>overweight gf asleep in my arms >finally not alone in

>>34514546
You're a mean person anon, do you know that?

>>34514546
Are you overweight OP?

>sexless relationship
>pretending to be adults

>>34514557
Why? You can have the same thing.

>>34514576
Not really.

>>34514577
Does it matter?

>>34514578
You're justifying not being with a Stacy or "an attractive girl". You're telling us that you don't find your current girlfriend attractive. You're with someone you don't feel is optimal, but you rationalise it in such a way that makes you accept it.

You're a disingenuous and mean person.

>>34514597
If you're not fat, how did you reconcile yourself to fucking a fatty? Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

>>34514597

You've built denial into your relationship, put a mark down that you won't cross "Yet." By not having sex you're putting the pussy on a pedestal the same way frat boys do, except you aren't having any sex. Assuming you're normal adults you both have the biological want to fuck (and if she doesn't well spare yourself now). So by denying yourself that natural want you're treating vagina like it's some prize to be earned... that if you tolerate a hambeast long enough she'll put out and then. THEN. Then and only then will you be complete. If you're honestly happy being a virgin why ever be anything else? Never have sex if being a virgin is worth anything ever. Being in a sexless relationship is fine - when you're in high school and she "isn't ready." When you're both adult as fuck there is literally no excuse except vanity. She wants to treat her virginity like it's going to have some value after its gone, like the guy she sells herself to down the line has paid enough good boy points to get himself a piece of ass. You treat her virginity like a precious gift that eventually becomes "Yours."

Grow the fuck up and be adults, or admit your conceit and enjoy your hand jobs and frustration.

>>34514729
>It's another episode of "Chad Thundercock on /r9k/" to express his feelings why everyone is not like him

>>34514777
Mmm nice lucky digits boyo

>>34514777

nice trips

This has nothing to do with chadding. I just want op to admit to being a fag for being happy with the fat car he has that he can't even drive.

>>34514546
I'm happy for you anon, you made it, mind if I ask how long you've waited for her?

>>34514631
>normalfag complains that one happy anon can't have true love because it doesn't fit his consumerist ideals
Stay toasty roastie, you're only jealous of him because he currently has a gf, if he said that he had a fat ex you wouldn't give a shit.