits hoodie
>ask her what misfits is
>tells me
>says I remind her of simon (the autistic weirdo)
>guy who plays simon also plays ramsay bolton, GOT
>I watched every episode when I got home so i could get to know her better
>realised she essentially called me a weirdo
>didn't speak to her again.
Another
>In last year of primary school (age 10)
>I was messing around or something and annoyed the teacher
>She tells me to stand outside
>I go outside
>I don't just stand outside the outside the classroom.
>I
>go
>outside.
>Teacher and class thinks i've ran off
>parents are called
>Im stood in the corner of the door in the cold
>its raining
>im eventually found and called an idiot
>hate myself
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>>34518602
you should make it clear you're talking about the tv series called misfits, not the band :O)
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On a school trip like 12 yo, sitting in the bus allone waiting for others to get their shit from macdonalds, while I have no money for anything. Some chadeuses on a sporttrip all excited and shit celebrating some prize at parkinglot near my bus. I go out and sperg to them start screaming "yyyeeeaa" and celebrating with them. They notice me, all quiet everyone looks at me wtf who are you. I start crying and run away. Fuck I have no idea why I did this. I still feel terrible cringe while thinking about this.
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>>34518628
>:O)
fisher unifo
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>be me
>eating breakfast with family
>something feels weird
>uh-oh
>realize diarhhea is seconds away
>dash to the bathroom
>take hoodie off
>take shirt off
>sit down on toilet
>start shitting furiously
>realization hits me
>took hoodie and shirt off instead of pants and underwear
>be me, 21
>uh-oh
it happened this morning
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>>34518602
>my stomach starts to ache
>don't eat because of that
>stomach ache only gets worse
>"you gotta eat anon"
>eat
>the stomach ache gets better and stops
similar thing
>stomach aches
>get really tense and lie down
>the pain gets worse
>go to the toiler to try to take shit
>pee
>stomach gets better immediately
>realize I had just a full bladder
this happens a lot
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>>34518602
>Joined the squid club
>Ate some Kalamari
>Spent hours upon hours watching porn
>I screwed myself over from the very beginning
I'm scum for having such fascination for the human body, why couldn't I spend my time looking at flowers or something
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